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Is Spatts' new avatar sexy?

Is Spatts' new avatar sexy?

  • Yes. She's hotter than donut grease.

    Votes: 8 42.1%

  • No. Completely unappealing.

    Votes: 6 31.6%

  • Yeah, it's sexy, but I want another tushatar.

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Total voters
    19
TheProject

TheProject

New member
I vote yes...what does everyone else think?

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Poo - Nature Broly votes your new avatar 'Sexiest Avantore Ever'.
 
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Maybe it wasn't meant to be "sexy" and you a-holes are now turning an innocent photo into the centerfold for the fist of fury competition tonight.
 
I dig muscle chicks... I dig their dedication... I don't need pictures to tell me that is sexy IN AND OF itself. That being said, I'd like to see the camera pan out a bit... see her entire head... maybe the top of her theighs where her shorts cut off at ... :)

C-ditty
 
Citruscide said:
That being said, I'd like to see the camera pan out a bit... see her entire head... maybe the top of her theighs where her shorts cut off at ... :)

C-ditty
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yeh i would to

but its a good pic :p
 
spatts said:
Oh, lord. You goober...

Thank you, and I apologize for TheProject.

I think he needs to Badger the witness, bash the bishop, baste the turkey, beat up shorty, get some beef-strokin'-off, burp the worm, choke the chicken, clean his Rifle, clear the snorkel, date Pamela Handerson, drain the dragon, drill for oil, exorcise his demons, fiddle the ferret, fight with Tarzan, do the five knuckle shuffle, flog the dolphin, greet Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, groom the Wookie, jack the beanstalk, jerk the gherkin, manually override, milk the one-uddered cow, play in onan's Olympics, watch a gang spanky marathon, play a flute solo, play some Pocket Billiards or pocket pool, polish the pewter
Pulling the taffy, rattle the one-eyed snake, say hello to Mr. Happy, shake hands with the one eyed milk man,
shake hands with Mr. Goodwrench, Slob the Milosevich,
squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun, squeeze the charmin, stroke the salami, take matters in hand, tame the shrew, tease the weasel, tickle the pickle, twang his magic twanger, varnishing the fencepost, visit the petting zoo, wax the Winnebago, white water wristing, windsurf on Mt. Baldy, wrestle with the one-eyed monster, etc...
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Hey...it's a good pic! :p
 
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spatts said:
Oh, lord. You goober...

Thank you, and I apologize for TheProject.

I think he needs to badger the witness, bash the bishop, baste the turkey, beat up shorty, get some beef-strokin'-off, burp the worm, choke the chicken, clean his Rifle, clear the snorkel, date Pamela Handerson, drain the dragon, drill for oil, exorcise his demons, fiddle the ferret, fight with Tarzan, do the five knuckle shuffle, flog the dolphin, greet Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, groom the Wookie, jack the beanstalk, jerk the gherkin, manually override, milk the one-uddered cow, play in onan's Olympics, watch a gang spanky marathon, play a flute solo, play some Pocket Billiards or pocket pool, polish the pewter, pull the taffy, rattle the one-eyed snake, say hello to Mr. Happy, shake hands with the one eyed milk man, shake hands with Mr. Goodwrench, Slob the Milosevich, squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun, squeeze the charmin, stroke the salami, take matters in hand, tame the shrew, tease the weasel,
tickle the pickle, twang his magic twanger, varnishing the fencepost, visit the petting zoo, wax the Winnebago, white water wristing, windsurf on Mt. Baldy, wrestle with the one-eyed monster, etc...
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:D Somehow I don't think that will help.


..............for me either
 
spatts said:
Oh, I think he needs to badger the witness, bash the bishop, baste the turkey, beat up shorty, get some beef-strokin'-off, burp the worm, choke the chicken, clean his Rifle, clear the snorkel, date Pamela Handerson, drain the dragon, drill for oil, exorcise his demons, fiddle the ferret, fight with Tarzan, do the five knuckle shuffle, flog the dolphin, greet Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, groom the Wookie, jack the beanstalk, jerk the gherkin, manually override, milk the one-uddered cow, play in onan's Olympics, watch a gang spanky marathon, play a flute solo, play some Pocket Billiards or pocket pool, polish the pewter, pull the taffy, rattle the one-eyed snake, say hello to Mr. Happy, shake hands with the one eyed milk man, shake hands with Mr. Goodwrench, Slob the Milosevich, squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun, squeeze the charmin, stroke the salami, take matters in hand, tame the shrew, tease the weasel, tickle the pickle, twang his magic twanger, varnishing the fencepost, visit the petting zoo, wax the Winnebago, white water wristing, windsurf on Mt. Baldy, wrestle with the one-eyed monster, etc...
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You aren't the only one who thinks that poo could use some action.
I mean DAMN..... 9 years and not even a kiss????? WTF????
 
Bullit said:



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You aren't the only one who thinks that poo could use some action.
I mean DAMN..... 9 years and not even a kiss????? WTF????
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Do you have verification of this statistic... because if you do, I have to update my books... I knew a guy who went 6 years without ANY play (kiss or not)... and if 9 is REAL... then I have to update my database. :)

C-ditty
 
I can only repeat what he told me.

For all I know it could be 12 years.


BTW - I am good friends with a totally non-religious 34 yr old VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you read it right.
 
Bullit said:
I can only repeat what he told me.

For all I know it could be 12 years.


BTW - I am good friends with a totally non-religious 34 yr old VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you read it right.
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This is ambigeous... :)

So a 34 year old virgin... I'd like a name to put down in my database as the... well... either choseyist fucker I have heard of... or the looooooooserist fuck I've ever heard of. :)

C-ditty
 
spatts said:
Oh, lord. You goober...

Thank you, and I apologize for TheProject.

I think he needs to badger the witness, bash the bishop, baste the turkey, beat up shorty, get some beef-strokin'-off, burp the worm, choke the chicken, clean his Rifle, clear the snorkel, date Pamela Handerson, drain the dragon, drill for oil, exorcise his demons, fiddle the ferret, fight with Tarzan, do the five knuckle shuffle, flog the dolphin, greet Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, groom the Wookie, jack the beanstalk, jerk the gherkin, manually override, milk the one-uddered cow, play in onan's Olympics, watch a gang spanky marathon, play a flute solo, play some Pocket Billiards or pocket pool, polish the pewter, pull the taffy, rattle the one-eyed snake, say hello to Mr. Happy, shake hands with the one eyed milk man, shake hands with Mr. Goodwrench, Slob the Milosevich, squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun, squeeze the charmin, stroke the salami, take matters in hand, tame the shrew, tease the weasel, tickle the pickle, twang his magic twanger, varnishing the fencepost, visit the petting zoo, wax the Winnebago, white water wristing, windsurf on Mt. Baldy, wrestle with the one-eyed monster, etc...
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oddly enough i did that about 3 minutes ago...
 
Citruscide said:
So a 34 year old virgin... I'd like a name to put down in my database as the... well... either choseyist fucker I have heard of... or the looooooooserist fuck I've ever heard of. :)
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LOL... the latter, broly, the latter.
And the thing is 'outwardly' he is a very successful, fit dude...just has no balls to hit it.
Maybe hes gay, I dunno.
 
Bullit said:


LOL... the latter, broly, the latter.
And the thing is 'outwardly' he is a very successful, fit dude...just has no balls to hit it.
Maybe hes gay, I dunno.
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I'd vote Gay... or a woman... no gay... wait.. can I vote for two?

C-ditty
 
Believe me... ALL his friends have wondered about his sexuality...but he really does seem straight.

I actaully like it.. I want to see how old he will be before gettin laid. He's become my lil' experiment.
 
Bullit said:
Believe me... ALL his friends have wondered about his sexuality...but he really does seem straight.

I actaully like it.. I want to see how old he will be before gettin laid. He's become my lil' experiment.
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Has he ever been at a bar and some girl is like 'Yes, I will take you home and fuck you" and you walk up and go "Sooo .. .how are the wife and kids Joe?" Because that'd be funny. :)

C-ditty
 
Citruscide said:


Has he ever been at a bar and some girl is like 'Yes, I will take you home and fuck you" and you walk up and go "Sooo .. .how are the wife and kids Joe?" Because that'd be funny. :)

C-ditty
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lol..I agree, that'd be funny as hell... but the need hasn't been there.

Yes he's had chix hit on him, but (as far as I know) none have been so amazingly turned on by him that they have asked him to fuck.

Dude drives a BMW, makes some seriously nice $$$ and ain't some fat shmuck... I hinestly have no idea whats wrong other than a SERIOUS mental issue with talking to girls.
 
Bullit said:


lol..I agree, that'd be funny as hell... but the need hasn't been there.

Yes he's had chix hit on him, but (as far as I know) none have been so amazingly turned on by him that they have asked him to fuck.

Dude drives a BMW, makes some seriously nice $$$ and ain't some fat shmuck... I hinestly have no idea whats wrong other than a SERIOUS mental issue with talking to girls.
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get together an office pool and buy that man a hooker.
 
saint808 said:


get together an office pool and buy that man a hooker.
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Nah... I like his virginity.
I really want to see how lng this shit will last.
 
Bullit said:



Nah... I like his virginity.
I really want to see how lng this shit will last.
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is he religious... ask him if he spanks it.. maybe he has some sick fetish or some shit and really need something bizarre to get him off... like a woman kicking him in the nuts?
 
saint808 said:


is he religious... ask him if he spanks it.. maybe he has some sick fetish or some shit and really need something bizarre to get him off... like a woman kicking him in the nuts?
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Totally non-religious. Athiest as athiest can be.

And absolutey no bizarre desires as far as I can tell. But given his embarrassing situation I really avoid talking about any sexual topics.
 
Bullit said:


Totally non-religious. Athiest as athiest can be.

And absolutey no bizarre desires as far as I can tell. But given his embarrassing situation I really avoid talking about any sexual topics.
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that's what you are doing wrong... casually bring it up... like maybe go... gee man you got those reports ready? and btw i'd really like to take it in the ass from a midget wearing a strap on... and se how he reacts.
 
Did anyone ever think they would look at a girl and go...Hey baby, your abdominus rectus is kickin..... LMAO!! (nerd joke)....
 
WODIN said:
Did anyone ever think they would look at a girl and go...Hey baby, your abdominus rectus is kickin..... LMAO!! (nerd joke)....
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actually i find her gastrocnemius to be quite lovely...
 
I like her vaginicus. And her boobicus. Not to mention her assicus.
 
Bullit said:



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You aren't the only one who thinks that poo could use some action.
I mean DAMN..... 9 years and not even a kiss????? WTF????
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LOL....9 years.

Man, who knew this thread would go THIS direction.
 
My wife's parents went 7 years sleeping in the same bed with no sex.

I know a 26 year old guy who is a virgin (no biggie) but also claims he has never bitch slapped his dick.
 
I've met spatts in person. I've worked out with her. I've sang cheesey 80's songs with her in projects car. I've had crappy food with her (and project) at Bob Evans.

Trust me boys, spatts is 100% hottie, physically and mentally. If she were single and she lived up in here, she'd be mine. no doubt about it.
 
The new EF requirement should be all plat female members should present boob shots for inspection on the platinum boards...

I will submit my boob shots as well. :)

C-ditty
 
Citruscide said:
The new EF requirement should be all plat female members should present boob shots for inspection on the platinum boards...

I will submit my boob shots as well. :)

C-ditty
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hey, there's no need to exploit these women for carnal desire...
i simply saw the face pull pics that showed spatts face and thought she was much prettier than i would have thought. :D
 
jesus 2 said:


hey, there's no need to exploit these women for carnal desire...
i simply saw the face pull pics that showed spatts face and thought she was much prettier than i would have thought. :D
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You fucking moke... stop kissing ass. :)

C-ditty
 
spatts said:
That would require all plat females to have boobs. :)
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details details...

Every woman has boobs... some just aren't as pretty as others.. of course, you could forgo the boob shot and go straight to the nude ass shot or frontal covering your boobs shot (naked of course)... mods have that option. :)

C-ditty
 
spatts said:
Aw...thanks natty. That was sweet compared to what you could've said.

For the record, you rank up there with Nature Boy on the handsome scale.
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The nature boy is that unattractive??? :)

Natty, was Spatt's waist "edited" in person? LOL -- sorry... just a joke! :)

C-ditty
 
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