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got pwned by annoying 18 year old snatch on Saturday night

KillahBee said:
WE WANT COOTER!


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look Sawasgay, I'b be upset about it if I hadn't had much sex in my life, like you, but I've gotten it enough and will get it somewhere down the line that I'm not that bothered by it. Just felt like sharing the story, I can't just post up whenever I score, I gotta post up the failed ones too. Next weekend, new story, outcome to be determined. Fucking stinky ass gaucho.
 
I never ever ever ever give weed to girls...uh, they get all tired and stupid and paranoid...its so fucking annoying. Put the bottle on their lap and let them go to school.

Good job though bro, you were just doin you thang for the bros. Regardless if you got none, you didnt have any intentions to get any. You simply went in for what you thought was an easy kill and it turned out it wasnt. Big deal. My solution - Hit the bong and then pass it along. YEYE.
 
god that sounds annoying 2 hours with her bitching. also I've never heard dominos and weed combined, but I guess sorearms combines weed with everything :)
 
SoreArms said:
My (younger) brother had some friends over on Saturday night to drink and hang out. One of his friends showed up with these two 18 year old chicks (my bro and his friends are 22 so it's OK), they were cute but not hot, and to me they looked like little girls so I wasn't that interested.

As the night went on, most of the guys sat at the litchen table playing card games, and my bros friend, the two chicks and I were in the living room watching a movie, drinking and conversating. After a while I wanted to smoke a bowl so I asked if anybody would like some and walked toward my room. One of the chicks (whom had been paying a lot of attention to my converstaion, asking questions, etc...) followed me to my room. I packed a bowl in the bong and handed it to her, she said she didn't want to smoke, she just wanted to hang out and check out my room. So the perverted devil on my left ear then started telling me that this chick must want to hook up, what else would she be doing in my room then.

So as I smoked a few bowls, we talked, she loooked at my CD's and DVD's asking questions, making comments, etc... After a while I sat down on my bed, she stood on one side of it, looking at me as if waiting for me to make a move, so I walked over and went in for a kiss. She moved her head back a little, I kept moving forward and then she took step back and said "I don't want to kiss you, I don't even know you"

I was like WTF, totally mixed signals. She said she felt embarrases and I said that i should be the one to feel embarrased and we both giggled a little and tried to play it cool, but it was ackward.

So then we both walked out of my room, she went back to the living room and I went to the kitchen and started playing some dominos. After a while, the guy that brought the chicks asked me if they could smoke weed in my room and I told him to go ahead. Later into the night, all of people had left, the guy and the chicks were still in my room hanging out, so I went in there too. It was apparent to me that The dude and one of the chicks wanted to be alone, but the other chick (the one I tried to make out with) was being a 3rd wheel. So I did my dutie as a wing man and distracted the chick in my room, trying to conversate and entertain so I could let my bros homie handle his biz (in the living room). The problem was that she had now gotten high, was totally paranoid of me and annoying as fuck. For about 2 hours all I heard was "I feel so uncomfortable here" "I want to leave" "I don't like this music" "The lights are bugging me" "I should really be going home soon" etc..... I wanted so bad to tell this little bitch to just get the fuck out but I had to do my dutie as a soldier so I just kept saying shit like "it's OK, just lay down and relax a bit" "jsut ride the high out, it'll be OK" I even changed the music a few times and turned the lights off a few times becasue she would then freak out from the room being dark. They finally left at around 4:00 AM

So it was a bad night for me, not becasue I got shot down, but becasue I got shot down by a chick in whom I would have not had any interest in if it wasn't for the mixed signals she was sending. Baby sitting her also sucked major dick. Over all, the last couple of weeks have sucked for me in terms of poonage, but I gotta get back on the saddle and keep on trying though or the slump will continue.

WOuld you bros have done the same as far as baby sitting the chick after the failed hook up? I don't think I would have minded that part if she wasn't acting so annoying.
shoulda raped her
 
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