Ladies: What would you do if a guy told you he has a big dick???

[Test boy]

oh......i see...... so, was this post your way of telling us casually in converaotion that you have a big dick?

Maybe...maybe not. Only one way to find out for sure.
I know a guy who tells girls he has a big dick. He gets laid a lot. I have done so after I spent some time with a girl and never regretted it. It can be frustrating when you know that you would do better if she thought you were big. I could wear pants that showed a big package but I rarely feel like advertising to everybody.
If you are trying to pick up a girl...everything helps. If a guy drives a Porshe, he will probably let you know.

 

[gymratess1]

How about saying "Whip it out and let me have a look/suck?"

or is that as rude as him just announcing he has a big dick?

 

[tripleV]

nobody got my seinfeld references? come on clever people in the house

 

[Night Fly]

I'd be like....uh, huh....really now?

Well aren't you just special...

 

[sheez_ripped]

in my past experiences...

guys with big dicks seem to think all they have to do is "just show up"! all have been terrible in bed!

who cares about size....what can u do with it? that's what's important to a woman!

 

[Taps]

I always tell women my dick is really small. That way they feel sorry for me, and make for easy pickins'.

I went to school with a guy nicknamed Meat (you can guess why), and he was really proud of his dick. He'd usually mention offhand how big it was, at least twice a day. If was fucking halarious to listen to his conversations:

Girl: Nice weather we're having.
Meat: Yeah, it's great. By the way, I've got a horse cock.

 

[Bigsatan13]

nobody got my seinfeld references? come on clever people in the house

Only when you go in the pool. Now the ratings are shrinking on George's new show!

 

[tripleV]

yay biggie.......yay biggie......you got my funny lol

 

[J-Ro]

I got the references.

 

[Test boy]

How about saying "Whip it out and let me have a look/suck?"

or is that as rude as him just announcing he has a big dick?

Excellent cum back in my book. Very cooperative and polite as well.
One thing ladies frequently don't understand is that the size of a dick can vary by 2000% from soft to hard depending on so many factors. They once ran a catheter up my dick after a mounain climbing accident to check for internal bleeding. My dad was there because he got called into the emergency room. I was so embarrassed. My Johnson was like 1" long because it had NO blood at all. They had to give me quite a bit of blood.
I would agree that it is rude if you announce it suddenly. But after 15 minutes or so...I don't think it is inappropriate. It is important to some women. If they hate big ones, they deserve a warning. Us guys can check out breasts and butts easily by comparison.
Anyways...being rude will help with maybe 1/2 of women in my opinion. In fact I have a VERY experienced friend. He used to be a nice guy. Now he is deliberately very rude to women and does very well. He tells me to treat them like shit but I refuse.
May not be the way it should be...just the way it is.