got pwned by annoying 18 year old snatch on Saturday night

[evansteve]

Sorearms you are a bud that I would be honored to slam some brews with. You took one for the team.

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also, props for being brave and going in for the kiss, even though u got shot down.
yah, dont feel bad, she is horrible with signals.

 

[evansteve]

if a guys hold on a girl is so tenuous that a second girl is going to stuff it up, then it isnt worth much at all, and isnt worth 4 hours of being annoyed by the baby faced stoner. who cares.

i kinda see what you are saying.

but then again, peer pressure can be a bitch. its harder to do things when people are around us and watching, especially friends.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I would've at least gotten a bunch of munchies to help deal with it. You know, pizza, Ben & Jerrys, etc.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I woulda helped my brother out, but I won't wingman some annoying little bitch for my bro's friends unless we were tight.

 

[Gambino]

LMAO
good story sorearms, i can feel the akwardness from over here...no shame in going in for the kill, the signal was there...did flexygello read this thread? he could pick up some pointers

 

[KillahBee]

LMAO
good story sorearms, i can feel the akwardness from over here...no shame in going in for the kill, the signal was there...did flexygello read this thread? he could pick up some pointers

The recovery sounded decent too. I really can't remember getting turned down like that many times (not that it didn't happen, I was just too drunk to remember) but the few times I can remember, I would just get pissed and rip into the chick.

One time in college my freshman year I hadn't hooked up in like a month or so, so things were getting desperate. My friend and I decided to go on "The Great Cunt Hunt" - got all dressed up, did my hair nice, and just went after the nani that evening. I remember we ended up hooking up with 2 chicks that were roommates, even though we weren't with each other when we met them. Anyway, I had this Italian chick from Long Island (terrible girls) named Nancy in my bed (top bunk bitches) and was making out and shit. I went to start the good old fingerblast going and she did the whole grab my wrist thing. Nigga what?! So I try again with the same results. "But I don't even know you", this dumb broad says. I sit up, look across the room at my clock on the floor and say, "Well then what the fuck are you doing in a stranger's room at 6am?! Get the fuck outta my bed!" Peaced the ho.

Of course, by my junior year I heard she was a bisexual, had both nipples pierced and was showing her big fat tits to everybody that asked. Where was God on that one, Curling?

 

[evansteve]

LMAO
good story sorearms, i can feel the akwardness from over here...no shame in going in for the kill, the signal was there...did flexygello read this thread? he could pick up some pointers

yes i read it, i posted above.

 

[pitbullstl]

You shoulda just whipped it out right there in front of her, and said "is this awkward?"

Best Lestat post ever. EVER!

 

[Gambino]

The recovery sounded decent too. I really can't remember getting turned down like that many times (not that it didn't happen, I was just too drunk to remember) but the few times I can remember, I would just get pissed and rip into the chick.

One time in college my freshman year I hadn't hooked up in like a month or so, so things were getting desperate. My friend and I decided to go on "The Great Cunt Hunt" - got all dressed up, did my hair nice, and just went after the nani that evening. I remember we ended up hooking up with 2 chicks that were roommates, even though we weren't with each other when we met them. Anyway, I had this Italian chick from Long Island (terrible girls) named Nancy in my bed (top bunk bitches) and was making out and shit. I went to start the good old fingerblast going and she did the whole grab my wrist thing. Nigga what?! So I try again with the same results. "But I don't even know you", this dumb broad says. I sit up, look across the room at my clock on the floor and say, "Well then what the fuck are you doing in a stranger's room at 6am?! Get the fuck outta my bed!" Peaced the ho.

Of course, by my junior year I heard she was a bisexual, had both nipples pierced and was showing her big fat tits to everybody that asked. Where was God on that one, Curling?

lol...i haven't gotten denied too often, at least on the intial kiss, plenty of gash bound fingers pushed away though lol
I don't get denied because i'm particular about the kill, only shoot if I know i will kill it, or least wound the fuck out of it
one particular denial story on my part is this. I was drunk as piss and playing cards with these random chics at a college party...after a few hands i tried to put my arm around the girl sitting next to me and she pushed my arm off the second it made skin contact, she was like "WTF do you think you're doing?" kinda an uncomfortable moment...it happens to the best

 

[pitbullstl]

Of course, by my junior year I heard she was a bisexual, had both nipples pierced and was showing her big fat tits to everybody that asked. Where was God on that one, Curling?

lol....