Funny First Date Stories...

[javaguru]

I have done that before. It is a real panty dropper.

You slide some $ to some random people to say "You to look like a perfect couple." "How long have you been married", or if it is a young slut..."Excuse me sir, haven't I seen you on TV or movies"

Gotta give the old guy credit for being a playa.

LOL @ wiminz being pwned by the old "high value male" shtick....

 

[all the whey]

LOL @ wiminz being pwned by the old "high value male" shtick....

lololol

I admit that I have gone out and met some girls. Then, give one the waitresses a big ass tip and have them interrupt me with them and ask for my number. etc.

This gets their competitive juices flowing.

 

[javaguru]

Naw. But it was a subliminal suggestion for Java to bring his artifact...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[jnevin]

When I was 14 I went on my first date ever. We ate at a Friendly's before going to a movie and I was eating a salad. She picked the tomatoes off of hers and said she was allergic to them. They were cherry tomatoes. So, next bite i take, I ate a tomato. I bit into it with my front teeth. Tomato juice squirted out of the tomato and hit her in the eyes, face, and her blouse. She had an allergic reaction to the tomato juice that hit her eyes and they swole up.

Yeah. Good.

 

[Forge]

lololol

I admit that I have gone out and met some girls. Then, give one the waitresses a big ass tip and have them interrupt me with them and ask for my number. etc.

This gets their competitive juices flowing.

I think most guys have done something like this at one time or another, seems like the Grump is no stranger to strategies as well!

 

[bw1]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/3150167-post22.html

lol