ever met someone so gross you couldn't have sex with them after taking them home?

[heatherrae]

Can't say that has ever happened to me. Thank God.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I try not to take any of the wimmins back to my place, always their place, I don't want them knowing where I live when I don't call them the next day.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Can't say that has ever happened to me. Thank God.

Your welcome.

 

[heatherrae]

I try not to take any of the wimmins back to my place, always their place, I don't want them knowing where I live when I don't call them the next day.

LOL...are their doorframes wide enough to fit your ego through?

 

[puddlemonkey]

LOL...are their doorframes wide enough to fit your ego through?

Sometimes I have to remove the door trim to gain that extra inch.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm serious though, I've had a couple bad experiences where I came home and some whore is on my doorstep wanting to know why I haven't returned any of her calls. Well, one was on my doorstep, another just left a guilt note. Either way, its just better if she doesn't know where I live.


News flash girls: If you put out the first night we're not likely to be introducing you to mom anytime soon.

 

[heatherrae]

Sometimes I have to remove the door trim to gain that extra inch.

That and a little crisco on your temples? ;-)

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yep

once upon a time, i picked up this girl, went back to her very posh apartment and she got naked, started doing her thing etc, and...i just couldnt do it. i was like "youre in a mining town with zero chicks in it and theres one naked right here right now auditioning you to jump into bed and youre gonna regret it jsut do it do it do it fucken stringbean would do it why cant you be like stringbean, your dick is ready to be stringbean! do it do it do it" but she opened her mouth and kept talking until finally, i was like "uuuummmmm im going to go to the car and get a condom, brb" and i was out of there with flaming rubbermarks on the road

saw her a few weeks later in a club, too, i pretended to be a barstool and just stood very still until she went away

if anyone even insinuated that i got wth her id deck them and her just to save face

 

[Longhorn85]

years ago I brought someone back that had a herniated bellybutton that stuck out further than his dick.

Maybe he thought you would want to make use of the extra apendage?

 

[biteme]

A couple of times I did it doggy style and got a whiff of shit. Girls must not have wiped good.