Dream Wrestling Matches

[Milhouse]

HHH would have made a GREAT Horsemen. I think when Benoit gets back, Flair should bring out The New Horsemen. Benoit, HHH, who could be the other two?

I was thinking something simialr the other day only it was more of a Hart Foundation type faction with all the canadians;
Edge, Christian, Lance Storm(who is very underused and underrated),Trish and Benoit.I omitted test on purpose I have no use for him.

But the thing that would happen is one of them would defect to a four horseman/Dx type faction and that would be benoit while Angle could turn his back on the American people(always a good plot with an American hero) and join the Canadian faction denouncing his American citizenship(Fans would eat that shit up).

Where Saint on this he always comes up with good stuff.

 

[the nature boy]

Am I the only one who thinks Benoit has all the personality of a doorknob? He may be a great wrestler, but he bores the hell out of me when he talks.

that's true. but I love when he blows snot over a downed opponent.

 

[AAP]

The fake Sting was that guy that wrestled as Cobra for a while. You know he rappled down from the roofs long before the real Sting did. He is still a HUGE hit over in Japan. I actually think his physique was much better than the real Sting. He had a great uppoer body.

My dream matches:

Vince Mc vs Bruiser Brody (for the massacre value)

Randy Savage vs. Spike Dudley (again pure massacre)

New Breed vs. Hardy's (future shock match)

The Original Shiek and Sabu vs. Shane and Stephanie McMahon

Chris Beniot vs The World (that way it would be a fair match. Remember how he systematically beat and destroyed EVERY wrestler in Kevin Sullivans Dungeon of Doom and in Ravens Flock?)

Hogan vs. Angle

Road Warriors (in their prime) Vs. Nash and Hall

Rocky King vs. Slick




The other two guys who would make great horsemen would be (assuming Hardcore Holly had the enforcers role) Chris Benoit and Lance Storm.

 

[Milhouse]

How about.....

SD Jones Versus the Brooklyn Brawler
Gillberg versus Goldberg


hey did any you guys read that story about Randy Savage challenging Hulk Hogan to a charity match?

 

[big4rt]

The "Missing Link" vs. George "The Animal" Steele

"The Rock" vs. "Rocky" Johnson

 

[gymtime]

The Mulkeys vs Kientai

Rocky King vs Mike Sharp - Inter-promotional Jobber match

Sam Houston vs Spike Dudley - Winner faces Kendal Windham for shot at free anorexia therapy

Pez Whatley vs Koko B Ware - Battle of Short Stubby Black Dudes

Hulk Hogan vs Kevin Nash - No More than Three Moves Allowed Match

Bret Hart vs Dean Malenko vs Chris Benoit - Winner gets a personality, including free bowl of mic skills

80s Jimmy Garvin vs 80s Rick Rude - Biggest Hair Match

Playboy Buddy Rose vs Yokozuna - Two Rings For Obvious Reasons Match

 

[the nature boy]

The Mulkeys vs Kientai

Rocky King vs Mike Sharp - Inter-promotional Jobber match

Playboy Buddy Rose vs Yokozuna - Two Rings For Obvious Reasons Match

LOL!!! Throw in Barry Horowitz for a triple threat match!

 

[AAP]

Savannah Jack vs. Virgil

Freebirds vs. Four Horsemen

Luger vs. His Ego

Big Show vs. El Gigante Battle of the Goofs

Vampiro vs. Gangrel

Insane Clown Posse vs. Dark Carnival

Ahmed Johnson vs. Farooq in a gyno match

 

[Big Brother Val]

do you know who I'm talking about when I say Public Enemy? Not the rap group but the most annoying dudes since ROMAGOLD.
tThey would come in the ring waiving their hands in the air and always had a table with them. Losers

And if you never saw El Gigante, you're lucky. He was like literally 7 feet tall, so in wrestling that means he was 8 feet tall, and he couldn't speak engilsh. he sucked.

Oh come now, Nature Boy... give me SOME credit here. I know who you're talking about... wore football/hockey jerzey lookin' shirts, always brought a table to the ring... Fat Fuck and Rocko' Rock I believe were their names. They couldn't make running the ropes look believable.

Do I know who you're talking about.

Thanks for the faith in me.


And yes... El Gigante sucked some major horse cock. He wore that lame ass, muscle painted, full body spandex outfit, with FUCKING FUR ON THE SHOULDERS, AND AROUND HIS GROIN/ASS AREA! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?

 

[The Shadow]

Hart & Angle in a tap match

Benoit and Angle in a tap match

HHH vs goldberg