I don't get chicks sometimes

[Dial_tone]

So a long ass time ago I worked at this stock broker firm. There was a fine ass young assistant that every straight male in the office wanted to bang. 5'10 brunette (I'm 5'8) with her hair bleached blonde and cut very short at the time. A set of tits that belonged in the Smithsonian Institute. Picture Stallone's ex-wife Brigitte Nielsen and you pretty much got her. One night my roommate, who also worked there, goes "hey you should call her up and ask her out". I'm like what? She's never looked twice at me. I'm drinkin so he talks me into it. I call her up, she says "yea sure...what do you want to do?". I say I have no idea....it never occurred to me you'd say yes. It really didn't. I was actually pretty studly back then; I just didn't think of myself that way. so we go out, don't even remember where but end up back at our condo. I got her on the couch getting my freak on and I start heading south. She stops me and says "not a good time"...meaning Aunt Flo was in town. I settle for getting better acquainted with her fabulous breasts which are more than a mouthful. Fast forward to next weekend when Aunt Flo has packed and left town. We end up back up at the condo again and this time IT'S ON! The ole massage routine gets her nude, which is followed by some kitty licking right before she gets her legs pinned back for the hot Dial_tone injection. We go at it for a while, several positions and such. Near the end I ask her to go down on me. She says "I don't know you that well".....WTF is that? Not only have I known her for months at this point but we just finished fucking for God's sakes! How do you know someone well enough to fuck them (BAREBACK at that) but not enough to suck their damn dick? We never went out again but she ended up pregnant by another guy in the office a few months later. The kid, which she delivered and kept, was all white so definitely not mine.
She really was a pretty cool chick though other than that.

 

[coverguy]

props for breaking in the assistant. as for women, the more you try and understand them the more confused you'll become.

that's just life.

 

[superspud]

I give up trying to understand them.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Maybe for her.. a blowjob was a very personal thing.. sounds just just wanted to get laid.. and didnt want to get much closer..

Sounds like you enjoyed it though..

 

[Dial_tone]

well, she coulda told me that before I put her pussy in my mouth, LOL...not that I woulda cared. I would've been happy if she had offered a handjob but I was so stunned I couldn't really say much after that.

 

[coverguy]

I've been with my fair share of women that are down to get down, but still won't suck on the old sausage. You probably didn't miss much, she probably "sucked" at it.


I kill me.

 

[DIVISION]

My take.

Near the end I ask her to go down on me. She says "I don't know you that well".....WTF is that?

I think you already knew the answer so I'm just confirming.....

She didn't want to suck your dick 'cause you're black, bro.

I've had one similiar experience with a white girl, and yes I fucked her bareback......but no she didn't want to suck my cock.

 

[Deltroit]

Kid: "Mommy I need to eat"
Dumb Chick: "Sorry I don't KNOW you that well"