Lestat is right, Angry Dick gets no poohntang, we all know that, thats why we never tell you what we really think about your stupid ass "guess what happened to me at work today" story,
the whole time I'm thinking (((( Bitch! STFU and get naked before the kid wakes up)))
Takes Lestat's advice, next time you fall sleep make sure your shorts panties are only wrapped around one leg... and leave a box of tissues near by so he can plug you up and you won't drip all over the couch.