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I'm bored. What do you do to spice up sex?

Badkins21

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Seriously, it's not that I'm not 110% satisfied, I am. But, the same "routine" gets old after a while. Don't move this over to 'Between the Sheets,' 'cause I already posted a variation of this post on there (more detailed, about "toys" and the like).

Thoughts, opinions, etc.?????

(no crazy positions, either, I'm VERY inflexible, LOL!)
 
Here are a couple I found on the internet.


1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.

2. Hot Lunch- While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

3. The Stranger- Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

4. Donkey Punch- Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

5. Golden Shower- Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)

6. Pearl Necklace- Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

7. Coyote- This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.

8. Purple Mushroom- This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.

9. The Flying Camel- A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.

10. Double Fishhook- From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.

11. The Ram- Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

12. Dog in a Bathtub- This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

13. The Bronco- Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

14. Pink Glove- This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

15. The Fountain of You- While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)

16. New York Style Taco- Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!

17. Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.

18. Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western.

19. The Blumpkin - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you're on the shitter.

20. The Bismark - Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.

21. Jelly Doughnut - A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

22. Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

23. Tossing salad - Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc.

24. The Fish Eye - Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

26. The Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.

27. The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.

28. Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

29. The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over the skank's face and taking a dump.

31. Ray Bans - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be Anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

32. The Snowmobile - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

33. The Dutch Oven - Also well known. Whenever you fart while humping, pull the covers over her head. Don't let her out until all movement ceases.

34. The Wheelbarrow- Have the women walk on her hands while you hold her legs under your armpits (while banging her of course). Continue to walk her into the corner of the room (hitting her head) until unconscious.
 
The three A's:

Aggressive anal sex, aspyhxiation, and aggravated assault.

The three B's:

Ball gags, baseball bats and blindfolds.

The three C's:

Clubbing (see baseball bats), crossdressing (see plifter), and curb stomping.
 
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Sneak away to the Kitchen during a break in the action and get an Ice Cube.

Put it in your mouth and come back to the bed and surprise them in more ways than on when you start doing Oral on them...

:eek2:
 
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