God!!!!! I am being forced into sex with a fattie tonight!

[tuc biscuit]

Ok, so I was all lined up for some sort of date/ sex session with a nice tasty lady who I know, but she has fallen ill and has had to cancel, but now I am all riled up for having sex with someone, so have had to tell a fattie I know that I am going round to hers tonight for some lovin.


What a world we live in when stuff like this happens.

 

[The Shadow]

so is she...

 

[hamstershaver]

tuc serves more plumpers than mcdonalds , lucky guy

 

[tuc biscuit]

so is she...

that was quite good...




........for you

 

[JustJacked]

how big? a buck fifty? maybe a deuce?

 

[hamstershaver]

so is she...

lmao

 

[The_Ghost]

how can guys do this?


I couldn't get it up for a fat girl!

 

[NJjuice22]

I rather just masterbate.

 

[tuc biscuit]

how big? a buck fifty? maybe a deuce?

180-190 would be my estimation


she has hips/ass and tits a-plenty

 

[The Shadow]

how can guys do this?


I couldn't get it up for a fat girl!

...get her to hold a KK in each hand

 

[hamstershaver]

how can guys do this?


I couldn't get it up for a fat girl!

this is where hammy and tuc come in, to fill this void

 

[sawastea]

What's his name?

 

[The_Ghost]

...get her to hold a KK in each hand

Might work

 

[Bobber]

LOL! I thought I was going to have to do the smae Friday night...but it was taking one for the team, not just a sport fuck.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hey man, don't force her to have sex with you, that's called rape. i feel sorry for this poor girl, having to fuck a fattie. oh well, everyone needs some loving now and then.

 

[onebigab]

tuc serves more plumpers than mcdonalds , lucky guy

Even more than you, wow.

 

[bluepeter]

Oh the irony.

 

[NJjuice22]

THe funny part is , she probably posted the exact same thread title on whatever discussion board she visits...lol

 

[hamstershaver]

180-190 would be my estimation

wtf??? thats a lightweight, a mere appetizer for hammys main course

 

[JustJacked]

180-190 would be my estimation

Kilos?

 

[NJjuice22]

wtf??? thats a lightweight, a mere appetizer for hammys main course

thats just her ass.

 

[jerseyart]

Have her give you a blow job, then tell her you remembered you have something you need to do and leave

 

[Buddy_Christ]

this is where hammy and tuc come in, to fill this void

from the way you and klueless describe your penis, you couldn't fill a medicine dropper, let alone a fattie.

 

[tuc biscuit]

does anyone have a bag of flour they can lend me?

 

[JustJacked]

does anyone have a bag of flour they can lend me?

I think your gonna need a bag of Viagra!!

 

[velvett]

THe funny part is , she probably posted the exact same thread title on whatever discussion board she visits...lol

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, to anyone referring to me as fat, I don't look too bad in my avatar or gallery, pretty low bf% for someone in the 330-350 range, probably leaner than a lot of you calling me fat...............you fats

 

[velvett]

lol, to anyone referring to me as fat, I don't look too bad in my avatar or gallery, pretty low bf% for someone in the 330-350 range, probably leaner than a lot of you calling me fat...............you fats

Oh you're not a fatass.




















ass maybe, but not fat.

 

[feisty11975]

how can guys do this?


I couldn't get it up for a fat girl!

Fat girls need lovin too!!!!!!

 

[awittyusername]

this is where hammy and tuc come in, to fill this void

Exactly.

Why fight over the the hot girls w/90% of all the guys kissing there ass. Why do you think the lion goes for the weakest/slowest antelope? (or the one that stayed at the watering hole too long) I lion could kill the leanest/healthiest antelope, but its alot more work and they would get less.

 

[JustJacked]

Exactly.

Why fight over the the hot girls w/90% of all the guys kissing there ass. Why do you think the lion goes for the weakest/slowest antelope? (or the one that stayed at the watering hole too long) I lion could kill the leanest/healthiest antelope, but its alot more work and they would get less.

are you saying you eat big fat hairy women?? thats just disgusting!!!

 

[jaded]

Have her give you a blow job, then tell her you remembered you have something you need to do and leave

I can't believe you did that to me

 

[Gambino]

Exactly.

Why fight over the the hot girls w/90% of all the guys kissing there ass. Why do you think the lion goes for the weakest/slowest antelope? (or the one that stayed at the watering hole too long) I lion could kill the leanest/healthiest antelope, but its alot more work and they would get less.

I usually go for the handicapp chics, they are easy to seperate from the pack

 

[-SD-]

she weighs a deuce-and-a-qwata

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If she's proportional, then tap that ass, kid....
If she's fat and got no front of back, just nasty width, then bust one in the mouth
and jet

 

[NJjuice22]

she weighs a deuce-and-a-qwata

between her and tuck, thats half an offensive line.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Do your duty to please the booty

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Dont worry about it. The fat bitch prob. knows she aint gonna get any for a few months and will prob. suk your dick right off.

 

[jerseyart]

I can't believe you did that to me

I really did have somewhere to go

 

[Scotsman]

does anyone have a bag of flour they can lend me?

She has to be over 190 if you need the flour trick, unless she's 5' tall.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

 

[Bullit]

Is he excited?

 

[Lowest]

... I know I'll sound naive in the ways of plumper-humping, but what the hell is the flour for? And damn, a chick that weighs 190... shit she's the same size I am! Lol, I guess it's all proportional though. Tuc's almost 2x her weight still, I'm almost 2x my gf's weight. But my girl is 5'1" 94lbs, lol, I'm trying to fatten her up! Tap that rotund ass Tuc, you're my other hero

 

[Bullit]

How do you fuck a fattie?

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.

 

[-SD-]

How do you fuck a fattie?

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.

Also for deep frying that ass.

 

[Lowest]

Thanks for clearing that up, K to you guys... funny shit

 

[fergie]

pick a fold and stick it in