How do you guys get the REALLY hot girls?

[JustJacked]

make them think they arent so hot

Your a faggot and youve never even kissed a girl. So wtf do you know fairy boy?

 

[PBR]

the Hot ones take a little longer...and you have to weed thru all the BS...when you do, then you narrow it down to how hot they really are...ya know?

 

[BlondeBombshell27]

Be yourself, be nice, and don't play games with a woman.

 

[jerseyart]

Be yourself, be nice, and don't play games with a woman.

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And never listen to a woman when it comes to pickign up women. You'll die a virgin

 

[*MissFit*]

lying works

 

[hamstershaver]

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And never listen to a woman when it comes to pickign up women. You'll die a virgin

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[SoKlueles]

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hammy+jerseyart=

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ok bor, ill tell you how *I* get the really hot chicks

what i do is to go up to them with a cute little half smile, lean in close, and say "hi, they call me Delicious. Golden Delicious" and then they say "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp not THE Goldendelicious!!!! no waaaaaaaaaaay!!! omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg" and i say "sweety calm down, caaaaalm dooooown, its alright" but of course they dont really hear that bit, since theyre usually hyperventilating on the floor, so what i do is take a small knife i carry just for this purpose and cut the straps on their corset, and finally they take a huuuuuuge breath. its usually at this point that lame mofos in the background like alien amp pharm say something like "cor, i never would have thought of that" and i say "clearly, youve never been to Singapore. got any rum?" anyway usually by this time the girl is just looking at me with those huge moon eyes, and i know that its time to move in for the kill, so i say "730 tonight, wear something comfortable, we can go to the Lovenasium bring a friend" then i stand up, do the double handed pistol grip point to my crotch and say "chiki chiki pow pow" then wink, and then go pick a nice brand of cigarettes, for, you know...afterwards

a word of warning though, if you say taht youre goldendelicious too loud and lots of girls hear you, youre going to get mobbed, and itll ruin everything. youll have girls trying to get plaster moulds of your peepee to sell on ebay and everything. its a disaster. it takes forever to get that stuff out of your pubes. trust me, that Funky Cold Medina aint got nothing on dropping my name

may the force be with you, young padawan learner grasshopper

 

[vigilante]

Never even kissed a girl???

Where do you think you came from??? the sky??? (since your a fag dumbass who no one likes, i'll s'plain 2 ya--me n ur mom's got it on)

 

[CrazyRussian]

With an attitude like that *she completely outclasses me*, you're not gonna get anywhere

gotta have confidence, man. these bitches are no better than you are, so don't fawn over them and treat them like theyre the shit. Thats what all the OTHER guys do.