Got pulled over for being "TOO" big

[Black_Mustang]

Listen to this one. Fuck'n cops have nothing better to do. I'm stopped at a light next to a cruiser, the driver looks over, then his partner, light turns green on go the sirens. I pull over, open the door to give them my papers and shit and they start freaking, "get back in the car!" again and again. making a scene. At first I thought it was mistaken identity, they're acting like a robbed a bank or something, a cop on either side of my windows and they got their hands on their holster. AND WHAT DOES HE SAY?!

"WHERES THE STERIODS???"

He's telling me if you have any in the car, hand it over cause we're gonna search it and if we find it, you're going in, blah blah etc. etc. I had nothing. I told him I had nothing and I denied taking anything every. They busted'm for a while, told me it was obvious I'm on drugs you can't get that big naturally, gave me a bullshit ticket and let me go without searching.

Just thought I shared that with you guys, in a way, they made me feel all huge, and they looked all worried I was gonna have a 'roid rage' or something so that was cool but i still got a fuck'n ticket for nothing.

 

[THE BOUNCER]

Listen to this one. Fuck'n cops have nothing better to do. I'm stopped at a light next to a cruiser, the driver looks over, then his partner, light turns green on go the sirens. I pull over, open the door to give them my papers and shit and they start freaking, "get back in the car!" again and again. making a scene. At first I thought it was mistaken identity, they're acting like a robbed a bank or something, a cop on either side of my windows and they got their hands on their holster. AND WHAT DOES HE SAY?!

"WHERES THE STERIODS???"

He's telling me if you have any in the car, hand it over cause we're gonna search it and if we find it, you're going in, blah blah etc. etc. I had nothing. I told him I had nothing and I denied taking anything every. They busted'm for a while, told me it was obvious I'm on drugs you can't get that big naturally, gave me a bullshit ticket and let me go without searching.

Just thought I shared that with you guys, in a way, they made me feel all huge, and they looked all worried I was gonna have a 'roid rage' or something so that was cool but i still got a fuck'n ticket for nothing.

 

[cbeaks]

That's crazy. I got pulled over last week and the cop saw my protein bars in my passenger seat and we started talking about training and stuff like that. He was cool and gave me a warning for going 76 in a 65 and I didn't even have my insurance papers in my car (left them at the house) . How big a guy are you?

 

[pittbull2]

I'm glad I'm not as big as you!!!

 

[SCOTTY-TWO-HOTTY]

Its the "Pony" Bro. Mustangs are heat scores. j/k

 

[freakazoid]

Re: Re: Got pulled over for being "TOO" big

 

[Tomo]

what was the ticket for-tomo

 

[Silverback316]

For some reason I have a hard time believing this. What were you flexing your biceps at the officers from your car because usually you can't tell just how big someone is from their car.

 

[trial0r]

thats weird...

cops cant legally pull you over if you havent done anything visibly wrong. and even if they pulled you over for missing a turn signal or something stupid, they have no right to search your car, as possession of steroids has nothing to do with the violation.

 

[Zerxes]

Where are my boots? The shit is getting deep.