ever met someone so gross you couldn't have sex with them after taking them home?

[all the whey]

No problem for me.

 

[AAP]

I figured you would be able to do it know matter how gross they were.

that cat is begging for a swift boot in that flat face.

 

[puddlemonkey]

what if your mom puts out and won't introduce you to me?

My mother has never had or will have sex. I'm a test tube baby

 

[rnch]

the bars never close here in new orleans...i dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing.....

 

[Oceano]

I try not to take any of the wimmins back to my place, always their place, I don't want them knowing where I live when I don't call them the next day.

Agreed. I HATE it when they think its ok to call, speak or even look at you just because you've slept with them.

 

[harmonica]

Agreed. I HATE it when they think its ok to call, speak or even look at you just because you've slept with them.

Amen Brother

 

[Mr. Black]

If that was the case with me, I would be resembling someone swimming in air trying to escape from that position.

lmao...way safer to 69 from the top

 

[gotmilk]

What if you took them home and when you de-socked them their feet made an alligator's look like a Jergens foot model? Would you throw them out or just tell them to put the damn socks back on and don't be swinging those dawgs around your head?

One time in college, I took a girl back to my apartment and nearly choked when she took off her shoes. Wool socks....Spring time conditions...smelled like rotting corpses.

 

[blueta2]

Assuming you didn't reach that conclusion prior to arriving at the house?

years ago I brought someone back that had a herniated bellybutton that stuck out further than his dick. I mean that fucker was HYUGE. Jutted out with a slight curve to the left. Looked like an umbicil cord.

I sent him on his way. I told him "dude you need to warn people about this shit before you leave the bar with them. otherwise you gonna pull this shit with someone that whups your ass over it."

did you offer him one of your handicap stickers?

 

[AAP]

did you offer him one of your handicap stickers?

No, but he could have a gotten a permit for expectant mothers with that protruding monster.