Funny First Date Stories...

[Sub-Zero]

How about inviting a girl over to watch a movie, fully ready to take advantage of her and instead she sits in the recliner knitting a scarf the entire movie.








(and a preemptive "Shut up!" to Scotsman)

maybe you shouldnt have asked your grandma for that new scarf the same day you were planning on fucking her?

 

[Bikini Mod]

This one guy just wouldn't shut up about the assassination of ArchDuke Franz Ferdinad, he even had his bloody shirt.

Are you serious?

Where'd you find a guy like that?!?!

 

[alien amp pharm]

maybe you shouldnt have asked your grandma for that new scarf the same day you were planning on fucking her?

planning?

What do you thin the scarf was for? ...It was a thank you gift for the previous night.

 

[Bikini Mod]

The guy that - despite me fucking him nonstop for hours - couldn't reach orgasm unless I let him wash my hair.

Let's see ya'll beat that.

OK... you win.

 

[Sub-Zero]

planning?

What do you thin the scarf was for? ...It was a thank you gift for the previous night.

what was your granny thanking you for? did you take her kitty to the vet?

 

[Bikini Mod]

I'd had a LOTTA first dates... most were *eh* at best and a few were .

Here's a cute story.

The Old Grump and I had been chatting/phoning/texting non-stop for bout 5/6 weeks before we actually met. I told him that with my birthday approaching I would not accept a store-bought birthday present. So he flew out to meet me for the first time. His birthday present to me, was him! LOL I picked him up at the airport then we had lunch but first he had to get something for his cell. So we walked in/out coupla places. A few people volunteered, "Damn, you two must have been married FOREVER, you get along so well."

We had only *been together* for about two hours at that point.

We still chuckle when we think about it.

 

[AAP]

OK... you win.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/3150167-post22.html

 

[Bikini Mod]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/3150167-post22.html

HOLY SHEEAT.

Although... I had gotten some pretty WEIRD requests back in the day. Never followed through, but some were equally disturbing.

A REAL DATE trumps bizaare email requests any day of the week.

<---- AAP

 

[LuluDeren]

Are you serious?

Naw. But it was a subliminal suggestion for Java to bring his artifact...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[all the whey]

I'd had a LOTTA first dates... most were *eh* at best and a few were .

Here's a cute story.

The Old Grump and I had been chatting/phoning/texting non-stop for bout 5/6 weeks before we actually met. I told him that with my birthday approaching I would not accept a store-bought birthday present. So he flew out to meet me for the first time. His birthday present to me, was him! LOL I picked him up at the airport then we had lunch but first he had to get something for his cell. So we walked in/out coupla places. A few people volunteered, "Damn, you two must have been married FOREVER, you get along so well."

We had only *been together* for about two hours at that point.

We still chuckle when we think about it.

I have done that before. It is a real panty dropper.

You slide some $ to some random people to say "You to look like a perfect couple." "How long have you been married", or if it is a young slut..."Excuse me sir, haven't I seen you on TV or movies"

Gotta give the old guy credit for being a playa.