i jerked off into a condom and now my room stinks like rubber

[Wulfgar]

been there
just tell your dad you spanked one off into a condom. he will probably appreciate you not squirting your man jice all over the walls or something

 

[rnch]

spray some cologne in the air or something...or if youre a miser, drop a massive fart

and now i am a "mizer"?


LMAOROTF

 

[delete]

dude; just jack off into the palm of your other, free hand and then swallow the evidence! no mess, no smell - and it gives you the same pleasure as your gf when she has to swallow your load!

 

[healother]

why not jerk off in a cup?
then wash it down the drain

 

[Mr. dB]

Sometimes being a girl does have it's advantages I can't for the life of me imagine having to worry about toxic waste disposal apres self love

Not a gusher then, I guess...

 

[musclemom]

Not a gusher then, I guess...

Dear dB, some things a lady never tells

 

[B0ARDIN087]

This thread is useless without pics

 

[GoldenDelicious]

and now i am a "mizer"?


LMAOROTF

youre not a miser, rnch

youre jsut a cheap pric...ahem.

 

[lowpro]

That's what I call practicing safe sex!


-- Budum Chi --


Thank you, I'll be here all week

 

[manny78]

my dad just go thome and i have 3 seconds to get the smell out HELP what do i do!!?!?!


this is a serious thread

Wait a minute, were you waxing your pole alone with a condom on ? Wtf ????