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I don't know why but I found myself wondering.
How big of a penis does a guy need before most women would marry him?
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Imakarum_Mirabilis
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Curious, how many people have asked you to marry them?
I have three. I seriously considered one, and moved on. The second had no chance in Hell. The third is getting her request if nothing tragic occurs.
I have three. I seriously considered one, and moved on. The second had no chance in Hell. The third is getting her request if nothing tragic occurs.
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anabolicmd
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Testosterone boy said:
What did she tell you?
Testosterone boy
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This thread was a parody of curlings foolish musings but I have found that sex is infinitely improved if your partner offers some outstanding physical or mental characteristic. A woman can be sensational in bed by knowing what to say and how to act while looking quite regular. Others can be great with less effort.
I would suspect that less endowed men tend to compensate. Me........I just say "suck it bitch."
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I would suspect that less endowed men tend to compensate. Me........I just say "suck it bitch."
j/k
not really
OK.........really j/k
bds20002002
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not to big, not to small. but it has to hit her spot. and be too much to fit all the way in her mouth. Its the challenge thing again.
Its their workout. they need to train up, so that way they can handle any size cock that comes along.
Its their workout. they need to train up, so that way they can handle any size cock that comes along.
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Imakarum_Mirabilis
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Size does matter, as lucidBlue said. lol@people who fool themselves
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anabolicmd
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KA-BAR said:
As long as theyre not obnoxious when they run into the two of you somewhere...that has to be somewhat uncomfortable?
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Imakarum_Mirabilis
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KA-BAR said:
Ouch, man. Ouch.
My extra Y chromosome sure seems to help avoid that kind of situation.
Again, ouch.
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Spartacus
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how many of you guys have been invited to a wedding where you had screwed the bride and the groom knew?..obviously this was before the bride and groom met
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DcupSheepNipples
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Size only matters if you are broke! If you are filthy rich and Hung like a mouse you will do just fine!
KristopherWalken
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to some women, size matters. to others, size doesnt matter. i have been seeing this girl recently. she told me that her last boyfriend (fiance') had the smallest dick she had ever seen. she was with him for years. only reason she didnt marry him is b/c he hit on her.
anyway, my johnson is above average. not huge, but above average. however, i know i am good in bed and know how to use my shit. i know this cuz i have been told many times (by blacks and white).
size matters a hell of a lot more if the person isnt compensating in other ways. if he cant eat pussy good , or if he isnt freaky and adventurous in the bedroom, or if he is just a deadfuck.....then size would defly be takin into consideration. shit, if a guy couldnt do any of that and still had a small dick.....there is no hope!!!!!!!!
anyway, my johnson is above average. not huge, but above average. however, i know i am good in bed and know how to use my shit. i know this cuz i have been told many times (by blacks and white).
size matters a hell of a lot more if the person isnt compensating in other ways. if he cant eat pussy good , or if he isnt freaky and adventurous in the bedroom, or if he is just a deadfuck.....then size would defly be takin into consideration. shit, if a guy couldnt do any of that and still had a small dick.....there is no hope!!!!!!!!
KA-BAR said:
You know more than one guy who is hung like a mule who was banging your wife?
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lucidBlue said:
as long as its big enough to hit the right spot, thats all that matters. there are only so many sensitive spots in a pussy. once you pass up those areas, the rest is useless.
Testosterone boy
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Thats what I was thinking. Lets see........maybe 1 out of 1000 guys is hung like a mule and she found two of them. That should take over 1000 partners.Mackavelli said:
FatFugitive
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lucidblue. your a pig!
women who date ONLY guys with big dicks ALWAYS end up with 7 kids from 7 different big dick guys and living in a low-income housing slum.
lucidblue, you probably date homelesss negros...hahahahahah!
loser.
women who date ONLY guys with big dicks ALWAYS end up with 7 kids from 7 different big dick guys and living in a low-income housing slum.
lucidblue, you probably date homelesss negros...hahahahahah!
loser.
Testosterone boy said:
thats a lot of cocks...
lucidblue
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FatFugitive said:
Honesty must be a problem for you, I answered the question asked. How does that make me a pig? First of all, I don't just have random sex with anyone I date... they have to be a little more important than just someone I date. Since I am an educated, successful and ambitious person myself, I don't anyone that isn't the same way.
I will add that size without talent is no good either.
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lucidBlue said:
o.k., lets say you met an educated, succesful man and dated him for a week or two before sleeping with him, but, come to find out he's hung like a 1-year old.... would you drop him... or continue dating him?
Testosterone boy
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You give the impression you could do a full insertion with someones naval.FatFugitive said:
If she knew what the fuck I was typing on these boards she would have me ass but yes it’s true there are at least 2 that are way bigger than me. Maybe not as big as a mule but well above average. Before we got together she was with about 30 guys. lol. And the bad thing is some of them are married to her friends and yes it makes it uncomfortable when we all get together. We have been marred for almost 9 years now so it doesn’t bother me like it used to. I used to want to kick all there asses but finally realized that was stupid.
I push my little peker to the limit and work it the best I can in many positions and I have a long as tongue so maybe that is why she married me. Or like someone else said maybe it’s the money. Not that I am rich but she would have nothing without me. I better shut the fuck up now.
I push my little peker to the limit and work it the best I can in many positions and I have a long as tongue so maybe that is why she married me. Or like someone else said maybe it’s the money. Not that I am rich but she would have nothing without me. I better shut the fuck up now.
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Testosterone boy
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Shit bro...............you have loads of internet game.jubei said:
IhateOsama
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Is 3 12 inches small? If it is I'm doing ok. My girl was a virgin before we went out and she has never seen a penis other than mine. She always tells me it is so big so I guess that's pretty cool.
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FatFugitive
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lucidBlue said:
I knew you were going to say that. LOL!
so whats a big cock have to do with compatibility? the answer - NOTHING!
Its obvious that your not well educated nor have class for that matter. I still think you would date some bum loser with a big ding-dong over a wealthy successful guy.
you wouldn't happen to be a stripper? after all, you claim to be successful, right? hahahahahaahah
get therapy!
by the way, I'm 7.5 inches. I just find it sad that women have such a low intelligence level.
tell me, do you have small tits or big fake boobs? How would you like it if men judged you soley on your breast size?
you probably wouldn't like it. Did you spend your pimps last $5,000 on fakes!
FatFugitive
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jubei said:
I seen this one coming. frig off canuck!
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jerkbox said:
naah jerkoff, i would hardly call 7.5 a small penis.
besides, I'm 6'2, 185lbs of muscle, full head of dark hair with good-looking french-canadian looks.
and this canadian will kick your pussy american ass! I invite you to montreal anyday. My boys will have a field day with you!
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FatFugitive said:
You are obviously not educated... (when you are saying "you are" it is you're, not your). Might want to take some grammer lessons. I said sexual compatibility is important... I wouldn't be satisfied with the size of a cock on a 1 year old.
No, I'm not a stripper and never have been. I have a 4 year double-major degree in business and am part way through getting an MBA. I have more class than you can imagine, but it's not going to keep me from being honest. What does having a preference for "not small" cocks have to do with class anyway? Oh by the way, my tits are real and they're not big and guys do judge girls on that. I don't care if they do. If they don't like it, then they can go find someone else. Finally, I don't need to spend a guy's money on anything... I have my own.
I don't date bum losers. The guys I date are all successful and intelligent.
You must not like girls that have brains and opinions. You probably like them to keep there mouths shut and just nod at everything you say, no matter what they think. Get a life!
Testosterone boy
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People have a right to different priorities. There are a lot of women who would not settle with a man with the penis of a 1 year old........you are talking about 1-2 inches there.
Friction is important. How many guys would want a woman that could stick a shoe box in her vagina. No friction = problem.
I am also here to educate the ill informed. As a 6'5" guy with XXL hands and feet, large nose, and a big package........I have attracted a very large number of size queens. There are a significant percentage of women who have a very strong preference for a well endowed man.
Deal with it.
Personally.....I am turned off by women who want me thinking a large man will take them where they have not been before. But then most women turn me off so what have you.
Friction is important. How many guys would want a woman that could stick a shoe box in her vagina. No friction = problem.
I am also here to educate the ill informed. As a 6'5" guy with XXL hands and feet, large nose, and a big package........I have attracted a very large number of size queens. There are a significant percentage of women who have a very strong preference for a well endowed man.
Deal with it.
Personally.....I am turned off by women who want me thinking a large man will take them where they have not been before. But then most women turn me off so what have you.
Testosterone boy
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Also needs to know that 7.5 inches is small on the internet.Taps said:
THeMaCHinE
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lucidblue -- so, what is *too small*? What is acceptable? What is big?
Generic MALE
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I think average is okay. I am very average ~6". I have had 3 women I know would marry me if not get engaged to me. One I was engaged to for 24 hours before I broke it off. She told me I had to ask her to marry her, which for some stupid reason I did but luckily was smart enough to back out of.
My wife did not ask me really, but we met about the time I was engaged for 24 hours. She saw me the day I broke off the engagement _ I knew it was best but was a bit depressed about it being over.. she asked me what was wrong and we talked a bit that day. Then a few weeks later she called me and told me she had someone I should marry but I had to guess who it was (I knew it was her but guessed everyone under the sun but her just to tease her). I told her I would be interested, but we both had some commitments I felt we should finish first - mine was school. We decided in a year to discuss it again.
During that year I dated other girls a bit. There was one that was perhaps a bit more serious than the others. I know that while kissing she felt my erection against her enough times to size me up to the inch. She wrote me a letter telling me she wanted to marry me. But I told her I was just keeping things casual in my dating until who was then going to be my wife and I were free enough to actually consider the possibilities.
At the end of that year I actually dated my wife for the first time, and on the fourth date asked her to marry me. We got married 3 months later and have been married well over a decade. We have been very happy although lately the mid-life crisis shit is urging me to have an affair (which I haven't yet). But my wife opened the door by initially calling me and telling me I should consider marrying her.
I know my life is very weird. But all these girls were catches. The first one (Miss 24 hours) was valedictorian in college and very good looking. The girl who asked me in a letter was a college cheerleader and was pretty with a tremendous body. My wife had been in a beauty pageant, scored almost a perfect score on her SAT's, was solicited by several ivy league schools, and is good looking. All of them were no doubt aware of my average woody and all approached me about getting married.
My wife did not ask me really, but we met about the time I was engaged for 24 hours. She saw me the day I broke off the engagement _ I knew it was best but was a bit depressed about it being over.. she asked me what was wrong and we talked a bit that day. Then a few weeks later she called me and told me she had someone I should marry but I had to guess who it was (I knew it was her but guessed everyone under the sun but her just to tease her). I told her I would be interested, but we both had some commitments I felt we should finish first - mine was school. We decided in a year to discuss it again.
During that year I dated other girls a bit. There was one that was perhaps a bit more serious than the others. I know that while kissing she felt my erection against her enough times to size me up to the inch. She wrote me a letter telling me she wanted to marry me. But I told her I was just keeping things casual in my dating until who was then going to be my wife and I were free enough to actually consider the possibilities.
At the end of that year I actually dated my wife for the first time, and on the fourth date asked her to marry me. We got married 3 months later and have been married well over a decade. We have been very happy although lately the mid-life crisis shit is urging me to have an affair (which I haven't yet). But my wife opened the door by initially calling me and telling me I should consider marrying her.
I know my life is very weird. But all these girls were catches. The first one (Miss 24 hours) was valedictorian in college and very good looking. The girl who asked me in a letter was a college cheerleader and was pretty with a tremendous body. My wife had been in a beauty pageant, scored almost a perfect score on her SAT's, was solicited by several ivy league schools, and is good looking. All of them were no doubt aware of my average woody and all approached me about getting married.
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KA-BAR said:
I don't know you bro, so I'm just speaking abstractly and making an educated guess- nothing personal-
she married you, because you probably make more money, and also because due to your likely lower natural testosterone levels, you're more likely to stick close to home to guard the children from the saber-tooth tigers and wandering rival tribesmen (a womans primitive brain doesn't realize it's the 21st century).
If this were an abstract discussion, I'd say many/most women will marry the security and the money, but will continue to fuck (or think about fucking) the donkey-sized dork dealers.
there was an interesting study on women and the birth control pill and how being fertile or not influenced their instantaeous choice of sex partners. I'll post another day.
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