1) Of course I do. Are you stupid?
2) Seriously, the stuff you've endured makes my problems pale in comparison.
3) I went to a gastro once to have a lower gi scope. I flirted pretty hard with the hottie front desk girl even though I was super nervous. She seemed to be into me though.
I was horrified when I dropped my pants for the doctor and she walked in. He introduced her as his assistant. She guided the fiber optic camera up my ass. That was probably one of the most humiliating moments of my life.