Make Cornholio Pound his Head against the Wall...

[The Shadow]

Corn,

I have this lil problem with my stools. It seems that I might be a tad bit bound up. What can I do to help soften my shit ?

My pooping background:

I've tried eating more bran, prune juice and every stool softner on the market....(all my anal beads are accounted for in the toy tool chest too)....What's a hard shittin girl to do????

Love,

Can't break a soft stool off for nuttin, Vix.

A warm 8 Oz of Flax Seed Oil b-4 bed will do wonders.

 

[The Shadow]

Corn,

I've been doing pretty much a cardio style weight routine for about two weeks in the AM with about 30 - 45 seconds between sets. I am getting all sweaty and I breath real heavy during this workout.

Now there is this little hottie with HUGE boobies that I cross paths with everyday. What can I do to hide a chubby? Further, What can I do about the "nasty taco" breath?

You are married - this question, like your wee-wee should not eben come up.

DO like Havoc and dress in multi-layered clothing to make you look bigger then simply think of Wilda doing SL deads and the problem should disappear.
As far as the breath - thy breathing thru your left-eyelid.

 

[WODIN]

I am digging the Zinc/Mag combo in the evening. I haven't slept this soundly in months!!! Plus I wake up feeling refreshed just like I had douched or something!

 

[Raina]

I know you keep PMing me and telling me I'm fat and should consider something stronger than ECAs, but are you sure about me snorting all that coke?? I mean yeah it'll speed up my heart some but it kills my appetite. Suggestions??

 

[Peyote Killa]

Sure - you lack intensity in your workouts. Why do you expect to make improvements in the gym while lifting the same quarter-ounce weiner. Add some weight to it and you will see progress again.

Good question, though.

GREAT, thanks, but what should I use to increase weight?
I was thinking something along the lines of like an ankle weight or something, is that cool?
And I am assuming I should still use the same rep scheme.

 

[The Shadow]

I am digging the Zinc/Mag combo in the evening. I haven't slept this soundly in months!!! Plus I wake up feeling refreshed just like I had douched or something!

Coo.

The ZMA really helps me sleep better as well.

 

[The Shadow]

GREAT, thanks, but what should I use to increase weight?
I was thinking something along the lines of like an ankle weight or something, is that cool?
And I am assuming I should still use the same rep scheme.

Got to the hardware store and buy some quarter washers and tie them on with some yellow yarn. If I were you I would be thinking bigger instead of stronger at this point.

Make sure TUT is between 40-60 seconds.

 

[Raina]

And Corn, I know that you've told me time and time again that to get the perfect physique, I just need to eat a lot of snackwell cookies, drink diet coke, take "exercise in a bottle", use my abtronic for 10 minutes a day, and spend 2-3 hours a week with my trusty bowflex....I'm doing all of that and am not seeing the results I want. Do you think I should consider something more "hardcore" like sugar free gum??

 

[The Shadow]

I know you keep PMing me and telling me I'm fat and should consider something stronger than ECAs, but are you sure about me snorting all that coke?? I mean yeah it'll speed up my heart some but it kills my appetite. Suggestions??

Darlin - there is a difference between fat and Phat.

Forget the ECA's and go with heavy breathing on the phone. Heart rate picks up as does circulation and usually increases appetite when done.


.....or pm me and I'll talk you through it.

 

[The Shadow]

And Corn, I know that you've told me time and time again that to get the perfect physique, I just need to eat a lot of snackwell cookies, drink diet coke, take "exercise in a bottle", use my abtronic for 10 minutes a day, and spend 2-3 hours a week with my trusty bowflex....I'm doing all of that and am not seeing the results I want. Do you think I should consider something more "hardcore" like sugar free gum??

No.

Just add some hardcore wild sex into the mix and you are there.