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It finally happened last night!

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After 4 years of being together and close to 3 years of being married the wife finally gave in to some anal love!
 
sigh that rocks
 
Best post ever... really.

Since you are married, you didn't have the pleasure of wiping Capt. Fudgeman on the curtains... but it still rocks.

God bless us, everyone!
 
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that she did that for you, you need to be EXTRA good to her. Be more affectionate, etc... - next thing you know, she might do it again sometime soon! ;)
 
awittyusername said:
Hey JA, did she hurt your ass? Or, was she gentle?

that took a while!
 
Juice Authority said:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! My WIFE got the anal love from me! No one goes near my ass!



I`m guessing she does`nt know you call her that. Is she hot? Would people WANT to go near her?

jk bro. That`s a cool thing to do if you`re into it. Have you talked about it before or just did it right then and there without warning?

I`ve done it a few times, it`s a take or leave it thing with us. She actually would want it at times when I just flat out refuse and go through the front door.

They get all hot and horny but forget how painful it is and I feel badly about it afterwards, so I just take the short way home.

Yes I know if you take your time it won`t be as painful, but when I`m already doing it (and that`s when she asks), I`m not gonna slow down for that.

Just curious, are you planning on more or was it just a curiosity thing?
 
GL - i had a buddy with the same mentality as you....i'm already going at it, i don't want to slow down. i'd be talking to him and his wife, and he'd say "yeah, i tagged her in the ass last night." she'd start bitching about how much it hurt every time. i asked if they were using lube, they said yes, then she says "if he wasn't such a fucking asshole and wouldn't just shove it all the way in there and slam fuck me, i might be able to enjoy it."

his response...."i like listening to her scream."
 
crak600 said:
GL - i had a buddy with the same mentality as you....i'm already going at it, i don't want to slow down. i'd be talking to him and his wife, and he'd say "yeah, i tagged her in the ass last night." she'd start bitching about how much it hurt every time. i asked if they were using lube, they said yes, then she says "if he wasn't such a fucking asshole and wouldn't just shove it all the way in there and slam fuck me, i might be able to enjoy it."

his response...."i like listening to her scream."


I like slamming, myself. lol I`m always asked when we`re into it already. We rarely say beforehand "Hey let`s have anal sex tonight" We`re usually just going at it (normal sex) and she gets horny enough to say "Fuck my ass" or whatever. It`s a HUGE turn on, and I`ve done it a few times, Sometimes she begs for a long time... it`s really great just hearing it, even if we don`t do it. but it gets to the point where I don`t wanna hurt her and I decline.

I`m sure if we started out the session with anal in mind, it would be different. I don`t know, sex is great all around that it does`nt really matter to me.

crak, are you fat bro?
 
that's it? no story? no "I was balls deep and her begging for more?" SK always farts when i pull out.....I kinda got used to it.
 
Juice Authority said:
After 4 years of being together and close to 3 years of being married the wife finally gave in to some anal love!



Wow you have some patience.


Give it some time bor. A woman once told me that the first time really hurts like a mother fucker, the second time alot smoother not so much pain, but after the third time she's gonna want it like that always. ;)
 
gonelifting said:
I like slamming, myself. lol I`m always asked when we`re into it already. We rarely say beforehand "Hey let`s have anal sex tonight" We`re usually just going at it (normal sex) and she gets horny enough to say "Fuck my ass" or whatever. It`s a HUGE turn on, and I`ve done it a few times, Sometimes she begs for a long time... it`s really great just hearing it, even if we don`t do it. but it gets to the point where I don`t wanna hurt her and I decline.

I`m sure if we started out the session with anal in mind, it would be different. I don`t know, sex is great all around that it does`nt really matter to me.

crak, are you fat bro?

am i fat? i'm not 12%, if that's what you're asking, but i'm not fat fat.

when she starts asking for the anal, start working her with a finger if you wanna loosen her up before hand, or get some toys. that'll get her primed and then you can rail away at her.

you never want to decline anal if she's open to it. she might eventually say "no thanks, i don't want it there anymore."
 
crak600 said:
you never want to decline anal if she's open to it. she might eventually say "no thanks, i don't want it there anymore."



Bite your tongue man. Don't ever say that.
 
crak600 said:
why you yelling at me?! you should be yelling at GL for declining anal from his wife.


Go to sleep you fat bastard. lol jk


no I`m not.........yes
 
Dial_tone said:
that's it? no story? no "I was balls deep and her begging for more?" SK always farts when i pull out.....I kinda got used to it.
dang your getting as bad as hammy
 
onebigab said:
Wow you have some patience.


Give it some time bor. A woman once told me that the first time really hurts like a mother fucker, the second time alot smoother not so much pain, but after the third time she's gonna want it like that always. ;)

Geez, I know what you mean; that's how I'd describe it, too. Didn't have to wait for the third time, though.......
 
top2bottomdfw said:
Geez, I know what you mean; that's how I'd describe it, too. Didn't have to wait for the third time, though.......


That is sweet. There is nothing like going at it and having her so worked up that when you pull out and then slip it into her "forbidden zone" that all she can do is moan like there is no tomorrow with extacy.
 
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