Dude tags my ex-lady, now is pissy with me...

[Gambino]

...the lone juicer at my gym tagged my ex-lady recently. I saw them together and i figured it would happen...absolutley no bad feelings on my part, went through a year of suffering and am over it by now. But the dude just can't get over the fact that I hit it before him...we used to talk all the time and spotted each other and shit...now he just walks right by me, never says a word. always looking up at me when I'm lifting, glaring...i just don't get it. He's more ripped than me, makes better loot, drives a better car yet he still playahates me. homeboy is married w/kiddos and just had a kid a few months ago. maybe this figures into to it some how...or maybe that I can lift more than him and he got me beat by 40 lbs easy. strange and i hope he doesn't start some shit over this, entirely to stupid to fight about

 

[jnevin]

Maybe she called your name out while he was hitting it. Then she apologized saying she doesn't know how she got the two of you confused because his cak is so much smaller. Yep. That must be it. Now hit me bitch.

 

[Raptorex]

tell him you have herpes.

 

[UA_Iron]

you'll always get douchebags in the gym man....

I've learned to deal with it, I can outlift a lot of guys with size on me.

It's his problem. I'd just ignore him.

 

[jnevin]

tell him you have herpes.

The truth may be too much for him right now.

 

[Smurfy]

this guy sounds like a complete douchesack

 

[UA_Iron]

this guy sounds like a complete douchesack

smurfy would be a cool relative to have or something.

 

[spongebob]

dont sweat that bino. its just his natural male cockyness, wondering if you were the better lay.

 

[Gambino]

this guy sounds like a complete douchesack

if homeboy posted his pics here all the cack hungry women would be on his jock...muscles don't make you immune to being skanky, which dude is. he has tagged a few chics while his fat-ass wife is at home with his brood

 

[Smurfy]

if homeboy posted his pics here all the cack hungry women would be on his jock...muscles don't make you immune to being skanky, which dude is. he has tagged a few chics while his fat-ass wife is at him with his brood

like I said, he sounds like a douchesack. I for one am not impressed by a muscular physique alone. If youre a douche, youre a douche; despite what your bodyfat% is and the size of your biceps

 

[Gambino]

like I said, he sounds like a douchesack. I for one am not impressed by a muscular physique alone. If youre a douche, youre a douche; despite what your bodyfat% is and the size of your biceps

is lumburgler a big dude? never seen his pic

 

[Smurfy]

smurfy would be a cool relative to have or something.

yeah I could like be your aunt. except you have a sexy voice so that wont work lol

 

[Dial_tone]

She must've said you have a nicer dick than him. I can't imagine being jealous of a guy that used to hit some booty i'm hitting now.....and i'm the jealous type.

 

[UA_Iron]

why do you wear a belt when squatting? maybe thats why he glares at you?

 

[Gambino]

She must've said you have a nicer dick than him. I can't imagine being jealous of a guy that used to hit some booty i'm hitting now.....and i'm the jealous type.

I'm the most humble guy you'll ever meet, my dick ain't nothing to brag about so i don't think that is it...it is a mystery

 

[Smurfy]

is lumburgler a big dude? never seen his pic

5'10 and ~200 lbs

it doesnt matter tho. thats not what makes me want to spend the rest of my life with him.

ok well I AM obsessed somewhat with his nice ass i will admit

 

[chefbone]

...the lone juicer at my gym tagged my ex-lady recently. I saw them together and i figured it would happen...absolutley no bad feelings on my part, went through a year of suffering and am over it by now. But the dude just can't get over the fact that I hit it before him...we used to talk all the time and spotted each other and shit...now he just walks right by me, never says a word. always looking up at me when I'm lifting, glaring...i just don't get it. He's more ripped than me, makes better loot, drives a better car yet he still playahates me. homeboy is married w/kiddos and just had a kid a few months ago. maybe this figures into to it some how...or maybe that I can lift more than him and he got me beat by 40 lbs easy. strange and i hope he doesn't start some shit over this, entirely to stupid to fight about

I got your back!!! Let me at the piece of...

 

[slat1]

Sounds like he has a hardon for you.
Why don't you take care of the situation. Next time he is staring at you put your shit down and walk over and ask him what is up.
I bet he is a total pussy and doesn't say shit.

 

[DJ_UFO]

...the lone juicer at my gym tagged my ex-lady recently. I saw them together and i figured it would happen...absolutley no bad feelings on my part, went through a year of suffering and am over it by now. But the dude just can't get over the fact that I hit it before him...we used to talk all the time and spotted each other and shit...now he just walks right by me, never says a word. always looking up at me when I'm lifting, glaring...i just don't get it. He's more ripped than me, makes better loot, drives a better car yet he still playahates me. homeboy is married w/kiddos and just had a kid a few months ago. maybe this figures into to it some how...or maybe that I can lift more than him and he got me beat by 40 lbs easy. strange and i hope he doesn't start some shit over this, entirely to stupid to fight about

Don't pay attention to him. Maybe she told him "my ex had a bigger wang"

 

[Austin316]

eh if he gets all cross with you, you can always tell his wife

 

[Sub-Zero]

so this asshole cheated on his wife with ur ex?

tell him if he doesnt start spotting u, ull alert the wife

 

[Mavafanculo]

speaking with the experience of a serial-ex, lots of psycho chicks feel the need to poisen the well for their ex in order to get people on their side, by spreading bullshit about how the ex hated this one, or used to make fun of that one etc etc etc.

if she knows you guys know each other, maybe she launced a pre-emptive bullshit strike and told him you used to talk shit about him (so you guys wouldnt ever get together to compare notes about her etc)

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

...the lone juicer at my gym tagged my ex-lady recently. I saw them together and i figured it would happen...absolutley no bad feelings on my part, went through a year of suffering and am over it by now. But the dude just can't get over the fact that I hit it before him...we used to talk all the time and spotted each other and shit...now he just walks right by me, never says a word. always looking up at me when I'm lifting, glaring...i just don't get it. He's more ripped than me, makes better loot, drives a better car yet he still playahates me. homeboy is married w/kiddos and just had a kid a few months ago. maybe this figures into to it some how...or maybe that I can lift more than him and he got me beat by 40 lbs easy. strange and i hope he doesn't start some shit over this, entirely to stupid to fight about

That could be part of it right there....he's wondering how you, such an "inferior" person to him, could've ever tapped what he's now tapping. It's possible your ex said some things (bs) to him too. I doubt it's because you can lift more than him, since he knew this before any girl was in the picture. He sounds like a piece of shit to begin with, cheating on his family. Someone should put a hit out on him. His wife and kids can collect, move on and find a better guy.

 

[Mr. dB]

 

[superqt4u2nv]

ok well I AM obsessed somewhat with his nice ass i will admit

Uterly useless without pics hook a girl up

 

[SoKlueles]

the dude has some inferiority issues
hes married AND messin with ur ex??
wanting his cake and eat it too

 

[big4life]

If you want to really piss him off hook up with his wife.

 

[EnderJE]

it doesnt matter tho. thats not what makes me want to spend the rest of my life with him....

Amazing what a few bucks will do...

 

[Gambino]

If you want to really piss him off hook up with his wife.

wouldn't even want to bor, not at all

 

[wutangnomo]

Some good points previously mentioned:

1) She may have bad mouthed you.
2) He may have an inferiority complex.
3) He may be one of those guys who can't stand the thought of knowing who his "girl" has slept with, let alone seeing that guy all the time. He's probably very insecure.

If I were you I'd just go right up to his face and call him out on it. Then point out how pathetic he is for cheating on his wife and kids. Make sure everyone in the gym hears. lol

 

[H_T_]

kick his ass, Sea Bass..........

 

[hawaii50]

yeah. i'd say he's insecure... or she b.s.'ed alot about you. either way, don't sweat it at all. its not worth worrying about.

 

[chewyxrage]

Throw a brick at his head

 

[wootoom]

there would def be a life taking in the process

 

[Gambino]

there would def be a life taking in the process

I'll proly need some backup, homey is kinda tough.
eventually this will errupt into violence, as much as i don't want it to...i see it in his eyes.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I'll proly need some backup, homey is kinda tough.
eventually this will errupt into violence, as much as i don't want it to...i see it in his eyes.

be ready at all times, and if anything goes down grab a 10 pounder and discuss it into is grill

 

[Gambino]

be ready at all times, and if anything goes down grab a 10 pounder and discuss it into is grill

i doubt it would happen at the gym...dude would totally stomp my ass, i can admit that. I'd have to hit him first in order to have a chance of survival...fucking 27, shouldn't be invovled in such immaturity

 

[jnevin]

I'll proly need some backup, homey is kinda tough.
eventually this will errupt into violence, as much as i don't want it to...i see it in his eyes.

Just tell him you have a bunch of internet friends that will kick his ass if he starts shit. He'll eith er :

a) Laugh and give you a wedgie so deep it will scratch your throat.

or

b) Ok, probably just a.

 

[UA_Iron]

I'll proly need some backup, homey is kinda tough.
eventually this will errupt into violence, as much as i don't want it to...i see it in his eyes.

if it does go all out, no half assed attempts, no punching and moving back at the same time. its balls to the walls violence that wins.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Some good points previously mentioned:

1) She may have bad mouthed you.
2) He may have an inferiority complex.
3) He may be one of those guys who can't stand the thought of knowing who his "girl" has slept with, let alone seeing that guy all the time. He's probably very insecure.

If I were you I'd just go right up to his face and call him out on it. Then point out how pathetic he is for cheating on his wife and kids. Make sure everyone in the gym hears. lol

He's obviously insecure if he needs to fuck everything that moves. And that last point just might open a can of worms; I doubt this guy would know how to deal with such a confrontation without either hurting someone else or killing himself. But then again it's possible he could miraculously change his ways.

 

[tuc biscuit]

learn to fight

 

[Gambino]

learn to fight

already learned

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

already learned

So, even though you can lift more than him and know how to fight, he'd still throw down on you, you say? Is this just because he juices....

 

[Gambino]

So, even though you can lift more than him and know how to fight, he'd still throw down on you, you say? Is this just because he juices....

I am in no way a prize fighter lol
me saying "i know how to fight" = thrown a few drunken punches, kiddie fights, etc...
he out masses me and proly has more fighting experience, ex-hockeyplayer that he is. The fact that I can squat more than him i doubt would equal a victory

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I am in no way a prize fighter lol
me saying "i know how to fight" = thrown a few drunken punches, kiddie fights, etc...
he out masses me and proly has more fighting experience, ex-hockeyplayer that he is. The fact that I can squat more than him i doubt would equal a victory

......shit.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I am in no way a prize fighter lol
me saying "i know how to fight" = thrown a few drunken punches, kiddie fights, etc...
he out masses me and proly has more fighting experience, ex-hockeyplayer that he is. The fact that I can squat more than him i doubt would equal a victory

hocky?

damn bro, your fucked.

now uv gotta ask urself... whats more humiliating?

getting ur ass handed to u by this guy, or throwing a couple thousand nut punches and drop kicks to his knees?

no mercy, its life or death, if he attacks you he WANTS to hurt you, and leave you broken and paralyzed. dont let it happen. dont let him walk again.

throw dirt, pieces of glass, bash him with rocks. start wearing thick rings. its survival..

 

[gotmilk]

entirely to stupid to fight about

Maybe he's je-lus that you are free and he still has his plumper-and-chain to go home to.

I agree with Slatl...walk up and ask him if he has a question for you or if he's counting your reps

 

[tuc biscuit]

already learned

so why would he beat you up? can he fight?

 

[chewyxrage]

I am in no way a prize fighter lol
me saying "i know how to fight" = thrown a few drunken punches, kiddie fights, etc...
he out masses me and proly has more fighting experience, ex-hockeyplayer that he is. The fact that I can squat more than him i doubt would equal a victory

Start taking Judo or something

 

[jack sparrow]

Slat's got it right dude...but if he gets lippy, just put your hand on his shoulder and say "You know...she used to make me act like that when I was with her....glad she's your problem now". Smile, walk away and go about your business.

But if he comes after you...then I would go with Sublimes plan.

 

[gtrcivic]

I'm sure the ex bad mouthed you and probably told him that you used to beat her and push her around...so he's got this image of you pushing/beating up on her..and thinking, tough guy i'll show you , i'm not a woman...

Maybe next time when he stares at you, i'd go up to him and say hey, i used to date her, and have no problem with you dating her or feelings for her anymore..so why the cold stares...

 

[Mammoth2500]

Yea gay situation you have all around here.
I am sure he has issues. If hes married and has kids at home and still needs to go out like a slut then that explains some sort of problem. More than likely he just wants to take all his issues out on you.
You should go as him what he keeps looking at you though. DO it in the gym if you think he won't attack you there. This way you will get a heads up on his motives and be prepared later if need be.

 

[spongebob]

does he have a reach on you?
have you ever fought on the ground, even some wrestling with friends?
whats the hieght difference?

 

[pintoca]

bang your ex again to REALLY piss him off

 

[alien amp pharm]

so why would he beat you up? can he fight?

because Gambino would be too busy trying to play grab-ass during the scuffle.

 

[Gambino]

does he have a reach on you?
have you ever fought on the ground, even some wrestling with friends?
whats the hieght difference?

Wrestled for 5 years. homey got me by 3-5 inches and 30-40 lbs...ex-hockeyplayer who i reckon played AA level hockey. odds aren't too good bor
at least I'm honest about it

 

[CENTURION44]

maybe hes attracted to you...lol

 

[NJjuice22]

Wrestled for 5 years. homey got me by 3-5 inches and 30-40 lbs...ex-hockeyplayer who i reckon played AA level hockey. odds aren't too good bor
at least I'm honest about it

this is true..but you should never admit that shit. alot of things can happen in a street fight....you dont have to stand there and box him, if he is bigger and better with his hands..then you take him to the ground.

 

[Gambino]

maybe hes attracted to you...lol

yeah maybe he wants my sexy ass...i'm googling this dipshits name, maybe i'll find a pic to post

 

[wnt2bBeast]

damn that is raw his wife is having his kid and hes out banging other chics..thats fucked up..

anyway gam i think you hit the nail on te head..dood is just upset that you tagged and abused her holes many times before he did..plus hes prolly thinking how many times you sho your goo in her mouth and hes gotta kiss her

 

[jrlex]

...the lone juicer at my gym tagged my ex-lady recently. I saw them together and i figured it would happen...absolutley no bad feelings on my part, went through a year of suffering and am over it by now. But the dude just can't get over the fact that I hit it before him...we used to talk all the time and spotted each other and shit...now he just walks right by me, never says a word. always looking up at me when I'm lifting, glaring...i just don't get it. He's more ripped than me, makes better loot, drives a better car yet he still playahates me. homeboy is married w/kiddos and just had a kid a few months ago. maybe this figures into to it some how...or maybe that I can lift more than him and he got me beat by 40 lbs easy. strange and i hope he doesn't start some shit over this, entirely to stupid to fight about

What are you in highschool?? I don't mean to come at you like this...but Fucken fogetabout it! Move on with this and stop thinking about it...If he ever get the nuts to go up to you just look him in the eye and say "how old are you?" wait for his awnser..then say grow the fuck up bro"!

 

[manny78]

...the lone juicer at my gym tagged my ex-lady recently. I saw them together and i figured it would happen...absolutley no bad feelings on my part, went through a year of suffering and am over it by now. But the dude just can't get over the fact that I hit it before him...we used to talk all the time and spotted each other and shit...now he just walks right by me, never says a word. always looking up at me when I'm lifting, glaring...i just don't get it. He's more ripped than me, makes better loot, drives a better car yet he still playahates me. homeboy is married w/kiddos and just had a kid a few months ago. maybe this figures into to it some how...or maybe that I can lift more than him and he got me beat by 40 lbs easy. strange and i hope he doesn't start some shit over this, entirely to stupid to fight about

The guy is married and cheating her with your ex-GF ? Call his wife. payback is a bitch.

 

[Gambino]

What are you in highschool?? I don't mean to come at you like this...but Fucken fogetabout it! Move on with this and stop thinking about it...If he ever get the nuts to go up to you just look him in the eye and say "how old are you?" wait for his awnser..then say grow the fuck up bro"!

listen mayn i'll be the first to say this is waaay immature...i only posted this for the sake of convo, this is not an issue that has any major part of my life. i just thought it was an interesting situation that peeps here might want to hear about.

 

[HiDnGoD]

Slat's got it right dude...but if he gets lippy, just put your hand on his shoulder and say "You know...she used to make me act like that when I was with her....glad she's your problem now". Smile, walk away and go about your business.

But if he comes after you...then I would go with Sublimes plan.

This is good advice, but I would start by inviting him out(somewhere crowded) & buy him a beer first.

dood is just upset that you tagged and abused her holes many times before he did..plus hes prolly thinking how many times you sho your goo in her mouth and hes gotta kiss her

Naaah, she probably screamed your name when she was coming or she told him that you were better in the sack. Maybe she just held you up as a better guy & he hates you for it.

 

[jrlex]

listen mayn i'll be the first to say this is waaay immature...i only posted this for the sake of convo, this is not an issue that has any major part of my life. i just thought it was an interesting situation that peeps here might want to hear about.

yeah, my bad for coming at you like that..

 

[spongebob]

Wrestled for 5 years. homey got me by 3-5 inches and 30-40 lbs...ex-hockeyplayer who i reckon played AA level hockey. odds aren't too good bor
at least I'm honest about it

i think you got him.

your definitely not going to standup since he was a hockey player. you probably shouldnt even try standing on the inside.

so take him to the ground. your stronger probably and using shorter angles you might have the advantage. just move constantly on the ground till you can get that really sweet position and choke em out or pound him. use your strength and speed and agility. and throw alot of elbows.

this ofcourse only if he corners you and threatens you for this stupid shit. oh and im not real fighter anyways so think about that.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oh ffs why are you talking about fighting? theres just no need for it.

just walk up to him and say "look, after you and XXX got together, ive noticed that theres a little tension between us. whats up?" . no need for heroism and all that jazz, aince the cause of it all may be that you said something about him to her ages ago and he found out about it, or he is insecure and is deferring his ill feeling towards you, or (most likely) he is upset that you gave your ex herpes, who gave it to him.

let him say what is on his mind, and i doubt therell be a fight.

grow up for goodness sakes, youre sounding like a fookin ignorant american

 

[Gambino]

oh ffs why are you talking about fighting? theres just no need for it.

just walk up to him and say "look, after you and XXX got together, ive noticed that theres a little tension between us. whats up?" . no need for heroism and all that jazz, aince the cause of it all may be that you said something about him to her ages ago and he found out about it, or he is insecure and is deferring his ill feeling towards you, or (most likely) he is upset that you gave your ex herpes, who gave it to him.

let him say what is on his mind, and i doubt therell be a fight.

grow up for goodness sakes, youre sounding like a fookin ignorant american

dude i'm a pacifist at heart...like i said previously, this is not an issue that has a major role in my life, i thought it would be good convo...I am only talking of fighting as a defensive mechanizm against someone who appears to want to harm me.

 

[manny78]

dude i'm a pacifist at heart...like i said previously, this is not an issue that has a major role in my life, i thought it would be good convo...I am only talking of fighting as a defensive mechanizm against someone who appears to want to harm me.

Why fight ? Just carry a Taser or mace. If he's dumb enough to try to harm you over such bullshit then it would be more than justified to use the required force on this moron.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

...the lone juicer at my gym tagged my ex-lady recently. I saw them together and i figured it would happen...absolutley no bad feelings on my part, went through a year of suffering and am over it by now. But the dude just can't get over the fact that I hit it before him...we used to talk all the time and spotted each other and shit...now he just walks right by me, never says a word. always looking up at me when I'm lifting, glaring...i just don't get it. He's more ripped than me, makes better loot, drives a better car yet he still playahates me. homeboy is married w/kiddos and just had a kid a few months ago. maybe this figures into to it some how...or maybe that I can lift more than him and he got me beat by 40 lbs easy. strange and i hope he doesn't start some shit over this, entirely to stupid to fight about

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[Sub-Zero]

i think you got him.

your definitely not going to standup since he was a hockey player. you probably shouldnt even try standing on the inside.

so take him to the ground. your stronger probably and using shorter angles you might have the advantage. just move constantly on the ground till you can get that really sweet position and choke em out or pound him. use your strength and speed and agility. and throw alot of elbows.

this ofcourse only if he corners you and threatens you for this stupid shit. oh and im not real fighter anyways so think about that.

word.

and if you can get him on the ground, if ur on bottom, face him, and kick at him so he cant get so close to u, powerfull kicks to the face and groin.

if ur on top dont bother with mounts and all out punches, get close to him so he cant get good momentum into his punches and focus on headbuts, forarms to his face, bashing his head into the ground as fast and hard as you can over and over- but dont kill him or ull get legal shit, even if its proven self defense

 

[HiDnGoD]

OOOOOOOOokkaaaaaaaaay. I think we're getting a little carried away now.
Send him some flowers & a bus ticket to Rhodesia. Tell him youo're paying for his vacation. While he's gone start tagging your ex, start tagging his old lady & get his kids to love you & call you daddy. Then take his job. Befriend his parents 'til they refer to you as "the son we never really had". Then kil them all!!!
Or, you could say "doood forget the broad, I thought we were bro's!", & disarm the whole issue.

 

[jack sparrow]

The guy is married and cheating her with your ex-GF ? Call his wife. payback is a bitch.

NOW we're cookin' with gas!!!

 

[rnch]

sounds like u were better with what you have than he is..........and she told him so in so many words.

 

[texasbrainsandbeef]

tell him you have herpes.

that is f**king funny right there!