It would seem I forgot to thank a few people...

[Nathan]

...for my "We don't miss you" card. I greatly appreciated it and it made me laugh at a time that I sincerely thought that flatulence was the only uncontrollable sound that could escape my body. Seriously though, it was pretty cool stuff. Thanks team. Also, I have a huge penis and I just want children everywhere to know that.

 

[***]

hi nathan. i DID miss you! glad you're back.

 

[Ffactor]

I had two stinky bowel movements today, if you want I can call you the next time I take a dump and put the phone inside the toliet bowl so you can hear everything!

 

[gymrat]

Nathan the entertainer!!!

 

[slickdadd]

I had two stinky bowel movements today, fi you want I can call you the next time I take a dump and put the phone inside the toliet bowl so you can hear everything!

On a similar note, I was going to piss today at work when a dude was in the stall just laughing it up and having a good time whilst releasing a disgustingly odiferous butt stick complete with noise. I think, hmm, there is another dude in a stall, perhaps he is just talking with him, that's weird, but I can live with it. Although it turns out he was on the phone and I believe I overheard him making dinner plans. Classy guy. I'm pretty sure it was EFSam

 

[PoyeBoy]

Im on there, YES I RULE