Is Spatts' new avatar sexy?

[Taps]

It gets the "I'd hit it" seal of approval.

 

[danielson]

That being said, I'd like to see the camera pan out a bit... see her entire head... maybe the top of her theighs where her shorts cut off at ...

C-ditty

yeh i would to

but its a good pic

 

[pauly]

.......very.

 

[TheStromba]

Spatts=Sexy

 

[TheProject]

Oh, lord. You goober...

Thank you, and I apologize for TheProject.

I think he needs to Badger the witness, bash the bishop, baste the turkey, beat up shorty, get some beef-strokin'-off, burp the worm, choke the chicken, clean his Rifle, clear the snorkel, date Pamela Handerson, drain the dragon, drill for oil, exorcise his demons, fiddle the ferret, fight with Tarzan, do the five knuckle shuffle, flog the dolphin, greet Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, groom the Wookie, jack the beanstalk, jerk the gherkin, manually override, milk the one-uddered cow, play in onan's Olympics, watch a gang spanky marathon, play a flute solo, play some Pocket Billiards or pocket pool, polish the pewter
Pulling the taffy, rattle the one-eyed snake, say hello to Mr. Happy, shake hands with the one eyed milk man,
shake hands with Mr. Goodwrench, Slob the Milosevich,
squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun, squeeze the charmin, stroke the salami, take matters in hand, tame the shrew, tease the weasel, tickle the pickle, twang his magic twanger, varnishing the fencepost, visit the petting zoo, wax the Winnebago, white water wristing, windsurf on Mt. Baldy, wrestle with the one-eyed monster, etc...

Hey...it's a good pic!

 

[naturally anabolic]

ok kids....we know your hormones are going wild and crazy but thats ok...were here for you....


NOW GET A ROOM SHEESH!

 

[TheStromba]

Oh, lord. You goober...

Thank you, and I apologize for TheProject.

I think he needs to badger the witness, bash the bishop, baste the turkey, beat up shorty, get some beef-strokin'-off, burp the worm, choke the chicken, clean his Rifle, clear the snorkel, date Pamela Handerson, drain the dragon, drill for oil, exorcise his demons, fiddle the ferret, fight with Tarzan, do the five knuckle shuffle, flog the dolphin, greet Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, groom the Wookie, jack the beanstalk, jerk the gherkin, manually override, milk the one-uddered cow, play in onan's Olympics, watch a gang spanky marathon, play a flute solo, play some Pocket Billiards or pocket pool, polish the pewter, pull the taffy, rattle the one-eyed snake, say hello to Mr. Happy, shake hands with the one eyed milk man, shake hands with Mr. Goodwrench, Slob the Milosevich, squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun, squeeze the charmin, stroke the salami, take matters in hand, tame the shrew, tease the weasel,
tickle the pickle, twang his magic twanger, varnishing the fencepost, visit the petting zoo, wax the Winnebago, white water wristing, windsurf on Mt. Baldy, wrestle with the one-eyed monster, etc...

Somehow I don't think that will help.


..............for me either

 

[Bullit]

Oh, I think he needs to badger the witness, bash the bishop, baste the turkey, beat up shorty, get some beef-strokin'-off, burp the worm, choke the chicken, clean his Rifle, clear the snorkel, date Pamela Handerson, drain the dragon, drill for oil, exorcise his demons, fiddle the ferret, fight with Tarzan, do the five knuckle shuffle, flog the dolphin, greet Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, groom the Wookie, jack the beanstalk, jerk the gherkin, manually override, milk the one-uddered cow, play in onan's Olympics, watch a gang spanky marathon, play a flute solo, play some Pocket Billiards or pocket pool, polish the pewter, pull the taffy, rattle the one-eyed snake, say hello to Mr. Happy, shake hands with the one eyed milk man, shake hands with Mr. Goodwrench, Slob the Milosevich, squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun, squeeze the charmin, stroke the salami, take matters in hand, tame the shrew, tease the weasel, tickle the pickle, twang his magic twanger, varnishing the fencepost, visit the petting zoo, wax the Winnebago, white water wristing, windsurf on Mt. Baldy, wrestle with the one-eyed monster, etc...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You aren't the only one who thinks that poo could use some action.
I mean DAMN..... 9 years and not even a kiss????? WTF????

 

[Citruscide]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You aren't the only one who thinks that poo could use some action.
I mean DAMN..... 9 years and not even a kiss????? WTF????

Do you have verification of this statistic... because if you do, I have to update my books... I knew a guy who went 6 years without ANY play (kiss or not)... and if 9 is REAL... then I have to update my database.

C-ditty

 

[Bullit]

I can only repeat what he told me.

For all I know it could be 12 years.


BTW - I am good friends with a totally non-religious 34 yr old VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you read it right.