Dream Wrestling Matches

[TheProject]

Eddie Guerro is prolly my favorite hispanic wrestler, however I hated the whole Chyna thing.

Ugh, Eddie Guerrero...can't stand the thought of seeing him on TV again after Latino heat. Gives me shudders.

I was thinking the other day that I still kinda miss seeing the Road Dogg on TV. Yeah, maybe he sucked as a wrestler, but I loved him on the mic.

 

[manny78]

Steve Austin & Scott Steiner

vs.

Bret Hart and Hulk Hogan

 

[the nature boy]

totally cheated to find this info, but it'll blow your mind. Not only is the nature boy the greatest of all time, he knows how to use the unlimited power of the internet to find anything!!!! (well most things)

The Outlaw Ron Bass in the WWF he called it the Texas Gourdbuster

Col. DeBeers in the AWA, he called it the Front Face Piledriver


Here's one, name every character Barry Darsow was. Including his last one, which was very similar to a deceased sports figure. heh heh

 

[the nature boy]

I was thinking the other day that I still kinda miss seeing the Road Dogg on TV. Yeah, maybe he sucked as a wrestler, but I loved him on the mic.

[/B]OH! You didn't know???????? Yo ass betta call somebody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Big Brother Val]

totally cheated to find this info, but it'll blow your mind. Not only is the nature boy the greatest of all time, he knows how to use the unlimited power of the internet to find anything!!!! (well most things)

The Outlaw Ron Bass in the WWF he called it the Texas Gourdbuster

Col. DeBeers in the AWA, he called it the Front Face Piledriver


Here's one, name every character Barry Darsow was. Including his last one, which was very similar to a deceased sports figure. heh heh

First: The ones I know off the top of my head:

Demolition Smash
Repo Man
"Big" Barry Darsow

The ones the internet provided for me:


Krusher Krushchev
Crusher Darsow
Man Mountain Darsow
Blacktop Bully


I actually didn't know he was Smash until a couple weeks ago... that one still blows my mind.

His last gimmick, doing the whole golf thing in the ring was pathetic. Of course, so was the man.

Here's one: Who was Big Bully Busick's manager?

Remember Bully? And his little derby cap he wore, like the big bulldog on Bugs Bunny cartoons. He'd have a cigar (unlit of course), and do that lame ass finisher? Where a guy would be sitting and he'd like step over the guys shoulder, so his foot was between the guys legs, then reach down, grab the guys legs below the knees, and pull up on them?

Am I the only one who remembers that?

 

[AAP]

Terry Taylor used the flying forearm as a finishing move. He called it .... The Five Arm. (what the fuck he meant, I don't know)

Raging Bull Manny Fernandez did the same.

I liked La Parka. Especially when he would do that little strut that ended with him shaking his knees back and forth. Or when he would whack someone with that chair after the match, knock them out of the ring, look around, zip tuck that chair under his arm, snap his head to the right and march off.

Worse Hispanic wrestler was Hector Guerrero. Remember that fucked up little body splash he would do. Jump over a fallen opponent, run into the ropes, come back and do a empty air drop kick, but would twist so he would land on the man. Fucking stupid.

And there wasn't a damn thing silver on Silver King.

But the one that I would love to kick his ass was .... El Dandy. Remember that time in WCW that Bret Hart was forced to defend his belt and he picked El dandy?

Super calo was the one with painted on sunglasses on his mask. The Pumpkin headed one was Damien.

Another fucking loser was Hector Garza, whose entire arsenal consisted of that little corkscrew off the top rope where everyone had to gather around and hold shoulders to break up his lame ass fall.

 

[AAP]

That move you described, it actually hurts. I saw someone using it and it was called the Cow Clutch.

 

[TheProject]

OH! You didn't know???????? Yo ass betta call somebody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking that as I typed my post! I've got the New Age Outlaws theme on my PC at home, and I'll play it just to hear that intro.

I have a buddy that's a wrestling fan too, and one of us will say the first part of that line, and the 2nd one will finish it.

 

[the nature boy]

Harvey Wippleman was the bully's manager. What was the name of his stable, and who else was in it?

Here's a great site for wrestlers real names: http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/park/8749/wwfrealnames.htm

 

[the nature boy]

I was thinking that as I typed my post! I've got the New Age Outlaws theme on my PC at home, and I'll play it just to hear that intro.

I have a buddy that's a wrestling fan too, and one of us will say the first part of that line, and the 2nd one will finish it.

Bro, we still do that too. Hell we were yelling that last night at the bar.