How do you guys get the REALLY hot girls?

[Sub-Zero]

2 situations. Over the last 6 weeks I have seen two of probably the hottest girls I have seen in real life, in years. One of them is in two of my classes (my lab and class), and the other works at banana republic.

Now, I cant talk to the first girl in class because she sits on the other side of the room (didnt see her for like 3 weeks, and I cant move now). However she is in my lab class also. I make small talk with her and geigh shit like that, but I really dont know how to approach it. I mean, every single fucking guy tries to hit on her. It is almost pathetic, and I dont want to appear to be one of the toolbags that does this. My face is better looking than most of the guys around, and my body is better looking than all of them, so I am above average, but still completely outclassed by this girl. She could have any guy she wants, anytime. She is also from canada, and moved to FL, whatever thats worth (yes, I have worn that convo out, and so has all the other guys). Another thing is, she is probably the perfect girl. She is so unbelieveably nice that you cant tell if shes being nice because she is nice, or becuase she is interested. She could be the perfect girl-doesnt smoke, do drugs, and is very kind and considerate-not your typical hot girl. How would you guys approach this?
(note, this is the girl I am mainly interested in, as maybe a girlfriend)



#2 situation. I went to banana to shop 2 weeks ago and this gorgeous girl was in there working behind the desk (im talking another 9.7-9.8, again, outclasses me completely). So i picked up a few things hoping to get in her line but i ended up in some other guys, so i really didnt get the chance to talk to her. How do you pick up a girl at her work like this? I mean, i know that at least 10 guys hit on her a day. How do i seperate myself from this pack? I bet she has a fake number she has memorized just to blow all the tools off.
(note, mainly interested in banging this girl)


How would you guys approach these two situations.


I will be available in case any further questioning is needed..lol

just say whatever you want to the first girl... just keep talking but make sure your no tbeing annoying. like just talk for talks sake like you have nothing to lose and dont show any sign of discomfort. act like youv known her forever, and if you have nothing to say, make stupid jokes about what your doing or tell funny stories.
also if guys hit on her in front of you, kinda make fun of em a little bit- not enough to start a fight, but sort of like make a mean comment but pretned ur joking, or be like, ahha what is this guy doing and maybe make fun of his outfit, then after a successful conversful lab, be like "what u doing after this class, im getting hungry/thirsty wanan go for drinks/lunch/dinner (depending on time etc" -if this works please tell me and then ill try it



as for the 2nd girl... shes a definate slut... a banana store? i mean come fucking on
EDIT: about the banana store thing, i read that as "banana shop": like a store specially dedicated to bananas, and she worked there to handle/play with/sell bananas?. i didnt know you meant banana republic

 

[Patrick Steele]

Make enough money and you won't ever have to worry about picking up hot chicks ever again. They will be flocking at you without even trying and you will have more pussy that you can handle. Money = the most powerfull aphrodisiac to women.

 

[Just Beginning]

I think the girl in class is not going to entertain anyone from within school, you need to find out where she hangs out at weekends/evenings and see if you can get around that area when she`s out, ask her mates, etc. where she hangs out.
pick your informant wisely though, so they don`t go running back to her to tell her you`ve asked... I think the girl in class, thinks/believes that everyone in her class is after one thing.. you need to get to know her, as well as her to know you, to see your different... take your time, don`t go rushing in like a "bull in a china shop", get the convo started, find the common intrest, if you cant get a common intrest, find out what intrests she has, then look up everything you can on the net about it... LOL

Case 2:
Tricky one, she cant be "seen" flirting with any customers, its her job afterall... keep trying to get in her queue everytime you go into the shop, keep up the small talk, "Nice day, I bet you wish you was out by the lake today".. or simular.. find out her intrests, with your questions, but don`t come over as a "nutter".. once you find out what she likes, you coudl always say "hey, there is such and such happening next weekend, are you going?".. perhaps we can meet up.... ?

Another thing that can works, is "sigh" alot one day when your at the check out, and casually say "I do hope that poor bird is ok"... then go on to explain, that you found an injured bird at the side of the road, and rushed it off to the vets... give it large.. that you are really concerned about it, and that its truely ruined your day.... "Most" woman like to see that a man has a caring nature to them as well as the "im the man" type...

Keep us updated....

 

[MAJNOON]

Forget tips and tricks and all that other crap! Just go right up to her and say "hey, I think your very attractive and would love to take you out for drinks/dinner/club/whatever" Just say it with a smile on your face and in a matter-of-fact fashion.
This will work 9 out of 10 times unless u look like shrek or some shit.

 

[USMC fighter]

Wait till you see her shoot down a tool, and ask her if she ever gets tired of being hit on by a bunch of retards. What she answers with is gonna tell you how not to go about it.

 

[Snypr]

The worst that happens is she says no in which case, fuck her, shes probably a stupid filthy whore not worth your time anyway .

LMMFAO!!

 

[Dekaxx]

More often than not,this is the case in both sexes.The more attractive they are on the outside,the bigger the pain in the ass they are personality-wise.Although I can appreciate beauty and am of course attracted to it,the lady I will choose in the future will probably be of the more average looking variety with a sweet personality,to avoid all the bullshit that more often than not coincides with the knockout variety.

Damn, you said it Bro i just broke up with my girlfriend, ex beauty pagent queen, ex cheerleader ect ect and this girl has more issues than i have socks! And she is in her mid 30's too youd think she would have her shit together by this time of her life.

Think im going to chase the early mid twenty group for awhile

Why is it that the drop dead georgeous ones are ALWAYS (more times than most) such a pain in the ass!

 

[PatBateman3]

Basically, what I do is I think to myself, "what would Patrick Bateman say to get the girl in bed?"

but then again, don't listen to me if you don't want to, I'm about a half-step removed from Ted Bundy

 

[jdevlin1985]

Simple....

Confidence, good looks, good job, nice car and good body.

I am 19 and have worked veryhard to achieve all 5.

 

[AllSwoleUp]

Tell her that her head would look good sitting in your refrigerator.