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Ladies: What would you do if a guy told you he has a big dick???
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satanic goatslayer
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Test boy said:
How do you "casually mention" that you have a big dick?
I usually just walk up and start rubbing my crotch on their stomach, before pulling out a buck knife and disemboweling them.
Maybe...maybe not. Only one way to find out for sure.diezel said:oh......i see...... so, was this post your way of telling us casually in converaotion that you have a big dick?
I know a guy who tells girls he has a big dick. He gets laid a lot. I have done so after I spent some time with a girl and never regretted it. It can be frustrating when you know that you would do better if she thought you were big. I could wear pants that showed a big package but I rarely feel like advertising to everybody.
If you are trying to pick up a girl...everything helps. If a guy drives a Porshe, he will probably let you know.
gymratess1
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How about saying "Whip it out and let me have a look/suck?"
or is that as rude as him just announcing he has a big dick?
or is that as rude as him just announcing he has a big dick?
in my past experiences...
guys with big dicks seem to think all they have to do is "just show up"! all have been terrible in bed!
who cares about size....what can u do with it? that's what's important to a woman!
guys with big dicks seem to think all they have to do is "just show up"! all have been terrible in bed!
who cares about size....what can u do with it? that's what's important to a woman!
Taps
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I always tell women my dick is really small. That way they feel sorry for me, and make for easy pickins'. 
I went to school with a guy nicknamed Meat (you can guess why), and he was really proud of his dick. He'd usually mention offhand how big it was, at least twice a day. If was fucking halarious to listen to his conversations:
Girl: Nice weather we're having.
Meat: Yeah, it's great. By the way, I've got a horse cock.
I went to school with a guy nicknamed Meat (you can guess why), and he was really proud of his dick. He'd usually mention offhand how big it was, at least twice a day. If was fucking halarious to listen to his conversations:
Girl: Nice weather we're having.
Meat: Yeah, it's great. By the way, I've got a horse cock.
Bigsatan13
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tripleV said:nobody got my seinfeld references? come on clever people in the house
Only when you go in the pool.
Now the ratings are shrinking on George's new show!Excellent cum back in my book. Very cooperative and polite as well.gymratess1 said:
One thing ladies frequently don't understand is that the size of a dick can vary by 2000% from soft to hard depending on so many factors. They once ran a catheter up my dick after a mounain climbing accident to check for internal bleeding. My dad was there because he got called into the emergency room. I was so embarrassed. My Johnson was like 1" long because it had NO blood at all. They had to give me quite a bit of blood.
I would agree that it is rude if you announce it suddenly. But after 15 minutes or so...I don't think it is inappropriate. It is important to some women. If they hate big ones, they deserve a warning. Us guys can check out breasts and butts easily by comparison.
Anyways...being rude will help with maybe 1/2 of women in my opinion. In fact I have a VERY experienced friend. He used to be a nice guy. Now he is deliberately very rude to women and does very well. He tells me to treat them like shit but I refuse.
May not be the way it should be...just the way it is.
frorider6
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Test boy said:
Excellent cum back in my book. Very cooperative and polite as well.
One thing ladies frequently don't understand is that the size of a dick can vary by 2000% from soft to hard depending on so many factors. They once ran a catheter up my dick after a mounain climbing accident to check for internal bleeding. My dad was there because he got called into the emergency room. I was so embarrassed. My Johnson was like 1" long because it had NO blood at all. They had to give me quite a bit of blood.
I would agree that it is rude if you announce it suddenly. But after 15 minutes or so...I don't think it is inappropriate. It is important to some women. If they hate big ones, they deserve a warning. Us guys can check out breasts and butts easily by comparison.
Anyways...being rude will help with maybe 1/2 of women in my opinion. In fact I have a VERY experienced friend. He used to be a nice guy. Now he is deliberately very rude to women and does very well. He tells me to treat them like shit but I refuse.
May not be the way it should be...just the way it is.
Such a sooooth operator.
JackOfSpades
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I can comment on this.
I once told a girl I was a big dick.
Didn't get me anywhere, I suggest you stay away from it.
I once told a girl I was a big dick.
Didn't get me anywhere, I suggest you stay away from it.
gymratess1
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I don't care if the dick is big or not as long as it is there. I would rather find out when I see it then hear it from a guy. That just sounds like they are bragging which makes you think that either it is small or they are a ho. I don't want either. Besides as long as it is not too small what matters is how a man uses it and trust me I'd make him use it well. Most girls that want to know how big it is are just hos themselves, but if that's what you want then go for it.
I hear women say things like that from time to time. They also say they don't care about money or the car you drive.gymratess1 said:
Real world=Different story
Some women really don't care...but most prefer a larger than average Johnson.
So a woman that prefers a big one is a ho? Interesting.
So a man that prefers big breasts must also be sub human.
gymratess1
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Not necessarily Test Boy. But just think about it. A woman who cared about you for you probably wouldn't want to know ahead of time because she'd be into all of you not just your dick. A woman who just wanted you for dick would want to know the size. It just depends on what you like. As for men who like breasts--they are seen, dicks are not out in the open. I would much prefer a beefy, muscular man with brains and a good size dick to an oversized dick on a dick if you get my drift. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE men. I think they are the greatest. If I didn't then I would never get sex and that is unthinkable in my book. But I want the whole body huge, not just the dick.
Your logic makes perfect sense.
I have a problem because I have size 15 feet, XXXL hands, a large nose, and a big package...I get accused of stuffing myself for crying out loud.
So I attract the cockhounds 9 out of 10 times.
I talk to women that ask for 10"...can you believe that? Sad day when 8" is unsatisfactory.
I'd like the girls who aren't really into dick size but I keep meeting ones who are. In fact...I've met a few women who told me I must not be hung because I demonstrated ambition or intelligence.
Now that says a lot when a women believes that cock size is so important that a man won't try at anything else because he is endowed.
Just yesterday...I met a women who told me a few times that she is a slut. Gee...wonder why she did that.
I could get laid right and left...most likely by ho's. Since it is so easy...it doesn't mean too much to me. Unless the girl is special...then I will walk around the world to please her...and myself.
I have a problem because I have size 15 feet, XXXL hands, a large nose, and a big package...I get accused of stuffing myself for crying out loud.
So I attract the cockhounds 9 out of 10 times.
I talk to women that ask for 10"...can you believe that? Sad day when 8" is unsatisfactory.
I'd like the girls who aren't really into dick size but I keep meeting ones who are. In fact...I've met a few women who told me I must not be hung because I demonstrated ambition or intelligence.
Now that says a lot when a women believes that cock size is so important that a man won't try at anything else because he is endowed.
Just yesterday...I met a women who told me a few times that she is a slut. Gee...wonder why she did that.
I could get laid right and left...most likely by ho's. Since it is so easy...it doesn't mean too much to me. Unless the girl is special...then I will walk around the world to please her...and myself.
theoak01
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why brag if you have a big dick,i never told anyone let girls tell other girls,my current gf was damn suprised when she saw it and even more impressed that i took the time to get her off unlike her past bf's,now a ton of girls know i have a big dick and can get girls off,and no im not bragging my dick is about 7.5 long and its thick not needle dick
Re: Re: Ladies: What would you do if a guy told you he has a big dick???
1) Get them to look at your pockets while you are seated.
2)Ask them what they think of big dicks, in a subtle way.
3)Tell them you just special ordered some large condoms.
4)Tell them the dimensions and ask if that is a problem.
5)Take a viagra and they will see for themselves. Women don't miss too much. I did this prior to an extremely rare visit to a nice strip club in CA. I had great fun as the girls kept grabbing it during the private dances. One whipped her panties aside and rubbed her crotch on my face...thought I was in heaven. She must have squeezed my Johnson 10 times. I didn't object but I need a few drinks for that.
There are a number of ways:Satanic Goatslayer said:
1) Get them to look at your pockets while you are seated.
2)Ask them what they think of big dicks, in a subtle way.
3)Tell them you just special ordered some large condoms.
4)Tell them the dimensions and ask if that is a problem.
5)Take a viagra and they will see for themselves. Women don't miss too much. I did this prior to an extremely rare visit to a nice strip club in CA. I had great fun as the girls kept grabbing it during the private dances. One whipped her panties aside and rubbed her crotch on my face...thought I was in heaven. She must have squeezed my Johnson 10 times. I didn't object but I need a few drinks for that.
Re: in my past experiences...
I do everyting I can to please a woman if it isn't sick. Guess I must be the exception. I have heard of this before. Pretty stupid to think you don't have to try just as hard. If she is hot, I try to impress her as the best she ever had.
Let me see...1 in a 100 guys has big dick. I was pretty good at statistics. It takes 7 saples to start drawing a significant conclusion. Damn...that is 700 men. Busy lady!sheez_ripped said:
I do everyting I can to please a woman if it isn't sick. Guess I must be the exception. I have heard of this before. Pretty stupid to think you don't have to try just as hard. If she is hot, I try to impress her as the best she ever had.
Bikini Mod
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I would tell him that I already have one asshole in my pants so there just isn't room for another! 
Honestly, what kind of an idiot sez that to a girl that he has just met?! Christ almighty!!!
Believe it or not I am CONSTANTLY bombarded by men who either make subtle or not-so-subtle sexual innuendos about thier prowess in the bedroom or how "gifted" they are.... AND JESUS CHRIST - THE QUICKEST WAY to turn me off is to tell me that I have a nice body....and then proceed to tell me what YOU could DO TO IT!
HELLO! I have worked hard for my physique and I am pleased with the result. I can accept and appreciate a compliment, HOWEVER, if you are a man who wants to try and spend some time.... then keep the "dick talk" to yourself. There is WWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYY more to me than my exterior and if that is all that you can talk about (or yours perhaps) then I HAVE ZERO TIME FOR YOU.
Honestly, what kind of an idiot sez that to a girl that he has just met?! Christ almighty!!!
Believe it or not I am CONSTANTLY bombarded by men who either make subtle or not-so-subtle sexual innuendos about thier prowess in the bedroom or how "gifted" they are.... AND JESUS CHRIST - THE QUICKEST WAY to turn me off is to tell me that I have a nice body....and then proceed to tell me what YOU could DO TO IT!
HELLO! I have worked hard for my physique and I am pleased with the result. I can accept and appreciate a compliment, HOWEVER, if you are a man who wants to try and spend some time.... then keep the "dick talk" to yourself. There is WWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYY more to me than my exterior and if that is all that you can talk about (or yours perhaps) then I HAVE ZERO TIME FOR YOU.
smallmovesal
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i had something like that happen to me once but it was scary and he was a huge football player... i just said "ok..". i was too shocked to do anything else.
Re: Re: Ladies: What would you do if a guy told you he has a big dick???
Women tell me they have large breasts or look good in a bikini. What is the difference? I dn't mind hearing either for sure. Why should I. I find the female denial of dick size amusing since I have seen dozens of examples that it does matter to many women.
I like your style! I've never actually done this before 20 minutes or so. She was in my boat and the talk somehow turned to sex after she asked what I thought of marriage. I do know a guy who uses it a lot and he does get laid a lot. Has the video to prove it.tripleV said:
Grab his package and check out the goods
Women tell me they have large breasts or look good in a bikini. What is the difference? I dn't mind hearing either for sure. Why should I. I find the female denial of dick size amusing since I have seen dozens of examples that it does matter to many women.
Well I had to take you off the ignore function to see your post which confirms all of my theories about you.bikinimom said:I would tell him that I already have one asshole in my pants so there just isn't room for another!
Honestly, what kind of an idiot sez that to a girl that he has just met?! Christ almighty!!!
Believe it or not I am CONSTANTLY bombarded by men who either make subtle or not-so-subtle sexual innuendos about thier prowess in the bedroom or how "gifted" they are.... AND JESUS CHRIST - THE QUICKEST WAY to turn me off is to tell me that I have a nice body....and then proceed to tell me what YOU could DO TO IT!
HELLO! I have worked hard for my physique and I am pleased with the result. I can accept and appreciate a compliment, HOWEVER, if you are a man who wants to try and spend some time.... then keep the "dick talk" to yourself. There is WWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYY more to me than my exterior and if that is all that you can talk about (or yours perhaps) then I HAVE ZERO TIME FOR YOU.
You use the board to exact revenge against your husband, brag about your prowess and demonstrate extreme arrogance. You post nude pics as well despite having four daughters. Your body is a result of surgery, pharmaceuticals and work though you don't seem to have a job. There you go.
Glad to be of service. If you banish me from the board for the truth...that will be further confirmation.Bikini Mod
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HEHEHehherhehehaehaoheoahaeoeahahhahahahaaa
I HAVE NEVER BANNED ANYONE FOR EXPRESSING AN OPINION!
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ALthough fear is good! Very, VERY GOOD!!!
JUST KIDDING!!!!
How on earth DID you draw the conclusions that you did from my expressing that I PERSONALLY (and from the responses, I was not THE ONLY ONE) find it offensive when A MAN THAT I JUST MET TALKS ABOUT HIS PENIS SIZE OR HIS PROWESS IN BED?!
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I have YET TO BRAG about my prowess in bed.... I have only stated FACT.
Show me ONE pic that ANY of my girls would find offensive?! Because I have had children that does NOT mean that I am ASEXUAL - NONE OF MY PICS ARE EXPLICIT - NOT ONE!
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How on EARTH am I exacting revenge on my ex husband?! Please explain this one to me. PLEASE!!! I find this to be the most amusing of ALL of your comments.
As for my physique. You can say whatever you like. You are entitled to your opinion. My feelings are not hurt IN THE LEAST.... bet you'd LOVE to tug on my pigtails, though... admit it. You dig me. HEHehoehoehoahhahaoehoahehahahhaa If you saw me in the grocery store or the gym or WHATEVER you would like what you saw...... maybe not.... like I said - I AM VERY SECURE AND WHETHER YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE OR NOT IS OF ZERO CONSEQUENCE. I find it amusing though that you feel the need to try and put me down because I stated that I thought that ANY guy who would say such a thing is a dollard.
For the record .... I HAVE NEVER stated ANYTHING about my sexual desires, prowess, WHATEVER to a man that I had just met. Why discuss it? If I am going to fuck him then he will find out soon enough. If not then, why even bring it up. And for talking about how I look in a bkini... WHY ON EARTH WOULD I HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING?! A girl who has a nice body doesn't NEED to say anything. Isn't is obvious?! DUH!
And YES, I AM NOT ONLY EXTREMELY ARROGANT BUT INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY TO BOOT! EHHEHahaoheohaha
I HAVE NEVER BANNED ANYONE FOR EXPRESSING AN OPINION!
hahahahoahaohoahaheoheohoaehoahehahahhahaha
ALthough fear is good! Very, VERY GOOD!!!
JUST KIDDING!!!!
How on earth DID you draw the conclusions that you did from my expressing that I PERSONALLY (and from the responses, I was not THE ONLY ONE) find it offensive when A MAN THAT I JUST MET TALKS ABOUT HIS PENIS SIZE OR HIS PROWESS IN BED?!
HAHahaoahohehehehhaehhahehahaheaaaa
I have YET TO BRAG about my prowess in bed.... I have only stated FACT.
Show me ONE pic that ANY of my girls would find offensive?! Because I have had children that does NOT mean that I am ASEXUAL - NONE OF MY PICS ARE EXPLICIT - NOT ONE!
HAHHeaoaohaoheohaehahhaahhahahhahaaa
How on EARTH am I exacting revenge on my ex husband?! Please explain this one to me. PLEASE!!! I find this to be the most amusing of ALL of your comments.
As for my physique. You can say whatever you like. You are entitled to your opinion. My feelings are not hurt IN THE LEAST.... bet you'd LOVE to tug on my pigtails, though... admit it. You dig me. HEHehoehoehoahhahaoehoahehahahhaa If you saw me in the grocery store or the gym or WHATEVER you would like what you saw...... maybe not.... like I said - I AM VERY SECURE AND WHETHER YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE OR NOT IS OF ZERO CONSEQUENCE. I find it amusing though that you feel the need to try and put me down because I stated that I thought that ANY guy who would say such a thing is a dollard.
For the record .... I HAVE NEVER stated ANYTHING about my sexual desires, prowess, WHATEVER to a man that I had just met. Why discuss it? If I am going to fuck him then he will find out soon enough. If not then, why even bring it up. And for talking about how I look in a bkini... WHY ON EARTH WOULD I HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING?! A girl who has a nice body doesn't NEED to say anything. Isn't is obvious?! DUH!
And YES, I AM NOT ONLY EXTREMELY ARROGANT BUT INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY TO BOOT! EHHEHahaoheohaha
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Pamela
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I would think
he see's himself bigger than he actually is!!
he see's himself bigger than he actually is!!
Bikini Mod
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Pamela said:I would think
he see's himself bigger than he actually is!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHahahhaahhahahahahhaaaa
how true, how true.
Bikini Mod
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Test boy said:
Your body is a result of surgery, pharmaceuticals and work though you don't seem to have a job. There you go.
I had my boobs done, true... I nursed four children and the end result was less than pleasing - I also had an ENTIRE foot of loose skin removed from my abdomen - NO LIPO, didn't need any because my bf was extremely low already - also the result of childbearing. Tell me how many crunches would have gotten rid of it? Oh, and how much would I have had to bench press in order to "firm" up my breasts?! DUH!
So if this cosmetic surgery puts me in the "cheater" category....GUILTY!!!
As for pharmeceticals - take a look at my pic and tell me what I used in order to achieve this body. KAY? (This should be good.)
Work - YOU BET YOUR ASS I WORKED!
As for my employment status.... I don't remember asking YOU to pay my bills, so what the FUCK do you care whether, where or IF I ever lift a finger to get a paycheck?!
HAHAHHahhehahahahoaohoahahahahhahahaa
I WUV you testBOY
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Bikini Mod
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Test boy said:
That isMS QUEEN BITCH .... and SMILE WHEN YOU SAY IT!!!
Test boy said:Looks like she lost sleep answering back though.
Just because I have a brain and I can type?
EHHH!!! Wrong Again! hehehehhehehee
Sorry, you can't be strokin' the shred of ego that you have left.
Now do yourself and what is left of your percieved manhood a favor and go back to ignoring me.
bodybuildr
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Plastic Surgery ? Who cares you look Great.
Actually they say it looks bigger from a different perspective. Never been able to detach head and see if this true. From watching 1 or 2 pornos I have learned that perception of size varies a lot depending on angles etc. Get real close with a wide angle lens and stuff grows a lot. Photography is the art of deception to a degree. People are rarely impressed by accurate, photorealistic photography.Pamela said:I would think
he see's himself bigger than he actually is!!
You want references?
mikelong23
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thanks alot to everyone who responded on this thread, i was amazed at the stupidity of these posts, and have just lost 3 mins from my life, something i can never get back. i hope everyone is happy about that, thanks again
mikelong23
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maybe your right maybe im not so long, but to tell the truth i dont brag about how big i am, i dont need to do that to get any girls, and if you really wanted to know lets just say im not near average, dont be funny and try to say im might be smaller cause that is definately not happening. maybe you could go ask my girl why does it hurt so many times when i first stick it in? hum i wonder why
Maybe I should ask why you don't make her wet first. Only time I caused pain was when I didn't really like a girl enough to do foreplay but decided to hose her anyway. Bad idea!mikelong23 said:maybe your right maybe im not so long, but to tell the truth i dont brag about how big i am, i dont need to do that to get any girls, and if you really wanted to know lets just say im not near average, dont be funny and try to say im might be smaller cause that is definately not happening. maybe you could go ask my girl why does it hurt so many times when i first stick it in? hum i wonder why
I like your attitude!starfish said:I would say hallejuha ( how the heck do you spell that word)
Well, you get the point......
Too big, would hurt YIKES!
starfish
Don't I know you from somewhere? It is not too big starfish babe. Just the perfect size and shape I hear. Yes I am rather proud of it. I can't brag about 20" arms or a 500lb. bench like other guys so I "compensate" between the sheets.
You get the point...... gymratess1
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Wow. You all can be brutal with each other. These threads are just everyones opinions of which I have many also. It can be toooooo big, the size shouldn't really matter, it does matter how a man uses it and what else he does to please you. There are many men out there who are into being pleased but are not into pleasing. When I am with a man I want it to be a two way street. I deserve to be pleased and you know I will do anything I can to please him. I will also let you know that I am a very emotional person so I put everything I have into everything I do, including bodybuilding. I would rather a man not tell me how well he is endowed, or not. That is something that if I decide to be with him should be experienced together. But, this is just my opinion. I love to read these threads because I really like to see what everyones opinion is. It gives us insight into others. Insight is a great thing.
Yawn...that one almost put me to sleep. Nice post though. It is rarely appropriate to say, "hey babe...hows 8" sound. Thinks you can handle it?" But all conversations are different and sometimes this type of disclosure "fits right in"gymratess1 said:
Fairly mellow in my book compared to some stuff I've heard and seen.gymratess1
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Trust me, I know I've said worse on here. But in person. I'm a true sweetheart
Sorry to make you yawn. I'd much rather make you excited (horny!)
Sorry to make you yawn. I'd much rather make you excited (horny!)pajaro loco
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bwahahahahah. That,s a good onetripleV said:
billythekid
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i would say really, me too
bikinimom said:
I had my boobs done, true... I nursed four children and the end result was less than pleasing - I also had an ENTIRE foot of loose skin removed from my abdomen - NO LIPO, didn't need any because my bf was extremely low already - also the result of childbearing. Tell me how many crunches would have gotten rid of it? Oh, and how much would I have had to bench press in order to "firm" up my breasts?! DUH!
So if this cosmetic surgery puts me in the "cheater" category....GUILTY!!!
As for pharmeceticals - take a look at my pic and tell me what I used in order to achieve this body. KAY? (This should be good.)
Work - YOU BET YOUR ASS I WORKED!
As for my employment status.... I don't remember asking YOU to pay my bills, so what the FUCK do you care whether, where or IF I ever lift a finger to get a paycheck?!
HAHAHHahhehahahahoaohoahahahahhahahaa
I WUV you testBOY
She told you test boy!!! Bikinimom, You look awsome! My girl has 3 kids, last one is 9yo. I believe you saw her on the members board and posted. I like older woman....a lot!
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