Is Spatts' new avatar sexy?

[jesus 2]

no, 'cause she's taller than me and weighs as much as me (or maybe a little more?).


j2da2

 

[Citruscide]

I can only repeat what he told me.

For all I know it could be 12 years.


BTW - I am good friends with a totally non-religious 34 yr old VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you read it right.

This is ambigeous...

So a 34 year old virgin... I'd like a name to put down in my database as the... well... either choseyist fucker I have heard of... or the looooooooserist fuck I've ever heard of.

C-ditty

 

[saint808]

Oh, lord. You goober...

Thank you, and I apologize for TheProject.

I think he needs to badger the witness, bash the bishop, baste the turkey, beat up shorty, get some beef-strokin'-off, burp the worm, choke the chicken, clean his Rifle, clear the snorkel, date Pamela Handerson, drain the dragon, drill for oil, exorcise his demons, fiddle the ferret, fight with Tarzan, do the five knuckle shuffle, flog the dolphin, greet Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, groom the Wookie, jack the beanstalk, jerk the gherkin, manually override, milk the one-uddered cow, play in onan's Olympics, watch a gang spanky marathon, play a flute solo, play some Pocket Billiards or pocket pool, polish the pewter, pull the taffy, rattle the one-eyed snake, say hello to Mr. Happy, shake hands with the one eyed milk man, shake hands with Mr. Goodwrench, Slob the Milosevich, squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun, squeeze the charmin, stroke the salami, take matters in hand, tame the shrew, tease the weasel, tickle the pickle, twang his magic twanger, varnishing the fencepost, visit the petting zoo, wax the Winnebago, white water wristing, windsurf on Mt. Baldy, wrestle with the one-eyed monster, etc...

oddly enough i did that about 3 minutes ago...

 

[Bullit]

So a 34 year old virgin... I'd like a name to put down in my database as the... well... either choseyist fucker I have heard of... or the looooooooserist fuck I've ever heard of.

LOL... the latter, broly, the latter.
And the thing is 'outwardly' he is a very successful, fit dude...just has no balls to hit it.
Maybe hes gay, I dunno.

 

[Citruscide]

LOL... the latter, broly, the latter.
And the thing is 'outwardly' he is a very successful, fit dude...just has no balls to hit it.
Maybe hes gay, I dunno.

I'd vote Gay... or a woman... no gay... wait.. can I vote for two?

C-ditty

 

[Bullit]

Believe me... ALL his friends have wondered about his sexuality...but he really does seem straight.

I actaully like it.. I want to see how old he will be before gettin laid. He's become my lil' experiment.

 

[Citruscide]

Believe me... ALL his friends have wondered about his sexuality...but he really does seem straight.

I actaully like it.. I want to see how old he will be before gettin laid. He's become my lil' experiment.

Has he ever been at a bar and some girl is like 'Yes, I will take you home and fuck you" and you walk up and go "Sooo .. .how are the wife and kids Joe?" Because that'd be funny.

C-ditty

 

[Bullit]

Has he ever been at a bar and some girl is like 'Yes, I will take you home and fuck you" and you walk up and go "Sooo .. .how are the wife and kids Joe?" Because that'd be funny.

C-ditty

lol..I agree, that'd be funny as hell... but the need hasn't been there.

Yes he's had chix hit on him, but (as far as I know) none have been so amazingly turned on by him that they have asked him to fuck.

Dude drives a BMW, makes some seriously nice $$$ and ain't some fat shmuck... I hinestly have no idea whats wrong other than a SERIOUS mental issue with talking to girls.

 

[saint808]

lol..I agree, that'd be funny as hell... but the need hasn't been there.

Yes he's had chix hit on him, but (as far as I know) none have been so amazingly turned on by him that they have asked him to fuck.

Dude drives a BMW, makes some seriously nice $$$ and ain't some fat shmuck... I hinestly have no idea whats wrong other than a SERIOUS mental issue with talking to girls.

get together an office pool and buy that man a hooker.

 

[Bullit]

get together an office pool and buy that man a hooker.

Nah... I like his virginity.
I really want to see how lng this shit will last.