me n my buddies went out to windsor a couple years ago. we're all drinkin and runnin the place. whenever all of our hockey buddies get together we get you'll see us everywhere. Anyways we were beyond hammered and my buddy starts talkin to this girl. I take a lap or 2 and come back, he whispers, "dude, her friend wants you." well like i said i'm shitfaced wasted so i'm like, "check this out." He was talkin to the 2 girls so i go behind them. in the middle of the club, i whip out my lil buddy and proceed to try and bruise her booty with it. I just started floggin her with my limp kak. She turns around and almost lost it, i'm talkin bout laffin, she was crackin up. I was like, "hey, c' mon it's not that small....." she was like no that's just hilarious. Thank God she was butt wasted too cuz that's a lawsuit if i've ever heard of one.
so anyways the rest of the nite i was the entertainment by dancin on the floor with my junk hangin out. everybody was in a circvle around me so not too many pple saw.
twas a very fun nite.
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