ever met someone so gross you couldn't have sex with them after taking them home?

[stilleto]

My mother has never had or will have sex. I'm a test tube baby

that's amazing cause

























she's REALLY good.

 

[jerkbox]

if it ever happened, i must have drank enough immediately after she left to kill the brain cells that would have remembered the whole thing....

 

[rnch]

did you offer him one of your handicap stickers?

i was wondering how onrep got that handicap sticker on the windshield of his jeep..............

 

[DannoMight]

I was about to get with this girl in the backseat of her car. I was rubbing on her pants and the whole car started smelling like rottencrotch. I was quite buzzed and had to hurry the door open and puke. I'm just glad I didn't actually get her pants off.

 

[AAP]

I once met someone who had breath so bad I would not let him toss my salad for fear he would stink up my ass.

 

[Mr. dB]

that cat is begging for a swift boot in that flat face.

Looks like it's already had the swift boot in the face, repeatedly.