My bullshit meter is going off the chart.
g-dogg said:After 5 years of getting advice from the biggest bodybuilders on the planet, here's g-dogg's guide to put on ALOT of size-
1000 mgs of TEST per week (Personally, I like to switch types every 3 or 4 weeks)
800 mgs of DECA or EQ per week, I don't switch these, I pick one as my base and stay on it for 12-16 weeks
40 mgs of DIANABOL per day (my BP gets too high if I take more than 40 mgs)
3-6 IU's of GH 4 days per week (not neccesary but if you can afford it it does wonders, I would NOT recomend more than 6 per day even if you can afford it)
6-10 units of HUMALOG on training days-post-training only(100 grams of dextrose, 10 g's of creatine and glutamine and 50 grams of whey isolate)
Anti e's if needed
That's much to little test. If you've been talking to the "biggest bodybuilders on the planet", you'd know most are using at the very least 2g's and more like 3-6grams a week.
Switching "types" will do little for the effectiveness. Test suspension has the highest soluability at 100mg/ml, and prop a close second at ~87mg of test per 100mg dose. Enan and Cyp (and subsequent deconate's) are 72mg per 100mg dose or less.
3-6iu's of GH is a waste, don't even bother unless you can afford to use at least 10 and preferably 16.
6-10iu Humalog will do little more than give you a bit of a pump. Getting a quick little pump is a far cry from growing actual tissue.
I wake up about 3 times in the middle of the night and eat whatever I grab whether it be pastries or a sandwich, I crave milk at night so of course I pound some
So you only sleep 2-3hrs at at time?
Alot of people might disagree with a diet like this but I've tried EVERY kind of way to get big and this seems to work the best, one healthy thing I do is drink AT LEAST one gallon of water per day