I actually strongly considered never posting here again

[mistaballoonhands]

i think it would be dumb. a zombie newborn and/or fetus would be useless, whereas a normal newborn who falls out of a zombie vagina and then is eaten by said zombie would add dramatic effect

 

[mrplunkey]

also, I watched 3 episodes of walking dead and read a few of the wiki pages, therefore I'm an EF Expert!

Completely useless unless you also have a participation certificate in zombie studies from cybercollege.

Just sayin'

 

[mrplunkey]

^^^ or an Internet certificate in Naturopathy.

 

[shirlene29]

also...how are they eating if theyre dead??


I mean...how is the digestive system functioning...no cilia movement...no new enzymes...no smooth muscle working .....so how did the woodchuck get into the large intestine of the zombie they gutted..

this is what I'd like to know

I don't think ligaments take this long to degrade/be eaten by bacteria

how are some of them missing the lips (normal) but not the eyes?? the eyes go first

have they seen corpses?

 

[Spartacus]

I owned a VW Scirocco

 

[shirlene29]

Completely useless unless you also have a participation certificate in zombie studies from cybercollege.

Just sayin'

I'm printing one as I now type

 

[Spartacus]

 

[mistaballoonhands]

also...how are they eating if theyre dead??


I mean...how is the digestive system functioning...no cilia movement...no new enzymes...no smooth muscle working .....so how did the woodchuck get into the large intestine of the zombie they gutted..

this is what I'd like to know

I don't think ligaments take this long to degrade/be eaten by bacteria

how are some of them missing the lips (normal) but not the eyes?? the eyes go first

have they seen corpses?

they're fucking zombies, that's how

 

[shirlene29]

wtf!


but eyes fag...eyes!!! it can't be ignored!!!

 

[mrplunkey]

I'm printing one as I now type

Good. Make sure you pick the "zombie" one because the one right next to it is for Naturopathy.