Enough of your crap, a$$holes.

[pendit]

I crap like a chicken when I'm eating high protien...and not little girly dueces either...I'm talking the kind that will peel paint...It seems like I'm prariedogin' 24/7 when my diets right...I like to examine the color also as a rectal indicator of my dehydration level...kinda like a sphinterexam

I wasn't aware that there was a correlation between hydration and color. Do tell, it would be a helpful health indicator for everyone to use. (or at least I'll use it)

In before the lock...poop threads don't last long!

I hope it doesn't get locked, I think blowen has a valid question. Too bad our society doesn't talk about crapping more openly. A lot of people could benefit. Just ask John Wayne and the 35 pounds of impacted feces in his large intestine he was carrying around before he died.

 

[Bruce]

In before the lock...poop threads don't last long!

hell yea poop. yes

 

[George Spellwin]

In before lock.