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I was just thinking....out of all the girls I've fooled around with, not one of them gave a really good blowjob. They either wouldn't do it, weren't enthusiastic about it, or were just plain bad. It's not really fair either, considering I'm quite skilled at the art of cunnilingus. They've run the gamut from painfully bad, to mediocre. I'm sure part of it is being 22 years old, and have only gotten with one or two older women, but seriously--anyone else have luck this bad?
 
I've only been with a handful of girls who could give good head.
 
Me too, although they all think they can. But the hard part is no doubt that everyone likes different things, so what worked with her ex bf doesnt jive with you.

More true of girls
 
Maybe you watch too much porn...:lmao:

I found one that sucks like a hoover vacuum cleaner....I married her. Couldn't let her get away. It's been 17 years and her motor hasn't needed replacing or anything.:D

They are out there but takes a lot of trial and error. Get one that doesn't have much experience and teach her how.:)
 
HumorMe said:
Maybe you watch too much porn...:lmao:

I found one that sucks like a hoover vacuum cleaner....I married her. Couldn't let her get away. It's been 17 years and her motor hasn't needed replacing or anything.:D

They are out there but takes a lot of trial and error. Get one that doesn't have much experience and teach her how.:)
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LOL

Knew a girl like that once. When she went down it was like OMG WTF. The girl could suck golf balls through a straw
 
JerseyArt said:
Me too, although they all think they can.
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That is the funny part...most women think they can give good head, but in reality only about 10% can.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
That is the funny part...most women think they can give good head, but in reality only about 10% can.
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But only a few are really bad, where they actually hurt you
 
my girl ask me the other nite on a scale of 1 to 10 how good she was at givin head, i told her about an 8, i didnt want her to git the big head, but she is realy about a 12, good lord this woman knows how to suck a cock. i think im goin to make a phone call now.
 
Devastation said:
dakotah = a 20 on 1 to 10. i've been blessed
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Ok, on a 1-10 scale, a girl who gives unbelievable head and can make you cum in 60 seconds flat consitently is a 9.5.... you can't assign anything higher than 10, or you are just trying to earn brownie points with your girl, and a perfect 10 can't be given, because you have to assume that someonewhere out fo the 3+ billion women in the world, one MIGHT be able to give better head. So sh gets a 9.5.
 
Whats the difference between a good blowjob and a great blowjob?

After a great blowjob you have pull the sheets out of your asshole.
 
BBF

Check out his avatar. She gets whatever she wants:)
 
JerseyArt said:
BBF

Check out his avatar. She gets whatever she wants:)
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Good point... I forgot that was actaully his girl in the pic..... :p
 
Debaser said:
I was just thinking....out of all the girls I've fooled around with, not one of them gave a really good blowjob. They either wouldn't do it, weren't enthusiastic about it, or were just plain bad. It's not really fair either, considering I'm quite skilled at the art of cunnilingus. They've run the gamut from painfully bad, to mediocre. I'm sure part of it is being 22 years old, and have only gotten with one or two older women, but seriously--anyone else have luck this bad?
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I have not had the misfortune

but reading this makes me feel you pain :artist:


all my girls have to take it jewls to mouth, none of the head only shite
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Ok, on a 1-10 scale, a girl who gives unbelievable head and can make you cum in 60 seconds flat consitently is a 9.5.... you can't assign anything higher than 10, or you are just trying to earn brownie points with your girl, and a perfect 10 can't be given, because you have to assume that someonewhere out fo the 3+ billion women in the world, one MIGHT be able to give better head. So sh gets a 9.5.
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she's the only one to ever make me cum with head so she gets a 20. end of story
 
Devastation said:
she's the only one to ever make me cum with head so she gets a 20. end of story
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I'm in the same boat orb...its almost impossible for me to cum from getting head.
 
so this girl I am kind-of-maybe seeing....on wednesday night it was our first time performing oral sex on each other. I am experienced in such things from previous relationships but this was her first time.

I must say I was proud of her, she gave better head than I have gotten before - told her I was going to cum and most of it went in her mouth which she swallowed shortly after. The look on her face hahahah, but it was a good experience.
 
I have the answer to your problems!

Get a THAI girlfriend.

They can suck a baseball bat through a garden hose. No shite! Ok, so maybe they won't do that, but they definitely know how to suck cock.
 
I've had one who had some magical dick pleasing force within her hand and mouth. She didn't appear to do anything differentlly, but she possessed some magic touch that was unparalleled. She turned out to be rather skanky, but still, that's how it goes.
 
i've experienced the full range of horrible to awesome BJs.

the worst was a chick that scraped teeth every single damn time. at least 6 times during a BJ i'd have to tell her to watch the teeth. every time she'd stop to say "sorry" i'd push her head back down and say, "don't stop, just watch the teeth." i guess i wasn't very nice to her, but she was psycho anyway. you can even ask my gf about her. they got to know each other a little bit before me and my gf got together.

one of the best BJs i've ever gotten, the girl spent the entire time staring into my eyes. something that simple can easily make a BJ a lot better, although the BJ was unbelievable to begin with.

the best thing for a chick to do is to keep her hands on it. some chicks can't handle going too deep. now if she's just taking in the first inch or two, that's not nearly enough. chick has to be taking 1/2 or more. if she works with her hands at the same time, however, that makes for an excellent BJ.

i'll guide my gf sometimes to make the whole thing better for me and i expect the same from her when i'm performing.


Debaser said:
I was just thinking....out of all the girls I've fooled around with, not one of them gave a really good blowjob.
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have you ever gotten a BJ from a fat chick? i've done a few that were on the heavier side (not rolls and rolls of fat, but a bit bigger than a "thick chick.") fat chicks seem to pretty good in the BJ department. you gotta figure it this way...a fattie has worked pretty hard shoving things into her mouth to tack on the weight, so they're experienced in that area, thus making their BJ performances better. i've had friends agree with me on this.
 
It sorta fluctuates. Sometimes my gf really gets into it and then it´s real good other times it´s just good. Don´t really have anything to compare to though
 
A lot of girls dislike doing it, hence their lack of enthusiasm. It's like a chore. That's always mistified me. If it's clean and smells OK, what's the problem? Personally if I'm in the mood for it then I enjoy it for my own sake, not just to try to get him off.
 
crak600 said:
have you ever gotten a BJ from a fat chick? i've done a few that were on the heavier side (not rolls and rolls of fat, but a bit bigger than a "thick chick.") fat chicks seem to pretty good in the BJ department. you gotta figure it this way...a fattie has worked pretty hard shoving things into her mouth to tack on the weight, so they're experienced in that area, thus making their BJ performances better. i've had friends agree with me on this.
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Yes, I have...unfortunately she wasn't any good either. I'm sure a lot of fat chicks are good at it, but since I'm such a picky mother fucker (it was the fat girl's b-day and she really wanted to blow me...lol I wish more girls wanted that as their present), I wouldn't allow the situation to occur most likely, since I would have to be attracted to let it get that far.

I agree that most girls seem to think they're great at it.
 
have you ever gotten a BJ from a fat chick? i've done a few that were on the heavier side (not rolls and rolls of fat, but a bit bigger than a "thick chick.") fat chicks seem to pretty good in the BJ department. you gotta figure it this way...a fattie has worked pretty hard shoving things into her mouth to tack on the weight, so they're experienced in that area, thus making their BJ performances better. i've had friends agree with me on this.[/QUOTE]





Exactly. It's because they are always hungry. ;)
 
I have the opposite experience. my fuck buddy is scared that she sucks so she rarely does it. pisses me off. she isn't particularly good when she does give head, but I would rather get average head, then no head.
 
onebigab said:
Exactly. It's because they are always hungry. ;)
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the other thing with most fat chicks is that they want to impress you so you'll fuck them again. reason being is they don't know when they're going to get some again, so they try to make you want to stick around.
 
crak600 said:
the other thing with most fat chicks is that they want to impress you so you'll fuck them again. reason being is they don't know when they're going to get some again, so they try to make you want to stick around.
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yeah. when I was younger in highschool I dated a "thicker" chick and it was pretty sweet. blowjobs every day, before school, after school etc.

that was the life. i had no use for masturbation at that point.
 
crak600 said:
the other thing with most fat chicks is that they want to impress you so you'll fuck them again. reason being is they don't know when they're going to get some again, so they try to make you want to stick around.
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Being a fat guy, I have the same attitude. LOL
 
Only had a couple that really knew what they were doing,and only one of those that could deepthroat it.My old lady is a gagger and spitter,so it's not much fun with her.Plus she looks at a tool like it is a rattlesnake ready to bite her.
 
The best BJ's I got came from black chics. The first was a black stripper I met 5 min after her girlfriend dumped her so what else could she do to stick it to he exgirlfriend but fuck a white boy. The other was a chubby Ghetto Queen w/huge tittys.

However, this does not mean all black chics give good bjs.. My friend and I took a black and a white strippers to my hot tub. The black one had large DSL lips. So, my friend told her. Then she preceeded to tell us how she loved to give bj's and she was the best etc. (my friend and I were looking forward to it) So, a couple more cheap bottles of champaign. We all start going at it. My friend and I both agreed it was the worst bj of all time. We figured it was bc she was so drunk. But, my friend ran into her again sober and said it sucked just as bad.

BTW... She almost died in my hot tub. She passed out after we were done. We had to jump in and pull her out ........Damn, those were the good old days.
 
HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex said:
Only had a couple that really knew what they were doing,and only one of those that could deepthroat it.My old lady is a gagger and spitter,so it's not much fun with her.Plus she looks at a tool like it is a rattlesnake ready to bite her.
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LOL. reminds me of the very first girl I was with. She was afraid to put her mouth on it she'd bob down toward it then come back, then bob down again, gettin a lil closer every time. After about 20-30 she'd actually touch the damn thing for about 15 seconds like that was all I needed.
 
Dial_tone said:
LOL. reminds me of the very first girl I was with. She was afraid to put her mouth on it she'd bob down toward it then come back, then bob down again, gettin a lil closer every time. After about 20-30 she'd actually touch the damn thing for about 15 seconds like that was all I needed.
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15 seconds is about all i need on a good day anyway.
 
awittyusername said:
The best BJ's I got came from black chics. The first was a black stripper I met 5 min after her girlfriend dumped her so what else could she do to stick it to he exgirlfriend but fuck a white boy. The other was a chubby Ghetto Queen w/huge tittys.
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One of the two that I referred to above was a sista.She could really work it.The deep throater was a blue eyed blond,and she was simply incredible in the sack,like a fricken superwoman.She was a 3 input machine.Ruined me for life.Oddly enough,I ended up with a 1 input,1 position nightmare.LOL
 
I had a fling with a 3-input married woman who could deepthroat on top of that. Lord have mercy!
 
Dial_tone said:
I had a fling with a 3-input married woman who could deepthroat on top of that. Lord have mercy!
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Shit ruins you for life.Everytime I rub one out I think about the sex I had with that woman.F*cking mind blowing.
 
My old girl gave great bj's (best I've had), awesome technique, not a spitter, went the extra mile to deepthroat. Gah I miss those blowjobs.

I'm hoping my new girl can give a decent bj...
 
I'm sure I sucked at first, but over the years I've learned how to get my husband off really well. Girls just gotta pay attention to how a guy responds to what they're doing. I enjoy it and read a lot about different techniques. It's not a difficult thing to learn. If your girl isn't doing it how you like it, give her some suggestions, otherwise things won't change. When we're with a new girl I'll tell her a few things about how he likes it and what he doesn't like. It makes the experience a lot better than just guessing. A good blowjob is better than fucking, there's a lot more a girl can do with her lips, tongue, throat and hands than she can with her pussy or ass. One girl we've been with only 3 times because she lives in another state but she's a quick learner and got him off with a bj last time we were together. She's my favorite fuck buddy so far. She's also awesome at eating pussy. :D
 
Puddles said:
I'm sure I sucked at first, but over the years I've learned how to get my husband off really well. Girls just gotta pay attention to how a guy responds to what they're doing. I enjoy it and read a lot about different techniques. It's not a difficult thing to learn. If your girl isn't doing it how you like it, give her some suggestions, otherwise things won't change. When we're with a new girl I'll tell her a few things about how he likes it and what he doesn't like. It makes the experience a lot better than just guessing. A good blowjob is better than fucking, there's a lot more a girl can do with her lips, tongue, throat and hands than she can with her pussy or ass. One girl we've been with only 3 times because she lives in another state but she's a quick learner and got him off with a bj last time we were together. She's my favorite fuck buddy so far. She's also awesome at eating pussy. :D
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i think i just nutted in my pants..

for real though, ANY girl who doesn't really know how to give head........all it takes is to watcha little porn. do what they do. simple.
 
NOBODY burns up a message board like Puddles.
 
I have only had a few good ladies give great head. What I hate is when they try and they are not good at it and all you want to do is cum in their mouth. I wind up fucking their face. However, some girls hate that.

Jake
 
ElvisP said:
I have only had a few good ladies give great head. What I hate is when they try and they are not good at it and all you want to do is cum in their mouth. I wind up fucking their face. However, some girls hate that.

Jake
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i've been told i gave the best they've had- like puddles, i've actually done some reading on it to learn new things, but i think the willingness to want to please and actually enjoying it makes a huge difference.
you can read all you want but if you're really not into it, its not going to be so great.
I watched that pamela anderson/tommy lee video once- i know he's HUGE, but she seemed to use mostly hands and skipped over all the stuff in the beginning i like to do- the teasing with lips and tongue and deepthroating.
maybe you don't have to be all that great if you're pamela anderson.
 
The best BJ I ever got was actually more of a warm up but nonetheless, the way that she took the whole thing in her mouth and just sucked it so hard and slow. It was amazing.
 
Paulo said:
The best BJ I ever got was actually more of a warm up but nonetheless, the way that she took the whole thing in her mouth and just sucked it so hard and slow. It was amazing.
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I gave you a bj?:)
 
wtlftr said:
my last GF sucked it good. I would come in under 5 minmutes
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If it's good i'm not lettin her finish me in less than 10 minutes, even if I have to start thinking about Barbara Bush to make it last. I don't think i've ever come from a bj in less than 10 minutes.
 
what if i'm so good that you can't help it?
lol
 
simple answer...go with spanish girls..i have yet to come across a latino girl who didnt love doing it and wasnt awesome at it...
 
jrc04444 said:
simple answer...go with spanish girls..i have yet to come across a latino girl who didnt love doing it and wasnt awesome at it...
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not in my experience

i dated a spanish chick for a few years and I think i got maybe 20 BJ's.

that's sad.
 
Sugarplum said:
what if i'm so good that you can't help it?
lol
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Then I guess it will be a fight to the finish...either way we both win. :p
 
resonator said:
My old girl gave great bj's (best I've had), awesome technique, not a spitter, went the extra mile to deepthroat. Gah I miss those blowjobs.

I'm hoping my new girl can give a decent bj...
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**UPDATE**

New girl gives a decent bj, but not as good as my ex...
 
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