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[bblazer]

Low Fat pop tarts?

You know what you have to do...Michelob. Not light either.
You also can't shave for a minimum of 1 month and must listen to a complete Slayer album.

Had you eaten double the pop tarts it might have counter acted the "light" and CAN BE acceptable if they are someone else's pop tarts. But if you bought the light versions...

I think he's gay too.

B-

 

[ExtraMile]

I think he's gay too.

B-

especially when you here him talking about how using straps for deads is an OK thing to do

 

[b fold the truth]

I think he's gay too.

B-

Gay as in sexual preference doesn't bother me at all. I'll just insult him by calling him Hetro...

But Gay as in wears padded straps while using the Smith Machine Gay...is unacceptable.

 

[SouthernLord]

lol

Wtf is it bust on me day?

I only wear padded straps when I curl on the smith machine.



My legs are still sore from monday and I feel like I'm dying. First time I've been sick in over a year and I'm miserable. Kinda bummed I missed today's workout. One set back after the other.

Bblazer will you come down here and take my temperature with this anal thermometer?

 

[JDid23]

lol

Wtf is it bust on me day?

I only wear padded straps when I curl on the smith machine.



My legs are still sore from monday and I feel like I'm dying. First time I've been sick in over a year and I'm miserable. Kinda bummed I missed today's workout. One set back after the other.

Bblazer will you come down here and take my temperature with this anal thermometer?

you'd like that wouldn't you?

hope you feel better.

 

[bblazer]

lol

Wtf is it bust on me day?

I only wear padded straps when I curl on the smith machine.



My legs are still sore from monday and I feel like I'm dying. First time I've been sick in over a year and I'm miserable. Kinda bummed I missed today's workout. One set back after the other.

Bblazer will you come down here and take my temperature with this anal thermometer?

Yes.

As long as we don't make eye contact. I'll use blue lotion to help ease it in.

B-

 

[SouthernLord]

Yes.

As long as we don't make eye contact. I'll use blue lotion to help ease it in.

B-

I would prefer you use Jacks Hot Pink

 

[ExtraMile]

lol

Wtf is it bust on me day?

I only wear padded straps when I curl on the smith machine.



My legs are still sore from monday and I feel like I'm dying. First time I've been sick in over a year and I'm miserable. Kinda bummed I missed today's workout. One set back after the other.

Bblazer will you come down here and take my temperature with this anal thermometer?

I dont know about padded straps but you should start wearing a helmet when your doing smith machine powercleans like I do

 

[b fold the truth]

lol

Wtf is it bust on me day?

I only wear padded straps when I curl on the smith machine.

Bblazer will you come down here and take my temperature with this anal thermometer?

1) Do you use the puss pad when you curl on the smith machine wearing straps?

2) I understand sick and tired. Just get well and make a plan for when you are back.

3) Every time I go to the gastroenterologist I can't believe that I'm actually saying "thanks" and pay him $$$ to do what he does. I guess it's better than him saying thanks and paying me though...

 

[SouthernLord]

1) Of course I do. Are you stupid?

2) Seriously, the stuff you've endured makes my problems pale in comparison.

3) I went to a gastro once to have a lower gi scope. I flirted pretty hard with the hottie front desk girl even though I was super nervous. She seemed to be into me though.

I was horrified when I dropped my pants for the doctor and she walked in. He introduced her as his assistant. She guided the fiber optic camera up my ass. That was probably one of the most humiliating moments of my life.