got pwned by annoying 18 year old snatch on Saturday night

[SoreArms]

look, a chick volunteers to come back to your room, alone - 9 times out of 10 it's automatic poonage.

yeah, this happened to be the 1 out of 10, goddamit for me!

 

[Smurfy]

hey, at least you had a nice high.

 

[SoreArms]

Sorearms you are a bud that I would be honored to slam some brews with. You took one for the team.

Any time bud. If you're not getting laid, you gotta help your homies get laid.

 

[slat1]

That sucks.. Getting shot down is the worst!
I don't smoke... its been years. Its so easy to get annoyed by paranoid people. LOL.
I would have been like 'okay, okay. I will turn the stupid lights off for you.. if you will take your fucking pants off for me" The look on her face would have been worth it...

 

[gonelifting]

Damn... Why was she being so immature about it while waiting in your room?

Oh yeah... 18 years old!!!.... lmao at the children.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lmfao @ about 20 different parts of this story.

1. not being interested in little girls - lmao :geigh:

2. you getting pwned by said little girl - lmao

3. little girl getting all paranoid when smoking - lmao

4. "the lights are bugging me" - lmao

5. dominos - lmfao

kb youre a cunny funt today, i read the above as:

1 left
2 right
3 left
4 right
5 uppercut!

and soreballs is down! doooooown! he isnt getting up! its over! its alllll ooooovvvveeeeerrrrrrr

sorearms: wingmen are gay. if your mate is about to get sheparded by this idiot girl and she is an inconsiderate shit, let her go. who cares, really. if a guys hold on a girl is so tenuous that a second girl is going to stuff it up, then it isnt worth much at all, and isnt worth 4 hours of being annoyed by the baby faced stoner. who cares. ....and i dunno about this diving in for a kiss technique...seems to me you might go splat now and again but thanks for the story

 

[UA_Iron]

whenever a chick gets high she's not gonna give up the poon.

Dont let girls get high, but feed them smirnoff ice's like they're going out of style.

 

[SoreArms]

kb youre a cunny funt today, i read the above as:

1 left
2 right
3 left
4 right
5 uppercut!

and soreballs is down! doooooown! he isnt getting up! its over! its alllll ooooovvvveeeeerrrrrrr

sorearms: wingmen are gay. if your mate is about to get sheparded by this idiot girl and she is an inconsiderate shit, let her go. who cares, really. if a guys hold on a girl is so tenuous that a second girl is going to stuff it up, then it isnt worth much at all, and isnt worth 4 hours of being annoyed by the baby faced stoner. who cares. ....and i dunno about this diving in for a kiss technique...seems to me you might go splat now and again but thanks for the story

1) If you have a chance at getting some, then you do what you need to do, can't take time out to help a friend out. It is otherwise every mans duty to take the fat one, the ugly one or baby sit annoying whores so that your friend can get laid.

2) It's nto like I just went in for a kiss, I had mixed signals dammit!

what would you have done, Mr Suave?

 

[gonelifting]

lol @ mixed signals. Like 18 year olds can even GIVE signals?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

1) If you have a chance at getting some, then you do what you need to do, can't take time out to help a friend out. It is otherwise every mans duty to take the fat one, the ugly one or baby sit annoying whores so that your friend can get laid.

2) It's nto like I just went in for a kiss, I had mixed signals dammit!

what would you have done, Mr Suave?

me? i would have gone out to a club, leaving those bits of pot smoking luggage you call buddies sitting on their stoned/drunk/boring-at-home-on-a-saturday-night-mofo arses with the 2 ballbreaking, time wasting, pot leeching, zero-social skill having immature baby faced weekend stealers to play with their playstations/dicks, consumed a bunch of imported beers up against some bar chatting to all the people nearby (while looking really, really, madly, deeply good ), with the intent of collecting a few numbers from interesting people with a bit of potential....but if i were in your room wearing your face with your pot breath and your mexican accent...i dunno, i would probably have looked at her bodylanguage a little harder and gone a bit touchy feely to make sure diving in for a kiss cold was the right thing to do