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Dream Wrestling Matches

Big Brother Val said:


"Somebody call my mama...."


I'm about to whoop somebody!!!

I'm the 3 time world karate champion chump!!!

He also had some line about if he lost he'd never come back to that town again or some shit.

there was a time when the WCW was still kinda cool where the Cat would come out and issue an open challenge to "anyone in the back". And every time, no fail, it would be Scott "Flash" Norton. And he'd beat the shit out of poor Cat.

What ever happened to Scott Norton. He just looked plain mean.
 
The Nature Boy said:



I'm about to whoop somebody!!!

I'm the 3 time world karate champion chump!!!

He also had some line about if he lost he'd never come back to that town again or some shit.

there was a time when the WCW was still kinda cool where the Cat would come out and issue an open challenge to "anyone in the back". And every time, no fail, it would be Scott "Flash" Norton. And he'd beat the shit out of poor Cat.

What ever happened to Scott Norton. He just looked plain mean.

Norton was released from the WCW when his contract expired years ago. They would have kept him, but he wouldn't take a pay cut.

He now wrestles in Japan, and I believe he's a champion of some sort over there.

For a really big man, his arms were sure tiny, weren't they?
 
Scott Norton trained at World Gym in Alpharetta. He would walk around the gym just like he would do on tv, with that tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth. He was strong only in the bench press. I never saw him work his legs, but he would train the hell out of forearms.

Robbie "Rage" worked out there too and he was pretty big, bowlegged as a motherfucker, he had those nasty meaningless tatttoos on him.

Glacier - the biggest gimmick loser in WCW - worked out there as well. He was nothing but all mouth. I think perhaps he had part ownership in the gym or something because I would always see him doing construction and maintenance in it. Or he just needed a job.

Ok, to talk about something really shocking that I once saw. About 4 years ago, I went to the Main Event on Buford highway before it was sold and became Ropemans Fitness. Larry Zybskco and Kevin Sullivan was in there working out. Now we have all seen Larry and Kevin on tv and such and we know their physiques is not all that. Ok, I am watching (this was a couple of years after Larry stopped wrestling after his Dangerous Alliance stint. He was doing commentary work on Sat.NightWCW) anyhow, I watch Kevin get under the bench press (and Kevin is a short ass mofo in real life) and he repped 405 ten times. I was shocked. Then I though, he is quite stocky and he has those short arms and barrel chest, so anyway.... Kevin puts the weight up to 455lbs and LARRY gets under and does 8 reps. My jaw hit the floor. I never thought he was that strong. He had no spot reps either. Kevin was sitting down catching his breath. I was like HOLY FUCK.

One thing though, is that up close, Larry is a fugly mofo. His face is pock marked and his skin tone is horrible, like people you see that lay out in the sun in Florida all their lives. Like it is made out of leather. I do believe in the wonders of tv make up now.
 
And Ernest "the cat" Miller stole his entire smack talking, jive shaking routine from non other than......

THUNDERBOLT PATTERSON!!!!!
 
Big Brother Val said:


Norton was released from the WCW when his contract expired years ago. They would have kept him, but he wouldn't take a pay cut.

He now wrestles in Japan, and I believe he's a champion of some sort over there.

For a really big man, his arms were sure tiny, weren't they?

they were almost freakishly tiny. Imagine having his tiny arms with the short arms of Rhyno. Talk about baby arms!!!
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
And Ernest "the cat" Miller stole his entire smack talking, jive shaking routine from non other than......

THUNDERBOLT PATTERSON!!!!!

Never really got to watch Thunderbolt patterson (sounds like I should have), but who was his one time famous tag team partner?
 
I love how Larry Zybisco appointed himself the living legend. Yeah right. And then at the start of each program he's do his tip of the cap routine to the crowd.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I love how Larry Zybisco appointed himself the living legend. Yeah right. And then at the start of each program he's do his tip of the cap routine to the crowd.
Zybesco is really pissed about McMahon using that reference Mon. night on Raw.
 
The Nature Boy said:


Never really got to watch Thunderbolt patterson (sounds like I should have), but who was his one time famous tag team partner?

Mr Wrestling II, Tony Atlas are the only ones I can recall.

"I mean, when I get fin-nashed wid you Olay Annerson, I mean, boy, when I git that whupping put on yo, I mean, it is gonna be all about getting a quarter fo you. Cause Olay Annerson, you gonna need ta calllllll somebody. You betta calllllll somebody Ole Annerson, cause ain't noboby else gonnna care about you....

(I can't duplicate his facial expresssions, but they were similiar to the Boogie Woogie Mans when he had to rely on that chalk board to write his messages out.)
 
Dream matches!

I would open the event with a tag team match:

the Quebecers (when they were tag champs)
VS
the new age outlaws (when they were bad guys)
That's only the first match. Not a big match because if your first match is too kind of big, the other matches kind of lose their importance.

hell in the cell match:

the undertaker (from wrestlemania 15)
VS
Lex lugger (who will get killed at the end of the match just like the bossman)

tables, ladders and chairs tag team match:
the rockers and the hardy boys

Steve Austin (the champion)
VS
Goldberg

Who is the weirdest guy match:

Goldust ( Vince finally allowed him to have breast implants)
VS
Damian Damiento

a classic IC championship

Chris Jericho (as the IC champ)
VS
Ric Flair (in his prime)

Andre the giant /w bobby heenan
VS
the ultimate warrior

Tag team match

the brithish bulldogs
VS
Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit

Here's my main event, the match we all have dreamed to see. The macth that never occured because Hogan really feared him.

Main EVENT:

The greatest legend of all time match
Hulk Hogan
VS
the best there is, there was and ever will be,
the exellence of execution
the Hitman
Bret Hart

end of the show
 
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