ever met someone so gross you couldn't have sex with them after taking them home?

[AAP]

A couple of times I did it doggy style and got a whiff of shit. Girls must not have wiped good.

Now that's gross.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

A couple of times I did it doggy style and got a whiff of shit. Girls must not have wiped good.

BITEME FFS

(bitemes tighty whiteys have skidmarks on them like zorro slashes from hell)

 

[stilleto]

I'm serious though, I've had a couple bad experiences where I came home and some whore is on my doorstep wanting to know why I haven't returned any of her calls. Well, one was on my doorstep, another just left a guilt note. Either way, its just better if she doesn't know where I live.


News flash girls: If you put out the first night we're not likely to be introducing you to mom anytime soon.

what if your mom puts out and won't introduce you to me?

 

[bw1]

Can't say that has ever happened to me. Thank God.

There's a suprise

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

Most people are gross to me.

LOL.

 

[AAP]

What if you took them home and when you de-socked them their feet made an alligator's look like a Jergens foot model? Would you throw them out or just tell them to put the damn socks back on and don't be swinging those dawgs around your head?

 

[rnch]

Better hope Onerepmaximum isn't lurking.

contrary to popular opinion, onerep's outtie is does not stick out farther than his tool does.

 

[ksharp01]

oh God no....but I'm not one to take someone home the night I meet them
gotta be careful of the cootie factor these days

 

[heatherrae]

On the other hand, I have had someone take me to their home for the first time and it was such a stye that I never wanted to see them again.

 

[swolenole]

It happens.....seems that my buz begins to subside....as does my attraction to said skank........you begin to regret it before it actually happens.....