Ladies: What would you do if a guy told you he has a big dick???

[Pamela]

I would think
he see's himself bigger than he actually is!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

I would think
he see's himself bigger than he actually is!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHahahhaahhahahahahhaaaa

how true, how true.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Your body is a result of surgery, pharmaceuticals and work though you don't seem to have a job. There you go. Glad to be of service. If you banish me from the board for the truth...that will be further confirmation.

I had my boobs done, true... I nursed four children and the end result was less than pleasing - I also had an ENTIRE foot of loose skin removed from my abdomen - NO LIPO, didn't need any because my bf was extremely low already - also the result of childbearing. Tell me how many crunches would have gotten rid of it? Oh, and how much would I have had to bench press in order to "firm" up my breasts?! DUH!

So if this cosmetic surgery puts me in the "cheater" category....GUILTY!!!

As for pharmeceticals - take a look at my pic and tell me what I used in order to achieve this body. KAY? (This should be good.)

Work - YOU BET YOUR ASS I WORKED!

As for my employment status.... I don't remember asking YOU to pay my bills, so what the FUCK do you care whether, where or IF I ever lift a finger to get a paycheck?!

HAHAHHahhehahahahoaohoahahahahhahahaa

I WUV you testBOY

 

[Biscuit]

B.mom dam you are hot! and smart to boot.
Biscuit...

 

[Test boy]

B.mom dam you are hot! and smart to boot.
Biscuit...

She is a hot, smart, arrogant bitch. God I love the Ignore function. Looks like she lost sleep answering back though.

 

[Bikini Mod]

She is a hot, smart, arrogant bitch.

That isMS QUEEN BITCH .... and SMILE WHEN YOU SAY IT!!!

Looks like she lost sleep answering back though.

Just because I have a brain and I can type?

EHHH!!! Wrong Again! hehehehhehehee

Sorry, you can't be strokin' the shred of ego that you have left.

Now do yourself and what is left of your percieved manhood a favor and go back to ignoring me.

 

[Test boy]

Since you are on my ignore list...I'll have to trust that you just apologized after recognozing the error in your thought processes.

In spite of that...I will never grant you sexual favors.

 

[bodybuildr]

Plastic Surgery ? Who cares you look Great.

 

[Test boy]

She does. I wasn't really fair since she has four kids. Sorry about that one.

 

[Test boy]

I would think
he see's himself bigger than he actually is!!

Actually they say it looks bigger from a different perspective. Never been able to detach head and see if this true. From watching 1 or 2 pornos I have learned that perception of size varies a lot depending on angles etc. Get real close with a wide angle lens and stuff grows a lot. Photography is the art of deception to a degree. People are rarely impressed by accurate, photorealistic photography.

You want references?