got pwned by annoying 18 year old snatch on Saturday night

[Ulcasterdropout]

LOL@ the replies in the thread

 

[KillahBee]

lol....

seriously, she went from church girl to jenna jameson overnight and I clearly missed the boat.

 

[seizer]

Mutha fucka, the last time I was denied my mutha was low on mutha fuckin milk. She said, " NO TIITTEEHHHH!!"

Mutha Fucka, I was hungry too.

 

[evansteve]

lol...i haven't gotten denied too often, at least on the intial kiss, plenty of gash bound fingers pushed away though lol
I don't get denied because i'm particular about the kill, only shoot if I know i will kill it, or least wound the fuck out of it
one particular denial story on my part is this. I was drunk as piss and playing cards with these random chics at a college party...after a few hands i tried to put my arm around the girl sitting next to me and she pushed my arm off the second it made skin contact, she was like "WTF do you think you're doing?" kinda an uncomfortable moment...it happens to the best

*sigh*, if only women knew what kind of risks and trouble that men have to face on a regular basis by trying to hook up with women.

 

[UA_Iron]

seriously, she went from church girl to jenna jameson overnight and I clearly missed the boat.

I hate that, I met this 19 year old girl last year. She was doing the distance thing with some (ch)Airforce ROTC homo like 20 hours away. He was strongly religious and shit and tried to push it on her. They were both virgins...I guess the best he ever did was touch her hips - haha wtf!? She told me he wore whitie-tighties too, I couldnt stop laughing at him.

But I stole her away - gave her motivation to dump the fucker. Then worked on her for a whole, took her virginity. And then things were setting up for a relationship and she denied it. Then she turned into a slut and banged a bunch of guys - wtf.

 

[-SD-]

I hate that, I met this 19 year old girl last year. She was doing the distance thing with some (ch)Airforce ROTC homo like 20 hours away. He was strongly religious and shit and tried to push it on her. They were both virgins...I guess the best he ever did was touch her hips - haha wtf!? She told me he wore whitie-tighties too, I couldnt stop laughing at him.

But I stole her away - gave her motivation to dump the fucker. Then worked on her for a whole, took her virginity. And then things were setting up for a relationship and she denied it. Then she turned into a slut and banged a bunch of guys - wtf.

But you still got to bust that shit.
Sometimes we are our own worst enemies rob.

 

[UA_Iron]

But you still got to bust that shit.
Sometimes we are our own worst enemies rob.

yeah she cheated on her last bf so its all good, glad I didnt make things serious with her.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I would have gave her some cab fare or bus fare to go home. I wouldn't been able to tolerate that.

we should smoke together some time...then u can give me bus fair home

 

[Sub-Zero]

The recovery sounded decent too. I really can't remember getting turned down like that many times (not that it didn't happen, I was just too drunk to remember) but the few times I can remember, I would just get pissed and rip into the chick.

One time in college my freshman year I hadn't hooked up in like a month or so, so things were getting desperate. My friend and I decided to go on "The Great Cunt Hunt" - got all dressed up, did my hair nice, and just went after the nani that evening. I remember we ended up hooking up with 2 chicks that were roommates, even though we weren't with each other when we met them. Anyway, I had this Italian chick from Long Island (terrible girls) named Nancy in my bed (top bunk bitches) and was making out and shit. I went to start the good old fingerblast going and she did the whole grab my wrist thing. Nigga what?! So I try again with the same results. "But I don't even know you", this dumb broad says. I sit up, look across the room at my clock on the floor and say, "Well then what the fuck are you doing in a stranger's room at 6am?! Get the fuck outta my bed!" Peaced the ho.

Of course, by my junior year I heard she was a bisexual, had both nipples pierced and was showing her big fat tits to everybody that asked. Where was God on that one, Curling?

hahahha

 

[GoldenDelicious]

How does that compare to the game & lies we have to put up with during your quest to hit it?

Just ask (I guess this is my old age talking).

well if women didnt turn the whole thing into a goddamn quest, there would be no need for lies, bullshit and social acrobatics, would there?