BJ despair...

[Buddy_Christ]

i've experienced the full range of horrible to awesome BJs.

the worst was a chick that scraped teeth every single damn time. at least 6 times during a BJ i'd have to tell her to watch the teeth. every time she'd stop to say "sorry" i'd push her head back down and say, "don't stop, just watch the teeth." i guess i wasn't very nice to her, but she was psycho anyway. you can even ask my gf about her. they got to know each other a little bit before me and my gf got together.

one of the best BJs i've ever gotten, the girl spent the entire time staring into my eyes. something that simple can easily make a BJ a lot better, although the BJ was unbelievable to begin with.

the best thing for a chick to do is to keep her hands on it. some chicks can't handle going too deep. now if she's just taking in the first inch or two, that's not nearly enough. chick has to be taking 1/2 or more. if she works with her hands at the same time, however, that makes for an excellent BJ.

i'll guide my gf sometimes to make the whole thing better for me and i expect the same from her when i'm performing.

I was just thinking....out of all the girls I've fooled around with, not one of them gave a really good blowjob.

have you ever gotten a BJ from a fat chick? i've done a few that were on the heavier side (not rolls and rolls of fat, but a bit bigger than a "thick chick.") fat chicks seem to pretty good in the BJ department. you gotta figure it this way...a fattie has worked pretty hard shoving things into her mouth to tack on the weight, so they're experienced in that area, thus making their BJ performances better. i've had friends agree with me on this.

 

[Robert Jan]

It sorta fluctuates. Sometimes my gf really gets into it and then it´s real good other times it´s just good. Don´t really have anything to compare to though

 

[RottenWillow]

A lot of girls dislike doing it, hence their lack of enthusiasm. It's like a chore. That's always mistified me. If it's clean and smells OK, what's the problem? Personally if I'm in the mood for it then I enjoy it for my own sake, not just to try to get him off.

 

[Debaser]

have you ever gotten a BJ from a fat chick? i've done a few that were on the heavier side (not rolls and rolls of fat, but a bit bigger than a "thick chick.") fat chicks seem to pretty good in the BJ department. you gotta figure it this way...a fattie has worked pretty hard shoving things into her mouth to tack on the weight, so they're experienced in that area, thus making their BJ performances better. i've had friends agree with me on this.

Yes, I have...unfortunately she wasn't any good either. I'm sure a lot of fat chicks are good at it, but since I'm such a picky mother fucker (it was the fat girl's b-day and she really wanted to blow me...lol I wish more girls wanted that as their present), I wouldn't allow the situation to occur most likely, since I would have to be attracted to let it get that far.

I agree that most girls seem to think they're great at it.

 

[onebigab]

have you ever gotten a BJ from a fat chick? i've done a few that were on the heavier side (not rolls and rolls of fat, but a bit bigger than a "thick chick.") fat chicks seem to pretty good in the BJ department. you gotta figure it this way...a fattie has worked pretty hard shoving things into her mouth to tack on the weight, so they're experienced in that area, thus making their BJ performances better. i've had friends agree with me on this.[/QUOTE]





Exactly. It's because they are always hungry.

 

[chewyxrage]

I have the opposite experience. my fuck buddy is scared that she sucks so she rarely does it. pisses me off. she isn't particularly good when she does give head, but I would rather get average head, then no head.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Exactly. It's because they are always hungry.

the other thing with most fat chicks is that they want to impress you so you'll fuck them again. reason being is they don't know when they're going to get some again, so they try to make you want to stick around.

 

[chewyxrage]

the other thing with most fat chicks is that they want to impress you so you'll fuck them again. reason being is they don't know when they're going to get some again, so they try to make you want to stick around.

yeah. when I was younger in highschool I dated a "thicker" chick and it was pretty sweet. blowjobs every day, before school, after school etc.

that was the life. i had no use for masturbation at that point.

 

[Dial_tone]

the other thing with most fat chicks is that they want to impress you so you'll fuck them again. reason being is they don't know when they're going to get some again, so they try to make you want to stick around.

Being a fat guy, I have the same attitude. LOL

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Being a fat guy, I have the same attitude. LOL