Dream Wrestling Matches

[TheProject]

Bro, we still do that too. Hell we were yelling that last night at the bar.

Glad I'm not the only one. Course, we don't usually do stuff like that in public just because of the strange looks we'd get.

 

[the nature boy]

Glad I'm not the only one. Course, we don't usually do stuff like that in public just because of the strange looks we'd get.

ah I don't care about that anymore. I also guess that's why I havent gotten laid in two months too

 

[Kryp2o]

Five man anything goes falls count anywhere match:

Goldberg vs. Austin vs. Steiner vs. Triple HHH vs. The Rock.

 

[the nature boy]

Harvey Wippleman was the bully's manager. What was the name of his stable, and who else was in it?

Here's a great site for wrestlers real names: http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/park/8749/wwfrealnames.htm

bump for Val.

 

[Big Brother Val]

I know it was Harvey's Angels... I remember that. And I know it was just a bunch of half wit losers.

I'd go look it up on the internet... but then I wouldn't be true.

And, unlike the Nature Boy... I'm not a loser.

And Anal Assplorer

EL DANDY fucking ROCKED!!!


How he had those cute little stars on his tights? With a really fucked up Hasselhoff haircut?

At least when he wrestled, you felt sorry for the guy, and may give him a sympathy cheer.

With Konan, he combined being a "gangsta", with the gangsta talk, rap videos, pants down to his knees, slow motion wrestling, gorilla-like head and body hair, a pathetic finishing move, and being fat.

I don't think anyone will ever be worse.

How you could you ever hate this guy:

 

[AAP]

El Dandy = Hispanic Tommy Rich.

 

[the nature boy]

I know it was Harvey's Angels... I remember that. And I know it was just a bunch of half wit losers.

I'd go look it up on the internet... but then I wouldn't be true.

And, unlike the Nature Boy... I'm not a loser.

And Anal Assplorer

EL DANDY fucking ROCKED!!!


How he had those cute little stars on his tights? With a really fucked up Hasselhoff haircut?

At least when he wrestled, you felt sorry for the guy, and may give him a sympathy cheer.

With Konan, he combined being a "gangsta", with the gangsta talk, rap videos, pants down to his knees, slow motion wrestling, gorilla-like head and body hair, a pathetic finishing move, and being fat.

I don't think anyone will ever be worse.

How you could you ever hate this guy:

Ok ok, I'm tappin' out, quit busting my chops Val!!!!

Get this, I found out what El Dandy means in english...... The Dandy!!!!

As for Konan, I kinda liked him when he first came out because he'd beat the shit out of Luchadors. But man did he love to talk on the mic, and HE SUCKED!!! HOLA LE!!!! ARRIBA LA RAZA!!!! Fuck he bothered the hell out of me. For some reason someone told me that he was a real submission wrestler. Surprisingly when he was doing guest announcing on WCW, he was very knowledgeable on wrestling history. But he still sucked.

P.S. My favorite black wrestler (besides Rocky King, SD Jones and Hacksaw Butch Reed) has gotta be The Cat Earnest Miller. His wrestling skills were lacking because he had a martial arts background, but his mic skills ROCKED!! He would always single out the imaginary fat kid in the audience and ROLL on him. I think I know of a site that has some clips of him sure enough to make you laugh.

 

[TheProject]

P.S. My favorite black wrestler (besides Rocky King, SD Jones and Hacksaw Butch Reed) has gotta be The Cat Earnest Miller. His wrestling skills were lacking because he had a martial arts background, but his mic skills ROCKED!! He would always single out the imaginary fat kid in the audience and ROLL on him. I think I know of a site that has some clips of him sure enough to make you laugh.

Where is The Cat these days?

 

[Big Brother Val]

I dug "The Cat"... when he would do his James Brown dancing... he really was great on the mic. Remember when James Brown actually danced with him?

That rocked.

He would have been better if he just would have wrestled, rather than being a karate guy. Karate guys and wrestling just don't mixed... they can't make it look "real" enough.

Other than that, he was great.

"Somebody call my mama...."

 

[Big Brother Val]

Where is The Cat these days?

I think he was picked up like a lot of the WCW guys were, and then released. I don't know if he's currently wrestling in the Indy scene or not.

They should have used him to fill The King's spot on Raw and Smackdown... he would have done a shitload better than Tazz.