For those of you that have to dress nice for work

[Exodus]

every day brother................

im like, i thought i remember this shirt being an extra large............ oh, it still is.............

try this problem.

i have 3 pairs of dress pants that i rotate to where every day. 1 is black, 1 is khaki, and the other is olive(green). the olive and the khaki pair i need to replace....

why???

becuase each one of my thighs is 32+ inches, so i have to spread my legs wide not to squish the boys when sitting in my chair. so happens that the arm rest on each side are low, so i have to squeeze my legs under them, and the armrest have worn holes into my pants.

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[cheesecake]

Ever put on a dress shirt (a dress shirt that used to be a little loose on you) and feel like you were trying to squeeze into a bench shirt?

Someone help me. I can't put my arms down.
...chad...

 

[Exodus]

I also wore my fat suit the other day and it's too small for me now.

I bought it when I was the fattest I had ever been in my life. And now I can barely button the jacket and the pants are tight on my legs.

Oh well, the price I pay to get bigger, huh?
...chad...

Greeter: "Hi, and welcome to the Big and Tall Store, what can i help you with today!?!?!?"

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[FatRat]

I drove to my GF's house this weekend with one shirt that I hadnt worn for a couple of months. Ive been hitting some hard 5x5 since then and eating very well.

Lets just say the fit was snug. Trouble is that it is about as big as shirts get in this country without getting some no-name piece of shit or getting something made for you, doh!

 

[cheesecake]

I also wore my fat suit the other day and it's too small for me now.

I bought it when I was the fattest I had ever been in my life. And now I can barely button the jacket and the pants are tight on my legs.

Oh well, the price I pay to get bigger, huh?
...chad...

 

[Paulo]

Ever put on a dress shirt (a dress shirt that used to be a little loose on you) and feel like you were trying to squeeze into a bench shirt?

Someone help me. I can't put my arms down.
...chad...

Just cut off the sleeves.

Your boss and co-workers will love the trendy new look.


I have lots of trouble finding pants that fit, because of my thighs. That is why I am learning to tailor clothes. I think the ability to do so will pay off big for us growing boys.


Paulo

 

[bigguns15]

Ha ha! Pwr_machine has that problem! I think we're gonna have to buy him some bigger nice clothes for this weekend

 

[Exodus]

Ha ha! Pwr_machine has that problem! I think we're gonna have to buy him some bigger nice clothes for this weekend

heck for get that, why dont all of us, you, pwr-mach, pb,cheese, me and trinity blow off training and all go shopping!!!!

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[Liftbig]

shopping? wtf

 

[d3track]

count me on that
i can't wear anything that hasn't been purchased in the last year