Elite Player's Guide to Getting Laid

[breathinbleedout]

Anyone actually bought this e-book?

 

[MFMan]

No. Everyone on Elite here makes $100k + a year, avg height is 6'2, avg, weight is 225, and most are part time fitness models that drive $200,000 cars. You think we need a book on getting laid. I think not.

 

[rjl296]

bullit [bullit]

 

[Apöllo]

Do youself a favor and buy it

 

[Longhorn85]

No. Everyone on Elite here makes $100k + a year, avg height is 6'2, avg, weight is 225, and most are part time fitness models that drive $200,000 cars.

Don't forget the 8" penises.

 

[BonerBoy]

Anyone actually bought this e-book?

getting layed is easy if you realy put your mind to it

this is what used to worked for me

1) clean the place up first then hit the bar late, if going to a nice bar dress your best, jeans & T-shirt hit the sports bar

2) scope the bar first and if no prospects dont even order, check out the next bar, keep doing this until you find what you're looking for and feel her out and see if you got a chance if not move on

3) when you find a receptive chick ask what shes doing after this and tell her that your on the way to a party or some other bs that might be going on, but make it sound fun and that your going cos you promissed your friends you'd meet em there, ask if she wants to go

4) once she agrees you're all in bro, it does'nt matter if she brings a friend cos you can always pick up a wingman later or if they follow in their car thats even better

5) drive close by your place and use your cell or stop and use a pay phone and tell em the party busted up cos a fight broke out or police came or whatever

6) invite her back to your place cos you just live around the corner and you can have a drink and figure out what to do instead

if this does'nt work for you you're not doing it right

 

[Testosterone boy]

BB.....have you ever considered the ethics of this modus operandum?

 

[natedogg03]

tell her to come back to your place and show her why they call you the "tripod".

 

[-SD-]

Don't forget the 8" penises.

Thats 10" penises, get it right bro.

 

[Lumberg]

Re: Re: Elite Player's Guide to Getting Laid

getting layed is easy if you realy put your mind to it

this is what used to worked for me

1) clean the place up first then hit the bar late, if going to a nice bar dress your best, jeans & T-shirt hit the sports bar

2) scope the bar first and if no prospects dont even order, check out the next bar, keep doing this until you find what you're looking for and feel her out and see if you got a chance if not move on

3) when you find a receptive chick ask what shes doing after this and tell her that your on the way to a party or some other bs that might be going on, but make it sound fun and that your going cos you promissed your friends you'd meet em there, ask if she wants to go

4) once she agrees you're all in bro, it does'nt matter if she brings a friend cos you can always pick up a wingman later or if they follow in their car thats even better

5) drive close by your place and use your cell or stop and use a pay phone and tell em the party busted up cos a fight broke out or police came or whatever

6) invite her back to your place cos you just live around the corner and you can have a drink and figure out what to do instead

if this does'nt work for you you're not doing it right

BB, you are a genius!

GENIUS, I say!