Ladies: What would you do if a guy told you he has a big dick???

[theoak01]

why brag if you have a big dick,i never told anyone let girls tell other girls,my current gf was damn suprised when she saw it and even more impressed that i took the time to get her off unlike her past bf's,now a ton of girls know i have a big dick and can get girls off,and no im not bragging my dick is about 7.5 long and its thick not needle dick

 

[Test boy]

Re: Re: Ladies: What would you do if a guy told you he has a big dick???

How do you "casually mention" that you have a big dick?

There are a number of ways:
1) Get them to look at your pockets while you are seated.
2)Ask them what they think of big dicks, in a subtle way.
3)Tell them you just special ordered some large condoms.
4)Tell them the dimensions and ask if that is a problem.
5)Take a viagra and they will see for themselves. Women don't miss too much. I did this prior to an extremely rare visit to a nice strip club in CA. I had great fun as the girls kept grabbing it during the private dances. One whipped her panties aside and rubbed her crotch on my face...thought I was in heaven. She must have squeezed my Johnson 10 times. I didn't object but I need a few drinks for that.

 

[Test boy]

Re: in my past experiences...

guys with big dicks seem to think all they have to do is "just show up"! all have been terrible in bed!

who cares about size....what can u do with it? that's what's important to a woman!

Let me see...1 in a 100 guys has big dick. I was pretty good at statistics. It takes 7 saples to start drawing a significant conclusion. Damn...that is 700 men. Busy lady!
I do everyting I can to please a woman if it isn't sick. Guess I must be the exception. I have heard of this before. Pretty stupid to think you don't have to try just as hard. If she is hot, I try to impress her as the best she ever had.

 

[Test boy]

I'd be like....uh, huh....really now?

Well aren't you just special...

I think it is special

You are very attractive, lovely smile and lively eyes.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I would tell him that I already have one asshole in my pants so there just isn't room for another!

Honestly, what kind of an idiot sez that to a girl that he has just met?! Christ almighty!!!

Believe it or not I am CONSTANTLY bombarded by men who either make subtle or not-so-subtle sexual innuendos about thier prowess in the bedroom or how "gifted" they are.... AND JESUS CHRIST - THE QUICKEST WAY to turn me off is to tell me that I have a nice body....and then proceed to tell me what YOU could DO TO IT!

HELLO! I have worked hard for my physique and I am pleased with the result. I can accept and appreciate a compliment, HOWEVER, if you are a man who wants to try and spend some time.... then keep the "dick talk" to yourself. There is WWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYY more to me than my exterior and if that is all that you can talk about (or yours perhaps) then I HAVE ZERO TIME FOR YOU.

 

[smallmovesal]

i had something like that happen to me once but it was scary and he was a huge football player... i just said "ok..". i was too shocked to do anything else.

 

[tripleV]

A decent looking guy strikes up a conversation with you and casually mentions that he has a big dick. What would you do???

Grab his package and check out the goods

 

[Test boy]

Re: Re: Ladies: What would you do if a guy told you he has a big dick???

Grab his package and check out the goods

I like your style! I've never actually done this before 20 minutes or so. She was in my boat and the talk somehow turned to sex after she asked what I thought of marriage. I do know a guy who uses it a lot and he does get laid a lot. Has the video to prove it.

Women tell me they have large breasts or look good in a bikini. What is the difference? I dn't mind hearing either for sure. Why should I. I find the female denial of dick size amusing since I have seen dozens of examples that it does matter to many women.

 

[Test boy]

I would tell him that I already have one asshole in my pants so there just isn't room for another!

Honestly, what kind of an idiot sez that to a girl that he has just met?! Christ almighty!!!

Believe it or not I am CONSTANTLY bombarded by men who either make subtle or not-so-subtle sexual innuendos about thier prowess in the bedroom or how "gifted" they are.... AND JESUS CHRIST - THE QUICKEST WAY to turn me off is to tell me that I have a nice body....and then proceed to tell me what YOU could DO TO IT!

HELLO! I have worked hard for my physique and I am pleased with the result. I can accept and appreciate a compliment, HOWEVER, if you are a man who wants to try and spend some time.... then keep the "dick talk" to yourself. There is WWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYY more to me than my exterior and if that is all that you can talk about (or yours perhaps) then I HAVE ZERO TIME FOR YOU.

Well I had to take you off the ignore function to see your post which confirms all of my theories about you.
You use the board to exact revenge against your husband, brag about your prowess and demonstrate extreme arrogance. You post nude pics as well despite having four daughters. Your body is a result of surgery, pharmaceuticals and work though you don't seem to have a job. There you go. Glad to be of service. If you banish me from the board for the truth...that will be further confirmation.

 

[Bikini Mod]

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I HAVE NEVER BANNED ANYONE FOR EXPRESSING AN OPINION!

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ALthough fear is good! Very, VERY GOOD!!!

JUST KIDDING!!!!

How on earth DID you draw the conclusions that you did from my expressing that I PERSONALLY (and from the responses, I was not THE ONLY ONE) find it offensive when A MAN THAT I JUST MET TALKS ABOUT HIS PENIS SIZE OR HIS PROWESS IN BED?!

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I have YET TO BRAG about my prowess in bed.... I have only stated FACT.

Show me ONE pic that ANY of my girls would find offensive?! Because I have had children that does NOT mean that I am ASEXUAL - NONE OF MY PICS ARE EXPLICIT - NOT ONE!

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How on EARTH am I exacting revenge on my ex husband?! Please explain this one to me. PLEASE!!! I find this to be the most amusing of ALL of your comments.

As for my physique. You can say whatever you like. You are entitled to your opinion. My feelings are not hurt IN THE LEAST.... bet you'd LOVE to tug on my pigtails, though... admit it. You dig me. HEHehoehoehoahhahaoehoahehahahhaa If you saw me in the grocery store or the gym or WHATEVER you would like what you saw...... maybe not.... like I said - I AM VERY SECURE AND WHETHER YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE OR NOT IS OF ZERO CONSEQUENCE. I find it amusing though that you feel the need to try and put me down because I stated that I thought that ANY guy who would say such a thing is a dollard.

For the record .... I HAVE NEVER stated ANYTHING about my sexual desires, prowess, WHATEVER to a man that I had just met. Why discuss it? If I am going to fuck him then he will find out soon enough. If not then, why even bring it up. And for talking about how I look in a bkini... WHY ON EARTH WOULD I HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING?! A girl who has a nice body doesn't NEED to say anything. Isn't is obvious?! DUH!

And YES, I AM NOT ONLY EXTREMELY ARROGANT BUT INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY TO BOOT! EHHEHahaoheohaha