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Had some pretty incredible sex last night.

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A couple guys asked me to document some of this stuff for guys like fleygel and a couple others who need pointers. Sorry if I can't type Lestat style...the man is a truely an artist.

Last night, a girl I just met earlier this week and exchanged numbers with (we chatted on the phone a few times) wanted me to meet her at a certain bar tonight to have a few drinks and hang out with her friends.

Anywho, she is 21, 5'7", with blonde hair and green eyes (she is a nurse, and goes to scool part time as a biology major). Nice ass, but her tits could stand to be a tad bigger. I paid for my first drink, but after that she covered the rest of my drinks. It was karoke night at the bar, so I chatted with her, her sister and a couple of her friends. She later mentioned that she found it sexy (take notes here flexygel) that I jumped in and had intelligent conversations with complete strangers and got along with her friends.

After about 3 hours, she leaned closer to whisper something in my ear and I leaned in and kissed her for a few minutes, then asked her if she was ready to leave. She said..."Ok...I'll follow you back to your place."

As soon as we got in the door, we started making out and slowly worked out way over to my bed. I will spar the details since, I suck at describing sex in detail. Between 1 am and noon, we fucked 7 times, and it was nicredible. She gave great head, had a shaved kitty, and was very loud, with a dirty mouth when being fucked. Of course she was suppost to leave for work at 6:30 am, but called in sick, and stayed a few more hours. I'm pretty sure she woke up a few of my neighbors, who will give me a hard time (Jennifer defintely will since I messed with her about waking me up recently when she was having sex), my sheets need to be washed, and I am very much in need of a shower.

In any event, she said she was not really looking for a relationship, but she asked if she could come over and stay the night a couple times a week when. Damn, I need a nap.
 
Oh! Almost forgot, I got a taint measurement for those researching this. It was just over an inch. About 1.1-1.2" She found it slightly amusing that I asked if I could check it.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Oh! Almost forgot, I got a taint measurement for those researching this. It was just over an inch. About 1.1-1.2" She found it slightly amusing that I asked if I could check it.



you actually asked her? wow.
 
onebigab said:
I call bullshit.


Wait a minute! I just remembered you called me last night. I was already as sleep and did not answer so I didn't speak with you. But according to my missed call log on my cell you called at 2:30 am EST. That would mean it was 1:30 am your time. You mentioned you were fucking from 1:00 am to noon today. Your incredible sex must of only lasted 29 minutes or less because she would of had to get her clothes on and get out prior to you calling.

Something smells funny here, BBF! :worried:

:chomp:
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Wait a minute! I just remembered you called me last night. I was already as sleep and did not answer so I didn't speak with you. But according to my missed call log on my cell you called at 2:30 am EST. That would mean it was 1:30 am your time. You mentioned you were fucking from 1:00 am to noon today. Your incredible sex must of only lasted 29 minutes or less because she would of had to get her clothes on and get out prior to you calling.

Something smells funny here, BBF! :worried:

:chomp:

I called you when I was driving home. I told you I was going to call you to mess with you if I got drunk last night... did I not? It was about 1 am...she was following me in her car. Your phone did not, ring and it went strait to your voice mail.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I called you when I was driving home. I told you I was going to call you to mess with you if I got drunk... if you don't remember. It was about 1 am...she was following me in her car. Your phone did not, ring and it went strait to your voice mail.


Yea I remember you saying that.

My phone did ring or else I wouldn't of even known you called. I did not hear it. If and when it goes straight to voicemail without ringing I do not see the call in my missed calls at all.

My phone says you called at 2:30am on 8/14. 2:30am EST is 1:30am your time. :) I'm going to take a picture of the screen to show you. I'll block out your number. You can see for yourself.
 
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