Enough of your crap, a$$holes.

[Advisor_x]

Nice topic...........I'm saving this link to use it as appetite supressant..........

On the othe hand as soon as my protein intake goes up, shitter time goes up...........

don't see why you want to carry your shit around......LOL (remember is the body waste disposal)........

 

[ryan04]

When I'm bulking I shit at least 2 x a day. Last cycle I was drinking weight gainer shakes that gave my shit the consitancy of pudding. It would take me a half hour and a roll of toilet paper to wipe my ass.

 

[asianlover]

im about 263 and take about 5 shits a day. is there anything to help you knock more out at a time so you can go less? oh and blowen, to answer your question, i think it would be easier just to call you a dumbass.

 

[chefbone]

In before the lock...poop threads don't last long!

 

[HiDnGoD]

Ti skata ina aftoh!

 

[gettinripped]

It just so happens I weigh my crap everyday and keep it in a dookie diary...Ok that is a lie but I am 250lbs and when I uped my meals from 4 a day to 7 to speed my metabolism my dumps went from 2 times a day to sometimes 4. usually with in 2 hours of waking..an hour after my 3rd meal and again after my 5th..then sometimes when i get home from the gym. Its a lot of crap!

A dookie diary, that is absolutely the funniest shit i've heard all day!!

k to you for making me laugh outloud at my laptop @ work!!

 

[fugetaboutit]

It just so happens I weigh my crap everyday and keep it in a dookie diary...
Ok that is a lie but I am 250lbs and when I uped my meals from 4 a day to 7 to speed my metabolism my dumps went from 2 times a day to sometimes 4. usually with in 2 hours of waking..an hour after my 3rd meal and again after my 5th..then sometimes when i get home from the gym. Its a lot of crap!

Dookie diary....LMFAO! I have found that if I consume too much protein I sometimes get constipated. I walk around looking like this..... , but after a couple of ex-lax, I walk around looking more like this....

 

[ViperHMS]

Once the urge to poop hits you, your body has absorbed all the nutrients it can and the feces is just sitting in your large intestine. Hold it too long, and you'll end up re-absorbing too much water from it and get constipated. Even on a diet, I tend to poop every day, when bulking, it's twice a day, and I'm only 5'5", around 185, I can't imagine how much crap some of these 250lb guys are producing. The TP and plunger companies probably love us

I swear the place I was living at about 2 years ago had the smallest pipes in the world. I'd try to flush before mr. turd hit the water hoping it would go down. To my surprise it would not fit!

 

[slat1]

Once... maybe twice a day.
I was told 3 or so is normal.

 

[swolenole]

Once... maybe twice a day.
I was told 3 or so is normal.

I crap like a chicken when I'm eating high protien...and not little girly dueces either...I'm talking the kind that will peel paint...It seems like I'm prariedogin' 24/7 when my diets right...I like to examine the color also as a rectal indicator of my dehydration level...kinda like a sphinterexam