If your age ends in "teen".
If you currently take supplements that come from the locked case at GNC or Vitamin World.
If you can only spell like your are texting on your phone.
If you go to the gym and wear Timberland boots with no laces and supershort cutoffs, no shirt and only manage to get in one set of bench press because you are too busy laughing at the guys that are busting their asses.
B-