haha, when i was 11 i was so horney i cooked a potato in the microwave until it was nice and soft, then i poked my little pecker right into it and started fucking the shit out of the little thing, then after about 20 seconds i realized it was hot and it burnt my dick, hurt like fuck and i had to run cold water on my pecker and as i was doing this i busted a nut right in the sink!