Elite Player's Guide to Getting Laid

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Re: Re: Elite Player's Guide to Getting Laid

getting layed is easy if you realy put your mind to it

this is what used to worked for me

1) clean the place up first then hit the bar late, if going to a nice bar dress your best, jeans & T-shirt hit the sports bar

2) scope the bar first and if no prospects dont even order, check out the next bar, keep doing this until you find what you're looking for and feel her out and see if you got a chance if not move on

3) when you find a receptive chick ask what shes doing after this and tell her that your on the way to a party or some other bs that might be going on, but make it sound fun and that your going cos you promissed your friends you'd meet em there, ask if she wants to go

4) once she agrees you're all in bro, it does'nt matter if she brings a friend cos you can always pick up a wingman later or if they follow in their car thats even better

5) drive close by your place and use your cell or stop and use a pay phone and tell em the party busted up cos a fight broke out or police came or whatever

6) invite her back to your place cos you just live around the corner and you can have a drink and figure out what to do instead

if this does'nt work for you you're not doing it right

You got skillz to pay the billz.

 

[Tagio]

I just like to keep a lot of ice cream with me. I hand it to women indiscriminately. Later I often get laid. I'm not sure if it's the same women though. More later.

 

[BonerBoy]

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BB, you are a genius!

GENIUS, I say!

Thanks bro

another thing to remember is to have enough booze in the house, cos if you have to make a beer run you might run into her old boyfriend and you'll be ass out

its happend to me and it sucks

 

[GlockerNoon]

No kidding. Does this book help?

 

[boscoe wilson]

10"? you are joking right? C'mon man.

 

[Lift Chief]

No. Everyone on Elite here makes $100k + a year, avg height is 6'2, avg, weight is 225, and most are part time fitness models that drive $200,000 cars. You think we need a book on getting laid. I think not.

I'm 6'3" and was about 230 over the summer.

The rest of what you said is to come.

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

Yeah, everyone on Elite is anywhere between 6'1 and 6'6, from 245lbs to 330lbs, can bench anywhere between 265lbs and 445lbs, and has a dick anywhere from 7" to 11" and is always on the juice

These are the same guys that post "Does Brad Pitt juice?" and "What did Arnold use?"

 

[BonerBoy]

BB.....have you ever considered the ethics of this modus operandum?

Haha Tboy, you know ethics dont apply to a win-win situation