Get This (car update)

[bwood]

you are not gonna like my opinion but you keep asking...

am i qualified to comment???

well kinda...my dad was a mercedes tech for 25 years...

he often had problems like what you are experiencing...

the problem usually is that your computer(thanks to the
feds) is now making demands that your 100k engine cant
meet...

is there anything wrong with the engine or the system???
technically yes...it cant stay in the narrow range of air/fuel ratio that your computer likes for the hydrocarbon, nox, co2 emissions...called for by your o2 sensors...

will this hurt your car???

yes, you will probably only get another 200 to 300 thousand
miles out of it...

can it be fixed??? by this i mean, can the service engine light
be made to stay off???

short of a new engine and sensors, probably not, recalibration of the computer is not usually a doable option at least for dealers...

but then really...there is nothing really wrong with
your car...unless you are actually having driveability
problems, idle problems, cold start problems...

i am unsure about beemers, but generally the service
light can stay on forever and there will be no real harm
to the car...there may be some catalyst damage but then
a 100k catalyst is probably on the outs anyway...

i would suggest one of two things:
1. pull the bulb out of the fuckin light...(a popular gm trick)
2. get on google.com and find a popular and well regarded
aftermarket beemer tuner and contact them about your problem...
they will know more about it and the possible fixes and costs
than anyone...

karma please...

 

[2Thick]

1. pull the bulb out of the fuckin light...(a popular gm trick)

Firstly, great advice.

Secondly, pulling the light bulb is also a BMW fanatic's favorite trick.

 

[naturally anabolic]

someones forgot to hook up an O2 sensor.....

 

[fistfullofsteel]

What you need is Bill Kazmaier to go in there and have a sit down with those clowns. Send him your pics. He will do it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm buying a silver Z3. Love that car.

Fonz

my friend has the M version of a... I think it is either an '00 or '01.
Silver.
He loves the thing - has wrecked it once that I know of

 

[Golfer18--old]

Fuck it.

 

[big4life]

Re: Re: Get This (car update)

What you need is Bill Kazmaier to go in there and have a sit down with those clowns. Send him your pics. He will do it.

I have a feeling that Ms. V. has already put the fear of God in these people.



Like I said, I'm glad it's them and not me.

 

[Sofa sniffs Sonnys pantys]

Im going to get banned soon, so here goes...some choice quotes from EliteFitness' own resident cradle robber...SofaGeorge:

Please, upgrade your firewall. Your panties are showing.

This is a threat he issued to another member he didnt like...an obvious reference to port scanning/hacking. Funny thing, as soon as I touched a nerve by saying that its wrong for a single guy of dubuious moral character (sex industry, steroids, porno, alcohol, smoking etc) to host an underage female exchange student, my computer, all of a sudden, starts getting scanned in hacking attempts to get into my computer. Here is the IP that one of the scans emanated from 218.41.57.207 and 151.37.39.222 my firewall says they are addys in California, where our pervert lives. Coincidence? You decide.

Here is this exchange student host, speaking on his area of expertise:

Are you taking anti depressants or any kind of SSI drug? They can severely retard ejaculation.

Usually inability to ejaculate during sex, if your not taking SSI's, is because you are only achieving partial or weak erections.

There is only 1 therapy for premature ejaculation that is almost 100% successful... that is ICP therapy with mixed vaso-dialators.

Go to www.bostonmedical.com

They have the best available program in the US (and world wide.) Their program is expensive, though. It will cost you about $500.

The secondary side effect of ICP treatment is you get a two hour woody.

I'm in. : )

Anal is gay? I don't believe that.

This is too cool. I had a bunch of teenage German girls at my house again for another weekend sleep over.

And heres a doozy, Sofa Talking about the fate of cradle robbing perverts...notice the last sentence...you may never get caught...well Sofa, you will get caught. Mark my words, panty sniffer.

Let me explain it to you like this. Think of the letter "R." Actually think of a nice big letter "R." It will be black and made out of thick fabric. When you get to prison it is going to be sewn on all of your shirts. You will have to wear it every day. It is to designate you as a "Risk" inmate. It is something that is placed on all inmates who have been convicted of a sex crime like rape or child molestation, arson, or who have an escape history. In prison when you wear the "R" you can try to explain to Bubba and Elmont all you want that she was a hot chick and you just decided to dip your wick into a 16 year old. They might believe you. They probably want. You will be known as a baby booty bandit. They will kick your ass. They will f-ck your ass. They will make you lick toilets for their entertainment.

Then again, you might never get caught.

 

[Dr.M]

Dealerships will REAM you, finding a decent service mechanic who even knows what he is doing is luck in itself, finding a dealership who is willing to cover repairs is a needle in a haystack.

Do you have lemon laws in your state Velvett? Cuz it sounds like its time!

 

[bwood]

dont think that's an option doc...

she's got like 97,000 on the O.D...