ever met someone so gross you couldn't have sex with them after taking them home?

[jh1]

Most people are gross to me.

LOL.

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And I ain't laughing either. Most peeps disgust me.



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[rnch]

It happens.....seems that my buz begins to subside....as does my attraction to said skank........you begin to regret it before it actually happens.....

as willie nelson sings "the girls all get prettier at closing time:.

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

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And I ain't laughing either. Most peeps disgust me.



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Glad I'm not the only one who is extremely picky. LOL.

 

[MichaelScott]

a week later u take a piss and burn your house down

 

[Mr. Black]

A couple of times I did it doggy style and got a whiff of shit. Girls must not have wiped good.

Nothing worse than smelling dirty ass. More common to experience it during 69 with you being on the bottom...

 

[swolenole]

as willie nelson sings "the girls all get prettier at closing time:. :LMAO:

When I was in college way back in the day.....alot of us went out to a club called Stars in Shreveport LA (back then the legal drinking age was 18 in Louisiana and 21 in Texas so we used to go to Shreveport to club)...well I eat a fistfull of beans....drink alot get in the zone rolling my ass off....I hook up with chick that seems at the time to be a really hot ass blond in a skintight black mini......well I wake up the next day with her in my dorm room about noon....(ofcourse my room was all the way at the opposite end of the hall from the stairs) so I have to take her all the way by everyone's rooms to get her out of the building....I tried to talk her into climbing down from my second floor window but she started crying.. ....this bitches 80's hair was so hard,scrunched and bleached it was hidious...it looked like she had everything from mustard,spooge and lintballs on that black dress that was skintight with rolls due to her being about a size 18 in a size 6 dress...everyone I knew was partying and hanging out in the hall or with their doors open.....I think I took more verbal abuse taking her that 150 yds down the hall than I ever have in my life....one dude I knew was even waiting to bushwhack me with his poloroid camera walking this chick out....I don't remember if I even hit it......but it really didn't matter anyway....it was probably one of the most embarresing days I ever had in my life.....plus I had to drive her about 40 miles home too......

 

[DannoMight]

back in 02 I was at this bar and was talking to this greek/italian petite hottie. We eneded up going to her cousins apartment 5 minutes from the bar. We were messing around and when she stripped down and I seen her from behind I couldn't belive the amount of black hair growing out of her asscrack. The worst part is I told my buddy who drove to the bar to leave me there cause she was going to take me home in the morning. I had to act like I was to drunk and passed out.

And no I didn't check for dingleberries.

 

[Mr. dB]

BITEME FFS

(bitemes tighty whiteys have skidmarks on them like zorro slashes from hell)

How would you know what skidmarks look like? Unless...

 

[AAP]

Nothing worse than smelling dirty ass. More common to experience it during 69 with you being on the bottom...

If that was the case with me, I would be resembling someone swimming in air trying to escape from that position.

 

[all the whey]

Can't say that has ever happened to me. Thank God.

I figured you would be able to do it know matter how gross they were.