Getting Laid-- Confessions of an Egg...

[saint808]

i got nothing really...

 

[WODIN]

You really laid it with this one....

 

[vixenbabe]

A chicken and an egg are sitting in bed. The chicken is smiling and smoking a cig.He's happy as a pig in shit at the moment.

The egg is really pissed off!The Egg says to the chicken, 'Well...I guess we know the answer the that age long question of what cums first....".

 

[saint808]

this thread's title had promise but i choked... thanks for the save

 

[bigguns7]

i got nothing really...

can't even come up with something eggsistential?

 

[George Spellwin]

[color=000080]"I bet you always have a lot of "interesting" questions you'd like to ask a lady when you first meet her. Like: "What was your first kiss like?", "When did you have sex for the first time?", "How did you have your first orgasm?", "What makes you horny?" etc. But you can't just go ahead and ask them - you'll come off as a complete insensitive jerk if you do -- and you might get slapped! But with this technique, I'll show you how you can set the circumstances so that you can ask them, direct the conversation to sex resulting in -- you guessed it, you getting laid!"[/color]

[color=000080]George Spellwin, excerpt from Elite Player's Guide to Getting Laid [read more...][/color]